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TravelRe: Mistakes Parents Make When Traveling With Kids by bercarray(m): 1:19pm On Mar 14, 2018
Another mistake is asking me to lap my sister, that she can't pay for 3 sits,

damn, how will sleep now, in the car

another one is asking me to sit on the engine,
damn if I sh1t ehn, u will see steam coming out


last one, mummy go buy #10 biscuit for us, and be buying gala for the kids we gonna meet in the village
.mummy better don't try it cos u won't know how the gala will disappear
CelebritiesRe: Ifu Ennada: CDQ Didn't See My Vagina, Ogun Will Visit Him For "One-Night Stand" by bercarray(m): 1:11pm On Mar 14, 2018
That Ogun better visit mourinho,

me checking out, livescores yesterday

This man u matter tire person
san316:
Sometimes you don't have to see someones privates to have sex with them now. The D has its own eyes and can locate the hole any time anywhere no matter how dark the room is.
Like follow come torchlight lol

CelebritiesRe: Mercy Johnson Becomes Mr Chef Iodised Salt Ambassador (Photos) by bercarray(m): 10:04pm On Mar 10, 2018
[quote author=Pelky post=65719897][/quote]this guy na 419 he will only send you one data top up message he is a big scammer, don't fall a victim nl watch out I swear
CrimeRe: Ghetto Senegal, Okigwe Prostitute Joint Demolished In Imo State (Photos) by bercarray(m): 9:57pm On Mar 10, 2018
if you see anybody with the number 08148099217 selling data, the guy na real 419 please nl run, his moniker is pelky for now, tomorrow he will open another account, to advertise same data
PoliticsRe: 10 Popular Quotes Of Yemi Osinbajo, The Vice President by bercarray(m):
please o I did not anything against this man o, but that number 2 is a big lie,u're not getting big money now compared to when u are a lawyer but if u get chance , u go wan do VP for the second time o, u for complain before na

but op these ones no be quotes na, I tire for op o, u can even say our comments here on nl are quotes too

CelebritiesRe: Timi Dakolo And World Cup Trophy Strike A Pose by bercarray(m): 9:29pm On Mar 10, 2018
[quote author=Pelky post=65719963][/quote]nairalanders do not fall for this thief o, he's a big scammer, it shall not be well with u and your data
CelebritiesRe: Afia Schwarzenegger Blasts President Buhari: "Grab A Bible & Read Mathew 7:3-5" by bercarray(m): 2:59pm On Mar 08, 2018
well I wouldn't blame her no be this girl them leak him cheating video? she didn't know where bible is when she wanted to cheat abi, now she is advising buhari to grab Bible, I swear i no blame her, na buhari wey dey disgrace us na im I blame, small small, buhari don dey drag our name into mud, na anybody dey abuse Nigeria now.

I swear this man its going back to daura
CareerRe: How Do CEOs Pay Themselves? by bercarray(m): 5:36pm On Feb 28, 2018
I don't know about other companies, but my uncle owns one small firm,when he first started, he employed someone, so at the end of the month, they shared the money with him taking 45% and 35% for the guy,and then the remaining goes to the company as the business grows bigger he placed himself on a salary and the other employees too, and the remaining goes to the company, but he still spend part of the company's money o, and he return it later
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Which Football Club You Love Watching But Do Not Support? by bercarray(m): 11:42am On Feb 10, 2018
any team I can watch free, or u expect me to pay money to watch Chelsea when I'm a utd fan, na waste of money and time. except :
1) big champ. league matches e.g as barca will rape Chelsea, PSG vs Madrid

2) all champions league finals

3) el classico.
SportsRe: Real Madrid Squad 2000 And 2017 Compared Following Their Loss Yesterday by bercarray(m): 5:49pm On Dec 24, 2017
they might still beat them jare, football is unpredictable jare.
RomanceAn advise from a lady to u girls, what do y'all think? by bercarray(op):
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CelebritiesRe: Could Davido Newly Signed Artiste 'Peruzzi' Signed A Blank Paper? (photos) by bercarray(m): 8:59am On Nov 17, 2017
I can't say for sure the paper is blank, but looking at the pics, i think the pics is just for pose, cos person wey dey write, no go look book? but the guy just put pen on top paper dey look camera. But wetin concern me.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Roma Vs Chelsea : UCL (3 - 0) On 31st October 2017 by bercarray(m): 9:10pm On Oct 31, 2017
Chelsea must lose
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Chilling In His Hood In Ojuelegba Surulere Pic + Video by bercarray(m): 7:39pm On Oct 30, 2017
what could that guy in blue be doing on his phone that made him concentrate on it like or e dey play game ni for the first 3 pics na im phone im dey look.

CelebritiesRe: “Parenting Is Not Easy” - Sophia Momodu Seeks Advice From Parents Over Imade by bercarray(m): 7:32pm On Oct 30, 2017
u re stupid, when you re doing it you didn't know it wouldn't be easy to parent her abi, just don't train her the way u trained yourself or the way your parents trained you, son that she won't be a baby mama in future
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Newgate Medical Services Ltd Fresh Graduate & Exp. Job Recruitment(14 Positions) by bercarray(m): 7:48am On Oct 16, 2017
Meel:
cc, bercarray

Fellow scientists, here his an opening you can apply
thanks very much, I'll check it out.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: KPMG Nigeria Fresh Graduate Job Recruitment (5 Positions) by bercarray(m): 10:19am On Oct 14, 2017
DALE917:
Text me
good morning miss, u asked me to text u. but I swear I was banned by these mods for my post on this thread that day,I'm sorry for replying late.

I guess it was late already right?

CelebritiesRe: Braless Fan Gives Orezi Thrilling Performance On Stage [VIDEO] by bercarray(m): 10:14am On Oct 11, 2017
ha?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: KPMG Nigeria Fresh Graduate Job Recruitment (5 Positions) by bercarray(m): 9:30am On Oct 11, 2017
wish I'm fitted but I'm medical lab scientists
please nlanders help a brother in need of job, I just finished my mltechnician course, I'm tired of staying at home please, I need a job do as to further more to offer MLS,if u av lab and you need a personnel please I'm available, If you know anyone, that needs a lab personnel you can help me tell the person about me pls. I reside in Ogun state. my number 08071258690.
CelebritiesRe: Jackie Chan's Daughter Comes Out As Lesbian by bercarray(m): 8:55am On Oct 11, 2017
what?
please nlanders help a brother in need of job, I just finished my mltechnician course, I'm tired of staying at home please, I need a job do as to further more to offer MLS,if u av lab and you need a personnel please I'm available, If you know anyone, that needs a lab personnel you can help me tell the person about me pls. I reside in Ogun state. my number 08071258690.
CelebritiesRe: Davido Is Humble!! See How This South African A-list Artiste Praised Him by bercarray(m): 8:55am On Oct 11, 2017
OK o we don hear
please nlanders help a brother in need of job, I just finished my mltechnician course, I'm tired of staying at home please, I need a job do as to further more to offer MLS,if u av lab and you need a personnel please I'm available, If you know anyone, that needs a lab personnel you can help me tell the person about me pls. I reside in Ogun state. my number 08071258690.
CelebritiesRe: Kendrick Lamar’s 17 Year Old Sister Pregnant With Her Second Child by bercarray(m): 8:54am On Oct 11, 2017
17? Jesus
please nlanders help a brother in need of job, I just finished my mltechnician course, I'm tired of staying at home please, I need a job do as to further more to offer MLS,if u av lab and you need a personnel please I'm available, If you know anyone, that needs a lab personnel you can help me tell the person about me pls. I reside in Ogun state. my number 08071258690.
CelebritiesRe: A Woman's Strength Is Measured By How She Handles Difficulties - Georgina Onuoha by bercarray(m): 8:53am On Oct 11, 2017
makes sense
please nlanders help a brother in need of job, I just finished my mltechnician course, I'm tired of staying at home please, I need a job do as to further more to offer MLS,if u av lab and you need a personnel please I'm available, If you know anyone, that needs a lab personnel you can help me tell the person about me pls. I reside in Ogun state. my number 08071258690.
CelebritiesRe: Chika Ike Resumes First Day At Harvard And She’s Over The Moon by bercarray(m): 8:51am On Oct 11, 2017
good for her.

please nlanders help a brother in need of job, I just finished my mltechnician course, I'm tired of staying at home please, I need a job do as to further more to offer MLS,if u av lab and you need a personnel please I'm available, If you know anyone, that needs a lab personnel you can help me tell the person about me pls. I reside in Ogun state. my number 08071258690.
PhonesRe: NCC Orders MTN, Glo & Airtel & Others To Extend 30-day Data Expiry Period by bercarray(m): 7:42am On Sep 30, 2017
mtchew.... data that'd have expired before 25 days
RomanceRe: Slay Queen Tells Ladies To Use Their “honeypot” To Achieve Wealth (pics) by bercarray(m): 9:36am On Sep 21, 2017
see the person advising someone, see where she lives, shameless thing
EventsRe: 6 Kinds Of People You Will Always Find At 'Owambe' Parties In Nigeria. by bercarray(m):
lol
these reminds me of when I was in hundred level, a naming ceremony took place at a place we usually watch football. After watching the match, arsenal vs manutd, man utd lost the match that day, i was like, guy "I just wasted money watching these match, the money I should have used to eat something nice". and my friend was like are you hungry ni?" I said yes and he was like let's go that side na, " i responded saying I don't know anybody there o, he said let's go.
when we got there he just went straight to the woman serving the food and I he was shouting,"mummy what about those on that seat, won't you serve us, or are we here to play?" in my mind I was like on top another person party? the woman was like "we are very sorry sir what do you want sir? my friend ordered four amala o
since that day I use to call that my friend o ri Ogun ologun fokanbale.
CelebritiesRe: Ebuka Obi-Uchendu, Kate Henshaw And Chigul In Adorable Photo by bercarray(m): 1:29pm On Sep 12, 2017
good,
chigurl's like "WO malo Jo bi ogoro wo , awon omo tika body WO" and ebuka be like
"which kind dance be this." and Kate henshaw laughed like i tire o.
CelebritiesRe: Angela Okorie Looks Bossy In Pre Birthday Photos by bercarray(m): 11:02am On Aug 16, 2017
emelda86:
What planet did u migrate fromhuh
na only pre wedding photo me I dey see for nl but this pre birthday one? mba now if u go back to FP, you will see I'm not the only one hearing this for the first time

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