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proudmom38:
Cuteness over dose.,Happy 3months 2u dear,

thanks sis

LadyMessi:
Hi everyone in the house, pls can anyone educate me on how to calculate pregnancy? It's my first pregnancy, missed my period on 11th of March. Pls can someone tell me how many months /days my pregnancy is now.

if you can remember the date of the first day of your last period before you conceived, you add 7days. then you front date to 10months.

for example, if the first day of your last period was 11th March, you add 7days which is 18th of march. Ten months from 18th of march is 18th of December. So your EDD is 18th of December this year.
today, you are 4wks and 5days pregnant going by my assumption that you missed your period on the 11th of march.

Flourish89:
ma!ur boy is. So cute.What product of cream and soap are you using?

I use shea butter on him only. since he started having rashes, i have stopped rubbing him Shea butter for now. I don't rub him anything for now till the rashes are gone. I use tetmosol baby soap for him.

modath:
Tiri nor plenty for NASS members but for non "tiffers" of public funds, e yaff do.

Three months is dicey, though I've seen 2mths+, just stretch it to 4mths... BM & children ehn!! Na like Saraki & CCT, inseperable.

4months is ok jare! lol at Saraki and CCT.

modath:
Any abdominal distention na extra Eba!!

Tiri shuren in this "nice economy" is more than enough.

Baby K was 9mths yesterday, hin dey greet hin bro,baby Osi.....

Oh cool! three children no plenty na!
say me hi to baby K.

meanwhile my mum says i should start giving my son pap. I feel it's too early. besides the dude is so addicted to breast milk i can't just leave him for anyone to take care when i wanna go out.

this is no longer funny!

modath:
I wan sell pikin?

Next life, this particular one, a yaff tirai.

lol ok o! I will do countdown for you.
Safe delivery my sister

Mummide:
I'm more worried o ooo, in fact some mama's response is scaring me d more, mine is a low lying n d baby is breeched , will b 24weeks tomorrow , just can't wait to go for another scan.

your baby is breached and low lying at 24wks and you're bothered? your baby is still doing acrobatics in your womb na! abeg don't worry yourself. baby still has a long way to go to position itself normally.

modath, are you preggy?

The chains have disfigured his hands already.

Is the father so strong that his son couldn't overpower him when he was chaining him? Except he was drugged sha.

too bad!

Alas! I have seen the thread!

Happy 3months old to my little Prince. I had to snap him when sleeping.

modath:
You get assignment for am?

lol! this isn't the right time for him to die. I wish him longer life.

he shouldn't die yet o!

otipoju:
Apart from it being a norm among african Americans not to marry, and have like five kids from five different women and vice versa, the consequences of divorce for rich celebs is devastating....they hate the idea thay one woman will just come and carry half of what they laboured for.

That's the reason for the rise in having kids outside wedlock? Why it's common among blacks is what i don't understand.

modath:
Baby Tribotan & whitfield ointment are great. Agnesia & Moju powder do the trick as well.

Bear in mind that this weather is not the one to wear full body suit or long sleeved clothes for babies...

Cotton onesies without sleeves or very short sleeves are life savers!!

the opportunity i had to buy tribotan during an immunization for my baby,I didn't buy,straight from the company and at cheaper price. Stupid me! I must buy it today.
I have moju powder anyway. Thanks for your advice.

Marquise Jackson should be the one he named 25cents.
Make these musicians try they marry na! too many babymamas and babydaddies.

modath:
Babe, your head is too correct... I have no doubt that is a less than excellent un"lady"like being...

How is awa lil big man? Se o n sere? Oluwa a wo, a ba wa daasi..

you will know a lady when she comments in politics section. I am 100percent sure that moniker belongs to Ngwakwe.

My baby is fine. Do you know of any ointment or soap i can use to treat heat rash for my son?

modath:
For someone who "supposedly" doesn't care about Nigeria, thou doth protest too much!!

Your IPAD/PDP media sympathisers Vanguard is there for you to direct all your angst at !!!

Nenadi Usman is alive & kicking as well, you can't hold brief for her..


*Modified*

I already responded before seeing that you added the usual crap bitter & hate filled post election PTSD afflicted Robots like you do!!!

I don't engage in foolishness with folks who after making poor political choices resorted to wailing about one Bia Bia Utopia that is a figment of their imagination in order to provide succour for their bruised hearts & soul...


Lady?? No you aren't, adding (f) to your profile can only fool your likes!
You are going to the "ignore bin" like the rest of your no sound judgement having acolytes!! Bye!!

I am suspecting that moniker to be Ngwakwe. Let me still be observing.

Schematics:
After my PH visit next week, I will be in Lagos the upper week. It is time to meet you but it must be in a public place at Ikeja or Surulere. Choose one..

you're not serious! So i should carry my 3months old baby to come meet you? sorry o! my son is so addicted to breast milk i can't leave him for just a minute.

no vex!

Schematics:
Berem, come and eat. Madam went to Nnewi for a wedding so I am out to have a lunch dressed like a school boys so that this small girls will look at me with envy

carry go, nothing do you.

Schematics:
Ofcourse the information and intels we have on him via his sister Ngozi on social network proved that he is old unmarried man and still living with his old poor mother somewhere at Oraozi area of PH.

hahahahaha! you lie Chino! You lie!!

chiefobdk:
until we see you condemn abagworo for his hatred. shush it

Obidike, condemn Abagworo for what? Abagworo doesn't hate anyone! make una free the guy.

Schematics:
Stalking him how? He claim to be this and that but we will like to have a drink with him at any place of his choice in PH to prove to him that we are genuine and do not mean harm but to have a chat and laugh over all these stuff around here.

everyone claims to be this and that on nairaland including you. hapu nwoke mmadu aka biko!

....and who are the "we" you keep referring to?

Schematics:
Don't mind the jobless hopeless old fellow. Always take whatever that old ugly man says with a pinch of salt. He is really hopeless. I will be in PH on monday and tuesday next week, I will try and arrange another meeting with him to see if he can show up.

Your attempt to arrange meeting with the Almighty Abagworo since 5years now has always failed. Give it up bro and stop stalking him like you're into men.

chiefobdk:
invest which money. hehehe..


chino u dey hear say abagworo invest money.

broke 42 year old unmarried man living with mama

hateful fellow

you too have belittled yourself to tell Abagworo that he's unmarried and living with his mother. are you now behaving like Chino?

inukwa?

Sijo01:
Yoruba call it orioyo. Don't know what Igbo call it.

it's actually called Shea Butter not shell butter. in igbo, it's called Okwoma.

please keep the pictures coming! God bless Alaigbo!

PointB:
Nne, e nakwa enjoy change gi?

enweghi ihe m na enjoy o! as long as a ka m n'azu fuel 150naira per litre na ihe di zi onu ugbu a, nna, iwe ewegbu o la m!

Sijo01:
Make she dey use orioyo (shell butter) rub am

madam which one is Shell butter?

I bia kwala ozo Mazi PointB.

Saw same message this morning.
Omo, i don't have time to go queue to register my sim. to hell with them!