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acidtalk: When water don clear finish shey?
My Jonah dey fear make Hippo and Crocodile no go chop am.

No be him name sake enter fish belle for sometime wey no die.

Jonah, no worry water, Hippo, shark, or crocodile no fit do you anything.

Next time come paddle canoe like Oshomole, Peter Obi, and that Elephant you call your avaition minister.

You too funny...

My pastor does pay tithe.

No match for March 29?

hugafella: @OP, your post is fundamentally fallacious. It assumes that all married folks see a pastor for every disagreement. You should have been more specific, or put in some refinement.

The poster should modify his post because he's generalising. Not all 'married folks see a pastor for EVERY little disagreement'.

I love those lips...especially the colour

I want...

I'm beginning to suspect these sahara reporters are from sahara desert!

I know its not easy to stand by helplessly watching your loved ones in pain. And I'm guessing this is the mother of all pains. Nevertheless, I would love my hubby to be there with me and even capture the whole process on video.

Praise be to God!!!

Because they need sugar and only the daddies with sugar can provide it for them.

Ije004: [b]Torn Between The Two : by scarlet12(f): 7:42pm On Apr 24, 2011
I need help in taking this decision, I have a boyfriend who I've been dating for years now,I love him absolutely and cannot imagine my life without him. My love for him has grown steadily so much so that I get uncomfortable spending time with any other guy,the only person I really want to be with is him.
He is not prince charming though,even though I hate to admit it.he has cheated on me several times and there have been times when he was so cold that I thought my world would end.he also seems to be afraid of commitment and I'm beginning to think that we may date forever and never get committed.
I'm at that point in my life where I'm seriously thinking about who I want to spend the rest of my life with,undoubtedly I know its him cos I love him,flaws and all,but I doubt that he feels the same.he says he loves me even till today,but I don't see him offering any more.
I met someone else,I've only seen him once.I'm not physically attracted to him but he is a good guy,a good friend and he wants commitment.we've been talking on the phone for about 6 months now.
I need you all to tell me seriously,should I stick with the love of my life (what I really want to do) or should I move to the new guy?what would you do?[/b]


Dear Poster,

If i may recall, this is a post you sent on Nairaland a year ago.
Sorry girl, but your fate has been a long time coming.

@poster, if the above post is really you, then I must say you need slaps not advice because you saw it coming.

Sijo01: How can all men be the same??

Exactly what I was about to ask!

etunoman76: The sign was already there that he was no good, especially when he wasn't concerned that u almost died in the hospital. U got to move on, there's a whole new life ahead of u. Good luck!

On point! A man who wasnt there when you needed him most...hmmm...I wouldnt be surprised if he had a hand in the miscarriage after initially pretending to accept the pregnancy.
Going through your story and your response so far, I think you still want to remain with him despite the glaring fact that he doesnt want you anymore. I'll just say this. The handwriting is there on the wall. All you have to do is read it because your life may depend on it.

Fanta...because I'm fair in complexion.

CyberG: Why was the retardee.n looking like a monster while reading the teleprompter?? I think it's better for him to return to reading from pieces of paper so he doesn't put up such a scary stare!!

I thought I was the only one that noticed. Is it by force to read from a screen or what? The man was so still I thought the tv image was frozen. He should go back to reading from paper abeg and quit looking like a programmed robot.

March 29

DailyNews: lolz...my pics are on display on my facebook, my family is not hidden so I did no wrong than to disprove faceless queens who know too well that they are ugly and don't attract real men so they choose to come online to play queens behind handles to fool gullible-minded guys and to lure unsuspecting guys into their ugly net.


a girl isn't pretty, she can't cook. she curse and insult people she hardly know. she uses swear words like spitting. she brags of whom she isn't and refuse to prove who she is and still accuse others of bragging after inciting them to brag.


no life is meant for the mature. see, Rick Ross fought with Young J...at the back stage of a club, ppl called them kids for fighting, does that make Rick Ross a kid or immature? sometimes one need to act crazy to disprove crazy people! if its immature, its my burden, it removes nothing from whom I know I am but rather disproves my haters that I AM FOR REAL

Dear DailyNews...Thank God that the 'show is now over'. However, I just want to write these:
*you dont have to prove anything to anybody, be they haters or lovers.
*You dont have to explain yourself to anybody here.
*You dont have to respond to everyone who quotes or criticizes you.
My dear, it is impossible for everybody to like you or agree with whatever you do or say. So, dont always expect that to happen whether here or off NL. There'll always be oppositions and people will always speak their mind. I think the issue of the pictures, though it was kind of funny, was also childish.
Abeg try to ignore or just laugh at some comments...hmm?

I like them tall...between 5'11 and 6ft

DailyNews: Kity cat or whatsoever ur name is, I challenge u, let us have a photo competition here on nairaland for ppl to judge who is more prettier/handsome.


rules:

1. no photoshopping

2. no makeup just natural


if u agree to it let us know publicly here & hit the comp. ppl like u who cnt even stand up to other classy girls in real life will come online to form miss word with photoshop pics. or lets arrange a real life meetup with 10 nairalanders as judges. 5 female volunteers & 5 males. I dare u. sighs....hiding behind handle to spill ill things against ppl above them.

DailyNews...

I always feel better after a good cry...though sometimes the relief is short-lived, but it still helps.

Destination Cross River...The Nation's Paradise.

malaria: Are u consoling the w-ugly duduets.

Lol @consoling...
But dont you think the wuugly dudes need it? HBP is a serious matter o!

Speechless...

So ladies, if you know you're beautiful, go pour acid on your face so that the guys out there can have normal bp and live long.
May God help us!

jhydebaba: You're waiting on a long thing.


@topic: If you dress indecent (half na.ked), displays all your nature endowed gift and flaunt what u've got hoping that our joysticks are dead, I'm so sorry.
You dress to kill meaning you wanted to wake up the manliness in the guy's system and when they come for ur womanliness, you cry foul calling them "molesters"

What about the toddlers who are being molested, do they "dress to kill" too?

God only knows. All I can say is that the men who carry out such act are really sick and need medical, spiritual, psychological and emotional help.

OH!! sorry I didnt see that.

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Sexkillz, I appreciate your efforts in trying to make the Romance section more fun, entertaining & educative. That said, I'd like to suggest that the proposed topics should be edited to statements and not questions. That way, the debaters can either be for (propose) or against (oppose) the motion with enough points to back up their views.

Instead of saying, "Is divorce better than bad marriage?", you can say "Divorce is better than bad marriage" or vice versa.

timbros: Help! Advice needed!

My sister wants to use her best buddy (a guy) as her chief bridesmaid on her wedding day.

What do you guys think?

No problem. Just ensure that your sister choses blue colour for 'his dress' and not pink. I think that will make him a very fine 'maid'.