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50 - Since the start of last season, only Newcastle (52) have conceded more away goals in the Premier League than Chelsea (50). Pieces.

Nashoji:
definitely Biden's inauguration. Many at times when I visit Chelsea thread, I get confuse cuz all they discuss about is politics cryptocurrency and the rest. That's why their thread has gone up to 10000+ pages with little football related discussions. Very soon, them go dey use this thread for seminar aswear.

Buwahahahaha. This thread na cruise.

hensben:
shey u Dey mad

NextD18:
I said you should shurrup and get back to where you crawled out from.

hensben:
you are mad finally.

Shekpites fighting amongst each other. I live for these moments.

hensben:
They are clowns. I remember when Chelsea was foreigner dominated we were doing well. Let’s go back to that era. Lampard ought to be coaching in Scottish league.

A whole Shekpe legend? To coach in Scottish league with the likes of Hibernian?

sokeril:
salty tears...take it easy mhen

He's a United fan. He's trolling Chelshit.

TalabiAudu:
Sitting relaxed and waiting for the news

I've been in tears all night reading various comments on this thread.

Thecassanova:
Since I stopped watching us play for like 3 games a roll, my mental health has improved drastically from December.

Beat decision I’ve made 2021 thus far!

I'm fûcking dead!! LMAO.

iamJ:
make him go barca biko

He is too good for us, no vex

Hahahaha. I love your sarcasm.

pharod:
Good morning my neighbor
How are you doing?
Are you feeling OK??

Hallucinations and delusions, two inherent qualities of Shekpites.

iamJ:
if we aggregate all the transfers na una buy flop pass

Alaye jor jor jor.


Enjoy the hot dish of nonsense your German frauds are dishing out currently to you fess.

KingAlabi:
Just a remainder Kai havertz is the most expensive Chelsea signing followed by kepa

Followed by Miss Morita of blessed memory
Followed Fernando Torres.

All flopped. All hail Marina the Payntless master negotiator.

hoopLA:
That one is too stupid to count to 10 without the aid of his toes.

How will it know I'm referring to it?

Another mail, Airmark. Don't bother to thank us for delivery. We're doing it for humanity sake.

Skimpledawgg:
Omo, Werner no Sabi trap ball. Nawa

He was never a footballer to begin with, a PH-raised Dickson Etuhu with German passport.

And this was the Leicester team that had to struggle to snatch a point against United on their turf. There are levels to this shït.

kokanepyramid:
You can’t eat your cake and have it, alaye choose your cross

By the way where’s my niggar nihilistjnr? He don enter gym this night?

All barbing saloons are close due to Covid-19, no peace for the wicked tonight.

TalabiAudu:
I've never seen 80% of the players become useless suddenly under one manager since I've been watching ball.


Lampard is a terrorist.

There should be a contingency plan among the hoodlum and agbero Chelsea fans living in the UK.

In case the fat fraud refuses to step down, and Roman does not do the needful.

They need to maybe destroy his house and kidnap one of his kids, saying they would be released only if he resigns...


Don't quote me.

Fat Frank don turn to Trump?

nihilistjnr:
Baby giraffe up front, a playmaker that prefers to run away from the ball in midfield, and a defender who enters the pitch wearing square toe corporate shoe... Who do us this thing

Na Payntless Marina do una strong thing. Next time, if she's not wearing iron paynt, Fat Frank should replace her in the negotiation.

Unlimited22:
Naira Marley - As e Dey go.

Old jamz. The latest one na Chi Chi Chelshit Chelshit, will you marry me by Naira Marley Ft. Leicester.

olabode89:
Chief relax o... Chelshit came back from 3 goals down against WBA at the beginning of the season. Wernemighty will rescue this game for fat Frank

Werne what? This is not a studio session at Rumuokoro. The game is over.

raumdeuter:
I am watching this game with a relaxed mind

My mind do Jerry curl join sef

Unlimited22:
Exactly like arsenal in the final days of Arsene Wenger.

Or in the final days of Ebening.

Fuvk it. No need of waiting till the final whistle.

DJ Afrodoc2 or DJ Leyqute, play me Like to Party by Burna Boy to start the party ASAP.

Skimpledawgg:
See Odoi

Whenever I see the guy's name written here or mentioned on TV, it reminds me of the lyrics of Odoo by Masterkraft Ft. Wizkid.


Whine am for me odoo oh uh uhuh
Love you die odoo oh eh eheh
Dance am for me odoo o huhuhuh
This na forever odoo o huhuhuh
Finally oh finally na me go be your bobo
Whine am for me odoo oh
Masterkraft on the beat Love you die odoo eh eh eheh eh



Raumdeuter should be grateful that Bayern dodged a bullet in the Ghanaian Karibe Ojigwe with an England Pali.

sod09:
Lmao this one is so pained see shalaye on top parking double decker at anfield

I'd rather be topping the league with parking double decker than look shyte while not even good at attacking and battling relegation with the likes of Sheffield United.

sod09:
Yet we danced alanta at the theatre of dreams

And ended up scoring one open play goal in over 3 weeks while battling relegation with Westbrom. What an achievement.

You know a club is useless when it's celebrating dancing Alanta at Old Trafford while garnering disgusting and dire statistics like this one below.

https://www.planetfootball.com/quick-reads/10-concerning-stats-from-arsenals-slow-start-to-the-premier-league-campaign/


What a useless and comedic club.

sod09:
Is that why your club is parking trailer in anfield

If your club could park trailers, maybe, just maybe, they wouldn't be battling relegation some weeks ago.

I was really skeptical of us getting a point off this match considering how good Liverpool were, but these lads have proven me wrong.

sod09:
Naso What are you good at

Watching Assanal perish at the bottom half of the table.

I'm also not a supporter of Ole, but he has improved the squad with intelligent buys. If this was last season, we for don chop like 2 or 3 goals by now.

I'm not a Pogba fan, you can call me an anti-Pogba, but he's been immense in the past 5 matches. Shaw too.


This is a Pogba and Shaw appreciation post.

The only thing Loserfool are good at is crosses. Nothing else.

Expert17:
They won't see it

Why do you bother yourself about trolls?