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TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 7:03am On Apr 15, 2021
abduleez1:
Bros wetin you dey try do?? angry angry


No lemme invoke all the gods of DC on you oo. Come call Black Adam make him come pummel you to oblivion.

Ma ló Shéré ké ré ó. undecided
grin grin grin


I'm not trying to kolobi your crush. It's first time I'm quoting herself, and it was just a harmless question with no sinister intention beneath it. grin grin


I'm an IMSU alumni, and the PTF building on her profile bears a striking resemblance with the one I know in IMSU, and I just wanted to be sure it was IMSU compound that was in her DP. Dazzol. LOL.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 10:47pm On Apr 14, 2021
Queenslander:
horror movie? Bae!! ❤️✌️✔️
Is that IMSU in your profile pic?
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 10:17pm On Apr 14, 2021
Calibrator:
Prometheus

1.7/5


. 7 is for the familiar names in the cast who I am pretty sure took the job for the money since the movie didn't have any particular sense of direction.



Alien Covenant

1.9/5


Takes real balls to intentionally shitt a bed twice.

.9 is for having the audacity to try and replicate the nonsense they created the first time.
Buwahahahaha. grin grin grin


I'm fûcking dead. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Beorn: 3:49pm On Apr 14, 2021
Oasis007:
I think he's Eruditör as well. That Dude ain't Coogãr, not even close.
That can't be Eruditör. Eruditör is a Barcelona fan and he doesn't cuss as much as Íllimitable does. Besides, Eruditör would be seen defending Pep and shading Mourinho, not defending Mourinho or debating strictly United topics.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Beorn: 1:12pm On Apr 14, 2021
Nezzjnr:
Jeez

Didn't anyone see this
The diss would've been weighty or made sense if Alabi was wrong in the argument, but he wasn't. Alabi was right, so it looked more like a tactic to escape the truth using the insult route.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 12:22pm On Apr 14, 2021
abduleez1:
With warnings last year. You still Download that crap. undecided

Since you're on a roll with shïthood this week, you fit help me Download and watch CATS then come give me feedback with review?? grin
LMAO. grin grin grin


I collected the movie since last year from a friend, and till today I've never bothered to watch it after all the negative reviewe I read about it online. I'll probably never watch it.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 8:53pm On Apr 13, 2021
abduleez1:
Exactly my point of view. As soon as I saw the trailer I just dey vex dey see pile of shït written allover it. grin grin

Walahi, I no fit use free MB Download that nonsense sef. Except watch through Cable or someone else send am for me. E pay me make I watch cartoon sitcom SpongeBob than this nonsense. cool

How far, have you checked out JUPITER'S LEGACY?? It's an upcoming Superhero series on Netflix. The effects and storyline looks dope. Looks like 'The Boys' challenger from Netflix.

Cc pu7pl3
I haven't, bro, but I'll sure check it out.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 8:49pm On Apr 13, 2021
pu7pl3:
How much did they offer bro...put me on please
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TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 8:03pm On Apr 12, 2021
pu7pl3:
grin grin
At least you won't blame anyone for the precious blood of your MB like Calibrator. grin
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 8:02pm On Apr 12, 2021
armadeo:
Shit. I downloaded it last night when looking for mk. Shit
LMAO. Don't worry, you might end up enjoying it, besides, you have nothing else to lose. Watch it.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 8:01pm On Apr 12, 2021
oyaskii:
Brutal grin grin grin
Immediately I saw that movie, I knew it'd be trash without even checking RT or MC. The movie had mediocrity written all over it especially when it involves playing chubby women in a superhero roles. I love the actresses but I won't be sentimental and download a pile of trash.

Even with unlimited MB, I'll never near that movie. The only way I'll ever watch it is on DStv or someone sends it to me via Xender or HDD.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Beorn: 4:07pm On Apr 11, 2021
Larride, you're a certified fool. LMAO. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Beorn: 3:47pm On Apr 11, 2021
CapitalCee:
You forgot to mention that their next 4 fixtures are west brom, Southampton, Palace and Newcastle, with 3 of the fixtures being at home. They just need to get something from the chelsea, United and Spurs game and they are good.
WBA and Newcastle are relagation battling teams, that fixture go tough even for their home. Na then you go see stronghead from those teams.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Beorn: 3:08pm On Apr 11, 2021
weedtaker:
lol, you can’t even criticize Ole cause I don’t understand Lingod’s form, dis na ballon d’or levels.

No one saw it coming. Lingard vs Hazard debate is now dead an buried cheesy
I'm not a fan of Ole, but I've no beef towards him for loaning out Lingod. Let's be honest, when Bruno arrived and lit up the league, most of us wanted Pereirra and Lingardinho thrown away.


Ole has committed many crimes, but benching Lingardinho is not one of them.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Beorn: 3:03pm On Apr 11, 2021
Lingardinho is what Madrid dreamt of when they bought Hazard.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Beorn: 12:31pm On Apr 11, 2021
Lana1:
Omo. What's taking so long for the reply. Shey donjazet never finish from church ni? undecided

People dey wait abeg angry
Don baba J is an atheist. Church is never an option. Dunno what's taking him this long.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Beorn: 11:32am On Apr 11, 2021
My own is to like the posts of both challengers. Proud member of the Likers Association of Nairaland. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Beorn: 10:57am On Apr 11, 2021
FBS:
Didn't see this coming.... shocked

Can we all please behave?
Suing for peace? Balogun of Russia, behave!! angry
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 11:23pm On Apr 09, 2021
abduleez1:
Lmfao....who gave Gadot A-list since Fast and Furious?? Hehehe.. grin

Gadot that I didn't even know who she was even watching her in BvS. Even after Watching FF movies before BvS I couldn't recognise her face. It was only recently I got to know she was in FF and I was gobsmacked. grin

Was Gal in Quantum of Solace?
She only Broke out as A star in Wonder Woman in 2017. And cemented that with Justice League 2017 and WW84 2020. grin
Only after these 3 movies I've mentioned was she considered A-list and became highly sought after.
No mind the guy.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 11:22pm On Apr 09, 2021
neztar:
Gal Gadot is already A-list since fast and furious 4, knight and day, BvS and bubot, not forgetting JB's Quantum of Solace (even tho she lost the role)
She wasn't an A-list actress in Fast and Furious jare. Who dash am? She wasn't even an A-list actress BEFORE she was chosen for WW. It was WW's success that propelled her to her current status.

You'd Google how much she earned in WW and the uproar that greeted it.
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2020 Live Updates Thread by Beorn: 10:05pm On Apr 09, 2021
Tatiana4u:
Ayo, dawg, I meet bitches, discrete bitches
Street bitches, slash, Cocoa Puff sweet bitches
Make you wanna eat bitches, but not me
Y'all niggas eat off the plate all you want, but not D
I bleeps with these hoes from a distance
The instant they start to catch feelings
I start to stealin' they shit
Then I'm out just like a thief in the night
I sink my teeth in to bite
You thinkin' life, I'm thinkin more like, "Whassup tonight?"
Come on, Ma, you know I got a wife
And even though that pussy tight
I'm not gon' jeopardize my life
So what is it you want from a nigga?
I gave you, you gave me
Bitch, I blazed you, you blazed me
Nothin' more, nothin' less
But you at my door willing to confess
That it's the best you ever tested
Better than all the rest, I'm like, "Aight, girlfriend, hold up
I gave you what you gave me, boo, a nut!"



RIP DMX!!!!
His death stung me like a bee. When I read he was on life support and was in a vegetative state when he got rushed to the hospital, I knew he had little or no chance of making it, but yet I kept hoping he'd recover.

His death pains me. Life's indeed fleeting. RIP to him.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 3:41pm On Apr 08, 2021
Concrete Cowboy (2021). 7/10


Lovely movie, the fact it's a black-themed cowboy movie, makes a refreshing storyline. Never knew they had black cowboy riders this much in the U.S.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Beorn: 9:05pm On Apr 07, 2021
raumdeuter:
elampiro,
Does illimitable remind you of someone? Your old friend
Only one person can make elamps write epistle like this
I thought I was the only one that noticed.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 7:39pm On Apr 04, 2021
VerifiedStalin:
Dude it's bad enough that you're a DC fanboy, so please don't tell me you're also a movie studio fanboy? Don't you have a life or something to get back to instead of obsessing over what others may or may not have said about a movie studio?


Sheesh guy, you're even more pathetic than I thought.
I dont see the need for the insult on the guy. You can still have different opinion to his and pass your message cordially.


That said, I've been here a bit long enough to see DC vs MCU rivalry lead to the studios that acquired them being shaded and defended.


Monikers like Hůlk616 in particular has repeatedly praised anything Disney ever since they acquired MCU. In the same vein, WB has been bashed repeatedly on here simply because they own DC and their movies weren't doing great till recent times, especially from Wonder Woman and Aquaman. WB got destroyed after the first Justice League turned out to be a failure.


There's nothing out of the ordinary to see DC and MCU fans attack each other with their parent studios failure/success.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Beorn: 7:26am On Apr 04, 2021
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Beorn: 9:03pm On Apr 03, 2021
CrystalTiger:
Very good results today.. We should be able to get ourselves some breathing space with a win tomorrow..
Don't trust this team. When you think they'd win, they will disappoint you.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 7:32pm On Apr 02, 2021
The way una don spoil this Godzilla vs Kingkong, I'll be shocked if I get to enjoy it when I'm done with the movie. angry undecided
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 5:13pm On Apr 01, 2021
tolexy007:
chrome
Google Chrome dey run am easily na. I'm seriously surprised.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 4:41pm On Apr 01, 2021
abduleez1:
Tom and Jerry ......4/10

It was really stupid and ludicrous even when you want to switch your brains off. But its quite funny when it wants to. The plot and execution is the villain of this movie. I wasn't even expecting much.

And I thought many people giving it bad reviews were just overreacting and exaggerating but man, was I wrong. angry

Mixing live action and Animation to this iconic characters doesn't seem to work. It's better in its original format left untouched.

Wondering how Space Jam 2 gonna look. Although I haven't watched the original.
The first one was underwhelming for me.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 4:38pm On Apr 01, 2021
tolexy007:
i doing it like u expalin above but after clicking the xproxx it will just bring out bad request cry
Wait, which browser do you use?
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 4:11pm On Apr 01, 2021
tolexy007:
i have click it m ore than 50 times times now, all i keep seeing is new tab with advert of xproxx. and nothin still change on the former tab. cry


i want to downlaod a movie journey to the west conquering the demon 2013
I typed comprehensive steps on how to download from that site and Nairaland wiped it away. Local man is tired. I cannot can again. undecided
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 7:48pm On Mar 31, 2021
Logic007:
angry

See them. You don manage download am on your chinese phone abi? 9/10 please angry
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The comments here are hella funny. grin grin

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