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Nigeria is on last run.
Those of us that couldn't japa are in hot soup!
Na die be dz o!

Conclusively:
The way the FG is spending money to cater for earnings of political staff is annoying. In this 2023, Nigeria generated N10trn but spent N21trn. And has already proposed N23trn budget for 2024 cos they predicted oil ll sell at $60 - $70 per barrel. What if that's not possible?
Werey wo lo n nawo lai pawo?
Who spends money without making money?
Forgetting the previous debts of Nigeria from past administrations, that means in 2023, there was debt of N11trn. Cos we earned N10trn and spent N21trn. While that isn't a concern to us, we are going to spend N23trn in 2024 and there's no guarantee we can make up to that amount as income. Looking at all these, govt couldn't cut cost of lugubrious earnings of politicians. It remained constant and on the increase. Some still bought N160m SUVs when they could v used Corolla Sport of N4m. Politicians in Nigeria don't know how to cut cost.

TUANKU:
Yes, you can feed me…with your breast.

Ya mother no give you?

lamdbull:
I promise dear. Talk to me

You v to do sacrifice.

DevilishMan:
Once my preeq touches your womb, we are married.

Ok. Before you show me ya hairy carrot 🥕 prîck, you v to abide by my terms and conditions.

Anjofe died and his house was abandoned!
The African adage goes like this:
Ese girigiri nile Anjofe
Anjofe ku o, a o reni kankan
Erin ku o mogudu fi'je
Efon ku o, mogudu fi'je
Mogudu wa ku ko s'eni ti o je un o.
Na govt be Mogudu!

DevilishMan:
More reason why your gut need alignment.

Will you marry me after the alignment?

DevilishMan:
Only if the winner will take you to the other room for gut rearrangement.

Virgin nimi!

Aaaaarghmed:
you are henceforth ignored

Same here!

Aaaaarghmed:
Abeg rest.I fit be your uncle.i no fit waste my time with you.

Sharap you must be a useless uncle n such isn't allowed.

Lee99:
No worry I get your medicine




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Lemme give you Seun's WhatsApp no.
See his head like N2K 🍈 melon!

LocalFARMERS:
Tell me who Wike never bully for this Country. Very soon, he will try to bully President Tinubu

That ll be his political end.

DevilishMan:
Sarrki nor stand up again o.

Can't you join the contest?
You n Sarrki!

Father4all:
it's Haram bro. Hypocrites are in all religion

Who be bro?

Shakespeare100:
I've been addicted to masturbation since 16, how I discovered it is a story for another day. I became a chronic masturbator. Sometimes I do it 5 times in a day. My highest record was 8 times in a day. It was so bad that x videos became my most visited site.

I did it everywhere; on my hospital bed when I was sick, in the church's toilet, in my granny's room, on my grandpa's grave, e.t.c. It was that bad. My own level of masturbation addiction was mental illness.

However, I decided to stop masturbation and I've been on the journey for 4 months. Also, I decided to get a girlfriend, and lose my viginity. I got a girlfriend, we had our first sex and it was beyond embarrassing. If I count my strokes well, it's not more than five.

We tried the second round, same thing, third round same thing, fourth round same thing! I'm in trouble! Is this how whack my sex life is going to be for the rest of my life? I can't last more than 10 seconds no matter the rounds. How can I redeem myself from the damage masturbation has done to me? I need help please!

You v just started

hammerFC:
NO, HE WONT USE OUR KPEKUS OR YANSH.


HE WILL ONLY PLAY WITH IT.

Let him play with ya sister's own

JASONjnr:
Nope, when a woman behaves this way, she's either in a relationship or she doesn't just like you or she doesn't know you.

If you want this to change, meet her physically on a date and if you spoil her well... She might want to have a rethink about how she relates to you.

😂

hammerFC:
U MEAN THE CHICKEN PRICK THAT WAS USED TO RAPE THE CHILD?



GO AND SET YOUR KPEKUS FOR HIM, I WANT TO TEST SOMETHING.


OR SHOW HIM YOUR BOOTY.

Let him use ya mom's own!

Cut his prîck!

shortIGBOman:
Keep Religion out of this Sport

That that to Gumi that's bullying Wike. https://www.thecable.ng/gumi-to-tinubu-remove-wike-as-fct-minister-or-we-wont-be-on-same-page/amp
Can religion be separated from the north?
Which sports enable cheating via juju or aiding betting?
It's no longer genuine!

Kukunkillua

Ok

Feshelu.

LocalFARMERS:
Dambe Sport is local Boxing that is comondly done in the Northern parts of Nigeria. This Sport is popular and it attract sponsorship from Rich individuals and multinational Companies.

It also attract Gamblers who place bets on their favorite fighters. Dambe fighters are allowed to use various local charms to enable them defeat their oponets.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6eZz_YJobc

The north use charms in local fights and preach Islam as if they are the holiest. Them dey even bet but their imams in Islam section ll say it's Haram. Lukgaf, rashduct4luv and co, what's islamic ruling on this kinda palava?
Hypocrites!

You ll find love sister.

To be blunt, how about matchmaking her with this man that said he ll curse those mocking him? I no just wan talk that day cos people wey no get disability sef get mocked. Life is brutal on everyone!
https://www.nairaland.com/7923462/physically-challenged-nigerian-man-slams

If both can ignite love, then their 2 easily divides their no 4, 2/4.
It's not mockery but it's reality. Both ll give birth to healthy kids since their disability isn't hereditary. The guy said he's AA so genotype or blood group issues are solved.
Lastly, they won't be ashamed of each other & ll use their disability to get ability to succeed. The guy said he makes shoes so he get handwork and the girl na actress. Their marriage ll be state sponsored sef.
People that know the two, borrow sense from me cos this is like exam expo!
Saintbillion wey post am, see orijo!

Kepukepu:
it's Uzodinma.

Isodima

Evil men everywhere. South Africa is den of rapists

Kepukepu:
Do you want me bout taking pictures?
I hver a job dude

Yes. Add taking pic to ya job. Go to Isodima house n snap him, his wife, side chicks, shildren, food stuff, cars, kitchen, toilet, bathroom, garage, etc.
Be a monitoring siprit to Isodima!

May we not be unfortunate, amen. Many families are mourning in this Nigeria cos of ineptitude of govt!

Kepukepu:
Dalu nu

Just one pic?
Get out!

Nigeria is finished!
Me sef don reason am.
Too many lacunas to block.
Maybe a Rawling Effect but that ll be too bloody!

MindHacker9009:
Jesus abolished stoning for adultery but allowed crucifixion for himself an inocent man and for the repented man by his side.

Why abolish stoning but keep crucifixion?

Mind hacker, baby hacker!
What can you hack?
Did Jesus tell those that crucified him that they should do it by force by fire?
Moreover Jesus never abolished stoning no validated it. He saved a woman accused of adultery from mob action. Shey na stoning alone mobs dey take kill?
Oya get out n go to school. Ya sister has spoken!

Keepamsafe:
Just this morning, my female neighbor brought this Oha Soup for me after I apologized to her yesterday over our last fracas. (I brought a girl home, and we had an issue.).

Please note, I have no entanglements with this my neighbor as im not sexually attracted to her even though she’s single and I am too.

I have started eating already, as this is my breakfast to work this morning.

OAM4J Mynd44 Rocktation Nlfpmod Seun Dominique lalasticlala

You think you ll do chop free & go?
If dem born you well sleep with her just once pere. I ll join her to tie ya destiny like this.
As you can see, that food was served with a white bowl for a reason.

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