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 European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Will Retain The League by BernieBoy(m): 12:26pm On Sep 29, 2006 |
mukina2:Yeah such a big dreamer lol  |
| Education › Re: I Need A Help For Jamb Result: Plzzzzz by BernieBoy(m): 3:20pm On Sep 26, 2006 |
Bros, go village go see you people oh  |
| Politics › Re: Osama Bin Ladin! by BernieBoy(m): 1:26pm On Sep 26, 2006 |
Guy na waoh to you. weting you want use Osama Bin Laden do this time. Any way for information sake he's hiding in my mothers kitchen, |
| Nairaland General › Re: Nairalanders Born In January, Drop Your Date Here. I Want To Meet My Birthday Mates by BernieBoy(m): 1:20pm On Sep 26, 2006 |
I'm your man. lol  |
| Nairaland General › Re: How Do I Change My Username? by BernieBoy(op): 4:51pm On Sep 21, 2006 |
iice:Baby we de doam fyne for area. Nothing spoil. Maybe i'll have to re-register. |
| Celebrities › Re: Nonso Diobi Or Mike Ezeruonye: Who Is Da Bomb? by BernieBoy(m): 3:38pm On Sep 19, 2006 |
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha Hope you gu, rlz. , not , THink of her too
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| Nairaland General › How Do I Change My Nairaland Username? by BernieBoy(op): 9:43am On Sep 19, 2006 |
Somebody please help me, i want to change my username name on nairaland. How can i do that. will that the possible? |
| Travel › Re: Military Plane Crash In Benue State Kills 14 by BernieBoy(m): 9:01am On Sep 19, 2006 |
@ rotbog Sorry the plane crash took place somewhere in Kwande Local Government Area of Benue State not Makurdi. To be precise in Shangev. Requescat en pax. |
| Computers › Re: Internet Explorer And Yahoo Mail: 'Error On Page' by BernieBoy(m): 6:09pm On Sep 14, 2006 |
I notice same in here too. |
| Education › Re: Our Experiences In The Hands Of WAEC by BernieBoy(m): 5:45pm On Sep 14, 2006 |
Olumide7:You dont have to mock her. @ more2 i am going through the same experience here. Rely on God. he's really gonna make things work for you. Just trust. |
| Music/Radio › Re: Resonance - Has Anyone Heard Of Them? by BernieBoy(m): 4:01pm On Sep 09, 2006 |
A day without listening to Resonance is not worth living. I really love the album. Can someone post the lyrics here. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Women! by BernieBoy(m): 3:51pm On Sep 09, 2006 |
thats load man lol   |
| Nairaland General › Re: How Was Your Day? by BernieBoy(m): 5:17pm On Sep 04, 2006 |
I'm glad i'm alive. I've got to thank my God in prayers and go down and see, guessMy gurl!! cos she's the center of my life |
| Literature › Re: James Hardley Chase Addict by BernieBoy(op): 10:55am On Sep 04, 2006 |
@ hanson where do you get all that from.I know you wont tell me that you bought all of them. yeah sure lol |
| Nairaland General › How Do I Change My Username? by BernieBoy(op): 6:12pm On Sep 02, 2006 |
I've been living with this pain of a wrong username on nairaland forum. Please my name is Bernard, how do i correct this? lol |
| Christianity Etc › Re: My Pals by BernieBoy(m): 5:48pm On Sep 02, 2006 |
Amen lol |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Is God Partial? by BernieBoy(m): 3:32pm On Sep 02, 2006 |
I appreciate the reasoning of the Author of this topic and the replies posted but i MUST SAY THIS: A good christian should learn to accept some things the way they are and not question God. This to me simply is a matter of divine favour. |
| Jokes Etc › The Mystery Of Childbirth : by BernieBoy(op): 1:44pm On Jul 29, 2006 |
The Mystery of Childbirth A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents, "How was I born?" "Well honey, " said the slightly prudish parent, "the stork brought you to us." "Oh," said the boy. "Well, how did you and daddy get born?" he asked. "Oh, the stork brought us too." "Well how were grandpa and grandma born?" he persisted. "Well darling, the stork brought them too!" said the parent, by now starting to squirm a little in the Lazy Boy recliner. Several days later, the boy handed in his paper to the teacher who read with confusion the opening sentence: "This report has been very difficult to write due to the fact that there hasn't been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations." |
| Jokes Etc › What Starts With ''f'' And Ends With : ? by BernieBoy(op): 9:37am On Jul 29, 2006 |
What starts with ''F'' and ends with , What starts with ''F'' and ends with ''UCK?'' Firetruck! |
| Jokes Etc › Grass Eater by BernieBoy(op): 2:32pm On Jul 26, 2006 |
A man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. "Why are you eating grass?" he asked the man. "I don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "Oh, please come to my house!" "But sir, I have a wife and four children, " "Bring them along!" the rich man said. They all climbed into the limo. Once underway, the poor fellow said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us in." The rich man replied, "No, you don't understand. The grass at my house is over three feet tall!" |
| Jokes Etc › Two Fraternity Brothers: by BernieBoy(op): 3:35pm On Jul 25, 2006 |
Two fraternity brothers decide to go sailing one afternoon and become lost. After twenty hours with nothing to eat or drink, one of them spots a lamp floating by. He picks it up and a genie pops out. The genie notices the poor condition of the brothers and grants them one wish between the two of them. After a lot of arguing over who gets the wish, one of them blurts out, "I wish the ocean was made of beer." Magically, the ocean turns to beer. Infuriated, the other guy yells, "You idiot! Now we have to piss in the boat!" |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Gay Bishops All Over The Place by BernieBoy(m): 3:24pm On Jul 19, 2006 |
Its really shameful that men who are supposed to be of God should get involved in things like that. Let us pray for our church. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Muslims Vs Christians by BernieBoy(m): 3:09pm On Jul 19, 2006 |
Those who fight for religion sake do not know who they worship!!. You worship a god that tells you to kill your brother for religion sake? It's quite shameful |
| Jokes Etc › Married In Heaven by BernieBoy(op): 10:57am On Jul 19, 2006 |
A couple were driving to a church to get married. On the way, they got into a car accident and died. When they arrive in heaven, they see St. Peter at the gate. They ask him if he could arrange it so they could marry in heaven. St. Peter tells them that he'll do his best to work on it for them. Three months pass by and the couple hear nothing. They bump into St. Peter and ask him about the marriage. He says, "I'm still working on it." Two years pass by and no marriage. St. Peter again assures them that he's working on it. Finally after twenty long years, St. Peter comes running with a priest and tells the couple it's time for their wedding. The couple marry and live happily for a while. But after a few months the couple go and find St. Peter and tell him things are not working out, and that they want to get a divorce. "Can you arrange it for us?" they ask. St. Peter replies, "Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?"
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| Jokes Etc › Obasanjo,bill Clinton & Queen Elizabeth In Hell ! by BernieBoy(op): 10:51am On Jul 15, 2006 |
Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton & Olusegun Obasanjo died & went straight to hell. Queen Elizabeth said "I miss England; I want to call England and see how everybody is doing there". She called and talked for about 5 minutes, and then she asked, "Well, Devil, how much do I owe you? The devil says "Five million dollars". She wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair. Bill Clinton was so jealous, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call the United States, I want to see how everybody is doing there too. He called and talked for about 2 minutes, and then he asked Well, Devil, how much do I owe you ? The devil says "Ten mi llion dollars". With a smug look on his face, he made a check and went to sit back on his chair. Obasanjo was even more jealous & starts screaming, I want to call Nigeria too, I want to see how everybody is doing there too. I want to talk to the ministers, the deputy, I want to talk to the PDP, everybody, He calls Nigeria and he talks for about twenty hours, he talked & talked & talked, then he asked, "Well, Devil, how much do I owe you? The devil says "One dollar". Obasanjo is stunned & says "One dollar Only one freaking dollar??" The Devil says "Well if you make a call from one hell to another hell, it's local! |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Cell Phone Vs. Bible by BernieBoy(m): 10:27am On Jul 12, 2006 |
| Nice stuff, but It's not reading the bible that really matters, but doing wat the bible demands. |
| Jokes Etc › Italian Mother by BernieBoy(op): 10:12am On Apr 13, 2006 |
Mrs. Bacciagalupe comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner. Anthony lives with a female roommate, Maria. During the course of the meal, Mama can''t help but notice how pretty Anthony''s roommate was. She had long been suspicious of the relationship between the two, and this made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than meets the eye. Reading his Mom''s thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Mama, Maria and I are just roommates." About a week later, Maria comes to Anthony saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I''ve been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don''t suppose she took it, do you?" Well, I doubt it, but I''ll e-mail her, just to be sure." So he sends his Mom an email: "Dear Momma, I''m not saying that you took the sugar bowl from my house, and I''m not saying that you didn''t take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Anthony" Several days later, Anthony receives an email response from his Momma. "Figlio mio, I''m not saying that you ''do'' sleep with Maria, and I''m not saying that you ''do not'' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now. Love, Momma" |
| Jokes Etc › Irish Prostitute by BernieBoy(op): 5:39pm On Apr 07, 2006 |
An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cursed her. Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru? The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff, dad, I became a prostitute, " "Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family." "OK, dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate for $5 million." "For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club, (takes a breath), and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years' Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and, " Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says dad. Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff, a prostitute dad! Sniff, sniff. "Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old man a hug. |
| Christianity Etc › she asked me to leave My Church Before We Get Married,i did, now She's Gone by BernieBoy(op): 11:46am On Apr 05, 2006 |
She asked me to leave my church (Catholic) and join her (Living faith) I obeyed because i loved her. Now she's gone after only after our honeymoon. I'm confused. Should i go back to my former church (catholic) or continue with livng faith? A stitch in time will indeed save nine****
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| Christianity Etc › My Girlfriend Made Me To Leave My Church Before We Get Married, Now She's Gone by BernieBoy(op): 11:41am On Apr 05, 2006 |
She asked me to leave my join (Catholic) and join her (Living faith) I obeyed, cos i loved her. Now she's gone only after our honeymoon. I'm confused. Should i go back to my former church (catholic) or continue with livng faith? A stitch in time will indeed save nine****  |
| Literature › Africa's Leading Writer by BernieBoy(op): 1:08pm On Apr 03, 2006 |
who do you think is the leading African writer. As for me i think em, Wole Soyinka is, Do you disagree? ok, let the posting begin |
| Literature › James Hardley Chase Addict by BernieBoy(op): 11:56am On Apr 03, 2006 |
I'm addicted to James Hardley Chase. I really love this man and the way he writes. My friends say i wanna be a crook. Check out the chase series i've read !!! 1. NO ORCHIDS FOR MISS BLANDISH, 1939 - Ei kukkia neiti Blandishille - film versions: 1948, dir. by St. John Clowes; 1971, The Grissom Gang, dir. by Robert Aldrich, starring Scott Wilson, Kim Darby, Tony Musante. 2. THE DEAD STAY DUMB, 1939 - Vainajat eivät puhu 3. HE WON'T NEED IT NOW, 1939 (as James L. Docherty) 4. TWELVE CHINKS AND A WOMAN, 1940 - Nainen ja kaksitoista kiinalaista 5. LADY - HERE'S YOUR WREATH, 1940 (as Raymond Marshall) 6. GET A LOAD OF THIS, 1941 7. MISS CALLAGHAN COMES TO GRIEF, 1941 - film: Young Girls Beware (1959), dir. by Yves Allegret 8. MISS SHUMWAY WAVES A WAND, 1944 9. JUST THE WAY IT IS, 1944 (as Raymond Marshall) - Kuolema uhkaa 10. EVE, 1945 - film: Eve (1962), dir. by Joseph Losey, starring Stanley Baker, Jeanne Moreau, and Virna Lisi 11. I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS, 1946 - Elämä pelissä - film: Lucky Nick Cain (1951), dir. by Joseph M. Newman 12. BLONDE'S REQUIEM, 1946 (as Raymond Marshall) 13. MAKE THE CORPSE WALK, 1946 (as Raymond Marshall) 14. ed.: SLIPSTREAM: A ROYAL AIR FORCE ANTHOLOGY, 1946 (as René Raymond) 15. LAST PAGE, 1946 (play) 16. MORE DEADLY THAN THE MALE, 1946 (as Ambrose Grant) 17. NO BUSINESS OF MINE, 1947 (as Raymond Marshall) 18. THE FLESH OF THE ORCHID, 1948 19. YOU NEVER KNOW WITH WOMEN, 1949 - Naisista ei koskaan tiedä 20. THE FLESH OF THE ORCHID, 1948 - Lähtöjuhlat, neiti Blandish 21. TRUSTED LIKE A FOX, 1948 (as Raymond Marshall) 22. THE PAW IN THE BOTTLE, 1949 (as Raymond Marshall) 23. YOU'RE LONELY WHEN YOU'RE DEAD, 1949 - Kuolema ei voi todistaa 24. FIGURE IT OUT FOR YOURSELF, 1950 (THE MARIJUANA MOB) - Maksettu velka 25. LAY HER AMONG THE LILIES, 1950 (TOO DANGEROUS TO BE FREE) - Todistajalla on este 26. MALLORY, 1950 (as Raymond Marshall) - Mitä te maksatte? 27. IN A VAIN SHADOW, 1951 (as Raymond Marshall) 28. BUT A SHORT TIME TO LIVE, 1951 (as Raymond Marshall) 29. WHY PICK ON ME? (as Raymond Marshall) - Valmis pahimpaan 30. STRICTLY FOR CASH, 1951 - Ei mitään ilmaiseksi 31. THE FAST BUCK, 1952 - Vaarallinen houkutus 32. THE DOUBLE SHUFFLE, 1952 - Tarkoituksena kuolema 33. THE WARY TRANSGRESSOR, 1952 (as Raymond Marshall) - Turmion tielle 34. THE THINGS MEN DO, 1953 (as Raymond Marshall) - Myöhäistä katua 35. THIS WAY FOR A SHROUD, 1953 - Ainoa todistaja 36. I'LL BURY MY DEAD, 1953 - Hän tietää liikaa 37. MISSION TO VENOCE, 1954 (as Raymond Marshall) 38. THE SUCKER PUNCH, 1954 (as Raymond Marshall) - Vaarallista himoa 39. TIGER BY THE TAIL, 1954 - Ampiaispesä - film: The Man in the Raincoat (1958), dir. by Julien Duvivier, starring Fernandel - note: a rare humorous adaptation of Chase's book 40. SAFER DEAD, 1954 (DEAD RINGER) 41. YOU'VE GOT IT COMING, 1955 - Liian pitkälle 42. MISSION TO SIENA, 1955 (as Raymond Marshall) - Tehtävä Sienassa 43. MISSION TO VENICE, 1954 - Tehtävä Venetsiassa 44. THE PICKUP, 1955 (as Raymond Marshall) 45. RUTHLESS, 1955 (as Raymond Marshall) 46. YOU FIND HIM - I'LL FIX HIM, 1956 (as Raymond Marshall) - Kiusaus ja sen uhri 47. THERE'S ALWAYS A PRICE TAG, 1956 - Kaikella on hintansa 48. THE GUILTY ARE AFRAID, 1957 - Keinolla millä hyvänsä 49. NEVER TRUST A WOMAN, 1957 (as Raymond Marshall) 50. HIT AND RUN, 1958 (as Raymond Marshall) - Paha mielessä 51. NOT SAFE TO BE FREE, 1958 (THE CASE OF THE STRANGLED STARLET) - Tule 16.00 52. SHOCK TREATMENT, 1959 - Shokkikäsittely 53. THE WORLD IN MY POCKET, 1959 - Maailma tarjottimella - film: On Friday at Eleven (1960), dir. by Alvin Rakoff, starring Rod Steiger, Nadja Tiller 54. WHAT'S BETTER THAN MONEY, 1960 - Raha on valttia 55. COME EASY - GO EASY, 1960 - Ei kiitetä rahasta 56. JUST ANOTHER SUCKER, 1961 - Syytä itseäsi 57. A LOTUS FOR MISS QUON, 1961 - Saigonin jalokivet 58. I WOULD RATHER STAY POOR, 1962 - Hän ei saa kuolla 59. A COFFIN FROM HONGKONG, 1962 - Ruumisarkku Hongkongista 60. TELL IT TO THE BIRDS, 1963 - Kova hinta kuolemasta 61. ON BRIGHT SUMMER MORNING, 1963 - Oli kaunis kesäaamu 62. THE SOFT CENTRE, 1964 - Hetki on lyönyt 63. THE WAY THE COOKIE CRUMBLES, 1965 - Armoton pikkumies 64. THIS IS FOR REAL, 1967 - Isojen poikien leikit 65. CADE, 1966 - Älä luota luopioihin 66. YOU HAVE YOURSELF A DEAL, 1966 - Vasten tahtoaan 67. WELL NOW, MY PRETTY-, 1967 - Vaarallista kaksoispeliä 68. HAVE THIS ONE ON ME, 1967 - Suoraan ansaan 69. AN EAR TO THE GROUND, 1968 - Syytä itseäsi 70. BELIEVED VIOLENT, 1968 - Yli rajan 71. THE VULTURE IS A PATIENT BIRD, 1969 - Houkutus rikokseen 72. THE WHIFF OF MONEY, 1969 - Saalista väijymässä 73. THERE'S A HIPPIE ON THE HIGHWAY, 1970 - Kurvit vievät kuolemaan 74. LIKE A HOLE IN THE HEAD, 1970 - Valittu tappamaan 75. WANT TO STAY ALIVE?, 1971 - Haluatko mielummin kuolla? 76. AN ACE UP MY SLEEVE, 1971 - Kaikki yhden kortin varassa 77. JUST A MATTER OF TIME, 1972- Ei ennen kuin hän on kuollut 78. YOU'RE DEAD WITHOUT MONEY, 1972 - Onneton loppu 79. KNOCK, KNOCK! WHO'S THERE, 1973 - Kaivaa hautaansa 80. HAVE A CHANGE OF SCENE, 1973 81. THREE OF SPADES, 1974 82. SO WHAT HAPPENS TO ME?, 1974 - Miljoonakaappaus 83. GOLDFISH HAVE NO HIDING PLACE, 1974 - Rikoksen kuva 84. THE JOKER IN THE PACK, 1975 85. BELIEVE THIS, YOU'LL BELIEVE ANYTHING, 1975 86. DO ME A FAVOUR - DROP DEAD, 1976 87. I HOLD THE FOUR ACES, 1977 - Vain neljä ässää 88. MY LAUGH COMES LAST, 1977 - film 1995, dir. by Strathford Hamilton, starring Billy Zane, James Russo, Mia Sara 89. MEET MARK GIRLAND, 1977 90. CONSIDER YOURSELF DEAD, 1978 - Veriset lunnaat 91. A CAN OF WORMS, 1979 - Armoton oikotie 92. YOU MUST BE KIDDING, 1979 93. YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN, 1980 94. TRY THIS ONE FOR SIZE, 1980 - Onni vain yksillä 95. HAND ME A FIG-LEAF, 1981- Eikä jälkeäkään jäänyt 96. HAVE A NICE NIGHT, 1982 - Kerran se kirpasee 97. WE'LL SHARE A DOUBLE FUNERAL, 1982 - Hautajaiset kahdelle 98. NOT MY THING, 1983 - Ei pyydetä armoa 99. HIT THEM WHERE IT HURTS, 1984 - Isku vyön alle 100. MEET HELGA ROLFE, 1984 Is it a crime for been a chase addict? |
