₦airaland Forum

Irupetepete:
Naaa that's my description.
My papa is a church, mosque and shrine poor rat. That's why I am a hopeless bastard on nairaland roaming about eating haramattan dust in my gworo chewing burukutu sipping igi-eni smoking meth licking, latrine sniffing head!
My family's life is a disaster, pls help my deranged family's life biko!

It pained you a lot you forgot how to quote the correct way.

Irupetepete:

If that was the case, it will reflect in your online life and the way you respond to people's wealth...
If your papa really get money, probably from kidnapping and rituals cos those people's children are always uncouth

Naaa that's ya description.
Ya papa is a church, mosque and shrine poor rat. That's why you are hopeless on nairaland roaming about eating haramattan dust in ya gworo chewing burukutu sipping igi-eni smoking meth licking, latrine sniffing head!
Ya life ma disaster!

Faithful007:
That's Steve Varsano. One of the most prolific private jet dealers on the globe currently.

Whatever, he's a white monkey! An albino one.

AJSfan:
jealousy wants to finish you. All these online experts. Use your knowledge to better your life. Ola of Lagos at least is getting advert deals, let them invite you too

Sharap!

Irupetepete:
but he get money pass your papa, that's what matters.... From being a cleaner to being a millionaire, self made...
Now tell me wetin you Don use your life do?

As long as my dad's richer than ya entire generation, no problems.

Kini kawa sesi?
He should eat his bday cake alone!

dinachi:
What does Ola of Lagos know about airplanes? All he does is use his Yoruba mgbati mgbati dialect to say rubbish. Who told him the value of aircrafts?

Anything you ll bring tribalism. Odinachi, you nor well.

Let's talk branding.
I may not be accurate too with the price of the jet. It could worth up to $7m. Same thing happened to Ola of Lagos and this white monkey that's doing Burster Douglas work. But the truth is Ola isn't suitable to review all things. What's pilots are enjoying, inwain-inwaaaan, inwain-inwaaaan?
He's mimicking jet sound in a dumb way.
Nothing creatine about the review. Except if it was edited or sime vital part of the video was cut. No review about the cabin, toilet, attendants, travelling speed, safety etc.
Advertisers that believed Ola is suitable for all adverts are illiterates. He should stick to reviewing bags, shoes and clothes alone cos his brain is still a college student used one!

effectz123:
You really think he'd stop because you're dishing this on nairaland. Very funny. He built a niche by the way he reviews and everyone who watches his video knows that they do more digging before they purchase the products because most of them are very expensive.

Aburo Ola of Lagos, it you don't stfu I ll slap you & ya ancestors ll be the ones crying!
Ola of his village abi na Lagos is wack in most adverts. He's a money miss road!

Congratulations

Lemos14:
Keep lying to yourself to prove a point.

Lai Muhamo!
Men are scum!

Ok. INEC.
How can I get work with INEC?
I want to reach them how not to be corrupt!

Lemos14:
You were fast to mention deadbeat dads but cunningly didnt mention women that commit paternity fraud. Dont be selectively hypocritical

We are waiting for that cheap DNA test kits to be affordable like PT test in every home.
Deadbeat dads outweigh DNA fraud.

chillychill:
Lol


Jazakumllah khayran

Why are you laughing?
Do you want to eat this in ya dreams tonight?
Rashduct4luv, I see why you misyarn most times. Na the foods wey demons give you chop dey worry you.
This other Arab guy from Medina wey chop mutton for real life lose guard sotey he take there go yonder to meet his 72 virgins.
Now you this Rashduct4luv dey preach say make people dey chop for dream. Naso hunger wire you reach?
I thought men are to be providers and not to be looking for free foods in the dream.
Is it Muhammad that instructed this? If not then it's haram.

shortgun:
The modern man should continue to deceive themselves till eternity but the truth remains that 1 woman will never meet the needs of a man sexually, emotionally or in functionality.
As long as women continue to push for equal authority with men in households, the result will always be disastrous.

Why can't you be contented with only one pûssy? Why can't one woman satisfy the sexual need of a man?
Does the man have two penis?
Must you penetrate every holes even in bottles, STD & demonic ones?
Stop giving excuses to do crime. Also, what's wrong with pushing for equal rights btw male & female? Are male heads bigger than female heads?
You should be more concerned with deadbeat dads littering the street with kids that they don't care for.

jobbitto:
Hi family,

I hope we all are having a great time this festive season.

Quite a while, I have been looking for job outside Nigeria, care work to be precise. Since this is one of the easiest route to leave Nigeria. A friend in the uk gave me a Link, an agency to be precise that would help in the process. Although, he has not used them before.

When I contacted the agency via mail. They told me their terms and conditions, I accepted and proceeded with them to help get a care job. I paid in about 499 pounds as consultation and processing fee. After a month, an interview was conducted and I scaled through.

The agency now said they are going to conduct a background check on me of which I am to provide some documents. Below is the list of documents


Proof of employment letters
Payslips
Discharge / Resignation letters with the cause of leaving the employment clearly stated
Academic Qualifications
Recommendation Letters
4 References
CV

The entire set of documents mentioned above must be submitted for each of the following employers. If some of the documents are missing or unavailable, They could provide a self-declaration letter confirming the reasons for such missing documents

ALL THE EMPLOYERS IN THE LAST 10 YEARS

If there is any employment gap in between or from the completion of their education, They will need to write a letter of explanation of the same

All the documents to be put in a zip file with a separate folder for each employer

Once the screening is successful, The client would receive an employment contract to sign followed by the COS within 3 working days.

House my question now, is getting this documents visible? Or they are 419.
Please mod help me push to front page. I need help.

Jesus. In a Nigeria that record keeping is poor?
Some of those companies might not exist again sef. Sure bet is to just provide those available.

KwuoteYourFada:
No it indicates
SW are educated and unemployed

Only about 15% of northerners uses internet

Those educated will get employment and live better. Education is the backbone of every economy.

abdeefggh:
Three south west states made it to top four, this is one of the indications that South west has the biggest population by far, not northwest. It also indicates that yoruba is most likely the biggest tribe in Nigeria

I agree

mariahAngel:
Pic. 5 Egusi soup

Egusi will be so mad that I didn't put it at the top.

I m going to heaven. Na this kind food them dey eat for heaven

TemplarLandry:

I diss Yaya Toure with “Disconnect” by Young John.
Great jam!

Toure is a sore loser

XAUBulls:
Indeed.
The extensive tunnel infrastructure built over the last few years has aided the resilience of these criminal group called Hamas. To make things even more complex, most Palestinians from childhood have been indoctrinated to have intense hate for all Israelis, the Western countries, and non-Muslims just like the Thai citizens that were killed, and the 21-year-old Black Tanzanian worker in Southern Israel who was videoed being deliberately stabbed to death despite NOT being an Israeli citizen.


Second is the support of Iran and other Palestinian allies in fueling this hate and war by supplying funds, weapons, and other logistics thereby aggravating the situation in the Middle East. It's gonna be a drawn out war.

Tell this to these boys called AntiChristian, CoronaVirusPro, k4kenny, Lukuluku69 Rashduct4luv Dominique, Biodun556 and other terrorists that they are chickens to Hamas.

GOTVee:
Even though I'm a born again Christian, I hope the Iranian defeats Isreal and conquer them. Isreal is too troublesome and what they are doing in Gaza at the moment makes every Nigerian Christian support Iran to deal with them mercilessly . May our Lord Jesus continue to guide and protect the Palestinians against the evil of Israel. Amen

Your prayers are heresy and it's the opposite that ll occur. May the wrath of God fall on you.

We are hungry in Nigeria. Epp o!

Vinnie2000:
Is this allowed? 🤔🤔

As in, the Dead patient wanted the Letter to be Shared/read publicly? 🤨🤨

If it's not shared how will we know?
How will other patients appreciate or condemn bad doctors and how ll good doctors be motivated?
Oya go n read ABC!

OMG! 😱
Why ll you prey on a teen?
What's wrong with our men?
I feel.like crying 😭 for him

vanbonattel:
And making good money there, because mentally sich old people has a way of weakening indigenous people with servitude and slavery

They are even winning mentally old people in their state in elections. Mentally sick old people should be confined in old people's homes.

Ok. Time ll tell. Another election ll soon come. Isodima is doing his remittance jejely with no hassle

CoronaVirusPro:
Morafvcker!

Where you get that fvckin pad from?

Don't tell me it's what I am thinking...

Eat merry

Sillymoderators:
My papa mumu, my mama mumu Blueberry you are wise.

I know ya pains!

CoronaVirusPro:
Fvck you!

Fûck you more with pepper! 🌶️
Eat this!

Free2Fly:
Shut up, this imp

Dear imp, you should stfu!

GOTVee:
Even though I'm a born again Christian, It is not biblical for we Christians to celebrate the evil tradition called Christmas. Origin of Christmas celebration dates back to the worship of moon God. We Christians are not permitted to celebrate it. I condemn Musa for wishing we Christians a happy Christmas and I hope the Muslim community can forgive him for this terrible gaffe

Meat for islámists. Na ya woke types islámists dey target. Lukewarm person. Neither here nor there. If you choose a day to celebrate the birth of Jesus, it's an applause. Stop condemning Christmas. Meanwhile as I dey screen you,you look like a muslim hiding under Christian mantra. Na ya type IDF suppose first bomb!

Let there be peace

Notfogotten:
Please I have a question to ask.

I don't want to go into details so my partner doesn't trace this to me.

My partner came to UK before me, though still on student visa. I joined her with my 3 children one months ago.

I have noticed some red flags which never happened while we where in Nigeria and I was footing the bills alone.

Each red flag, I pretend nothing happened because I don't want to be thrown out like the man I read about on social media.

My visa is dependent on hers and we are still on student visa.

My question, in the event that we get papers to stay permanently in UK and one day she decides to send me packing or I decide move out, will I be asked to return to Nigeria because she is the main applicant?

Please I need urgent answers. I may not play the fool for long. We are very certain of getting papers next year.

Yes you ll be sent back. So try n make pea e with her always