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Eziachi:
Conversation Between Lai Mohammed & Tonye Solomon.
Grrrrrrrrr phone rang.

Secretary: Hello! May help you please?

Tonye Solomon Barcanista (TB): Yes my name is Barcanista.

Secretary: Barcka what?

TB: Sorry I thought I was on nairaland. My proper name is Tonye Solomon.

Secretary: Ok, how may I be of help?

TB: I want to speak to Alhaji Mohammed your boss.

Secretary: Is he expecting your call today?

TB-: I thinks so, I put it on Nairaland that I will be calling him and I got 1000 likes for it, so he must have known that I will be calling.

Secretary: I don't quite get your story, what do you what to talk to him about?

TB: It's urgent, in fact its a 999 situation.

Secretary: And why didn't you call the emergency services.?

TB: It about APC. They are in trouble.

Secretary: Hang on for few minutes, if you can wait.

TB: I can wait all day, as I don't have a job.

AFTER A MINUTE WAIT

Lai Mohammed (LM): Yes this is Lai

TB: Don't lai to me Mr, what have you people done to my Facebook account?

LM: Am sorry, I think you have called a wrong number.

TB: Wrong number my azz! Don't pretend that you don't know who I am or what am talking about?

LM: Listen, whoever you are, I got load of things to do, I don't know who you are and what you are talking about.

TB: Ok, let me spell it out for you. You APC people blocked my Facebook book account because am a torn in your flesh.

LM: Ok young man, you are not torn on anyone's skin, that is in your imagination. If you have problem with your Facebook account, please call Mr Zukerberg in the U.S. He is not based here in my office.

TB: Who the heck is Zukerberg?

LM: I was told he founded Facebook, give him a shout.

TB: You really think that you will talk your way out of this. Am no Olisa Metuh or FFK.

LM-: Like I said, I got loads of things to do. Goodbye. (Phone hanged)

Look out for the conversation between TB and Zukerberg.

ngenekwinu:
He is telling the truth. I don't know, if you are a member of the APC e-media team. But the truth is that I personally gave Barcanista's name and Facebook names to my superiors in the APC. Although, I can not say with certainty, if they acted on the information I gave them. All I can tell you is that, the APC has been hijacked by unruly elements and is headed for destruction. What made me make up my mind was the fact that I escapes two ghastly motor accidents, and I believe it was brought about by my sins. Please, I advice you to change your direction.

who doesn't know barcanista's real names and Facebook names on nairaland? You think you're smart but you're not bloodykiller.

try harder next time to impersonate the person you cloned her moniker.

Firefire:
His children and stooges who are on his payroll full ground on NL.
They should pass the message across to him.

Lol ok o!

Firefire:
I just feel the pains of having to provide amenities for myself after paying Lagos double taxes.

You pay consumption tax

You pay Income Tax

You pay Laud Use Charge etc

And you still provide water, road, etc. for yourself, where are the revenues going

I get plenty fight with Tinubu, no be today. It started from when he created the additional 37 LCDAs and OBJ instructed us to boycott the LGA election.

The painful thing is Tinubu ever since then rig the election from his bedroom despite all the money I spent sponsoring candidates.

we go complete am another time.

how i wish Tinubu was a nairaland member to see how much you hate him. Sadly,he's not.

Firefire:
Honestly, I am developing some likeness for Tinubu now

His level of looting, thou high but beneficiary to Nigerians.

He looted Lagos to build his empires

He owns Oriental Hotel
He owns TVC
He owns The Nation Newspaper
He owns The Nation Airlines
He co-owns the Intercontinental Hotel ( I do patronize this business... One night is about $425, I spent 10 Nights at the last check-out)

And many other businesses that is employing Nigerians in thousands.

Jagaban, I hail ...


Asiwaju gbogbo awon looters ni Africa.

May you have a CHANGE of heart.

you patronize his hotel yet you complain. Abeg free Tinubu jare!

Firefire:



The case file of other looters should be re-open... FAST!

like Tinubu right? May you not get high blood pressure on Tinubu's case.

Mufasa27:
..........What about FAYEMI, or he doesn't have a title like ameachi ?

you can give him a title if you want.

sad!
Nigeria police is indeed your friend.

Oats can be used to thicken soups too

This funny story must have been discussed at mama emeka's beer parlour joint.
Eheeeen! Tell me something!

Femi doesn't look like his father but his son looks like his grandad.
What a strong gene the late Fela had.
HBD

Waiting for Firefire to come cry that Tinubu is responsible for Blatter's travails.

Amaechi the lion Of Ubima and slayer of Jonathan and PDP.

The man who gives Wike and Mama Piss sleepless nights.

I hail you sir!

God bless our dear President!


Lalasticlala,over to you

AmadiObinna:
Please ma'am, Ignore that deranged animal. he is frustrated and dying slowly, I will handle him.

ARIZONA123:
. What relationship have you with YORUBAKWE of lagos? Cos ur intels has a link with him. Wife,brother,sister ? Just tell me

what's this one saying? I don't think am in the mood to reply useless posts. Thanks

MizMyColi:
Yes, you did.

where's your proof?

waiting for Saraki's Aboboaku, Pa Chukwudi to comment.

MizMyColi:
Okay
If you say so. I think the truth's glaring though.

How about President General Mohammadu Buhari?

you can see I didn't exempt him. Did I?

MizMyColi:
Past President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan Isn't/Wasn't.

I expected someone to mention GEJ based on sentiments and you just did.

Sorry sis,you got this wrong,try again!

Ebukaobi:
No I don't suffer from from self esteem issues.

I dont seek validation on an anonymous forum to make ridiculous proclamations like you have done tonight.

Actually you are not opinionated or strong. Strong women let their words speak for themselves. Strong women do not engage in self praise. It is a weakness . Weak women seek validation and are content with their very limited abilities that they erroneously imagine as strengths.

I am not been unnecessarily harsh, but to be frank with you, you are well below average when it comes to articulation.

@ Topic

I am still waiting for evidence that Buhari is related to the INEC Chairwoman as you earlier claimed. I wont hold my breadth.

you deserve an early morning kiss. Well spoken!

Is there any politician who isn't desperate for power? Show me one who isn't!

amaechi has left and cultism has returned back to rivers state.
Wike should act fast and stop the menace.

MizMyColi:
Mr Sultan, I lost it before and you told me on that thread.

Shouldn't you have written You have re-lost it?
Please be more precise

Besides, I personally don't see a big deal in men relegating women to the background.
It's a norm in Africa. Stop catching feelings.

I can imagine the number of guys and ladies too who must be humping and thumping that I (a young female) could be this bold and vast with words. It is weird and abnormal in Africa.

wow!

bettercreature:
Kerosine will force them to reduce it,how i wish there is a transparent cylinder,most of those people selling gas are fraud

transparent cyclinders are sold in the markets or you buy at gas plants. I think it costs about 12k

OdenigboAroli:
If you can recall the things I have said about Okoroawusa then you would remember I never said he was a bad person. Honestly,I think Okorocha has a good heart and want to help his people but he is a very bad administrator. He gets easily emotional and excited and that has caused he a lot of bad decisions. That free education was ill planned and timed. When you see a crowd of hungry people you don't just dip your hand and throw money, Rather you wanna know why they are hungry....Onwelu ife ana ewepu na anu wee libe anu. Governance needs a disciplined,prudent and a focused mind....Okorocha lacks these qualities.

I don't think he has done bad in the area of free education. You know he has been into it when he wasn't a governor. I don't think the free education is a problem in my state.

My question and worry is why is he unable to pay workers even with bail out funds?

MizMyColi:
Buhari does not appreciate the input of women in governance.

It goes against everything his faith stands for.

There's no better way to prove than waiting out the list of his cabinet members, shall we?

please take it easy o! Just take it easy my sister

MizMyColi:
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Unlike Bubu who sees no use for women and relegates them to role(s) of subserviency.

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seriously? Can you prove this?

Nawao!

OdenigboAroli:
And it goes to highlight the exploitive trait in an average Nigerian. The Zoo is already in ruins yet you lots went ahead and voted baba one chance, who doesn't understand fuel subsidy...lol. Also,I see you have momentarily disappeared since the ills of okoroawusa government became the topic of public humiliation. I don't see you any longer hyping the failure. What happened,Nwada?

nwanna,I decided to limit posting on NL for personal reasons. Probably you haven't noticed I have I reduced my support for Rochas because he has refused to pay workers. I am highly disappointed nwanna.

But,my support for PMB still stands firm. Enweghi ihe n'eme nu.

I don't cook with kerosene so I have no idea how much its been sold now.
Meanwhile,when will the price of 12.5kg of refilled gas be reduced?

Nigerians are used to eleventh hour rushing. Just announce to them that the deadline for the BVN registration is in 48hrs time and you see what happens next.

Aroli nwanna kedu?

I guess you are based in the US. The same reason why you are living in America is the same reason Nigerian women are eager to give birth in America.

Nna eh,if I have the opportunity to give birth in America,I will do the same.

No dulling nwanne.

PappyMason:
I pray that in future your grandkids ignore you and dump your azz in the villa to die

na you sabi.

I never dumped my grandmothers because they died peacefully. I met one and was not born when the other died. I took care of the one I saw till she passed on.

You can keep the curse to yourself.