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Lol
MAybe a MAn u fan would do

HIbreed:
we are in a dark cloud,.. We really shoudn't be dating until this storm is over.

Nice list you have got here. Something gets me curious tho and that is every thing u listed can be measured but how do u measure the 'his heart must beat real hard for GOD'?

Sanguine:
All these comments (especially from the guys) just got me laughing... #bigGrin.
Ok Now, lemmi say my own.
*clearsThroat.
1) He must have a well paying job or a very viable business or both (that's a sign of responsibility).

2) He must have a great sense of humour (I love to laugh and play too. Lol).

3) He must be a great conversationalist (I love to talk and gist #smiles).

4) He must be a good cook (I like food, so we can take turns cooking #lol).

5) Above all, his heart must beat real hard for GOD (now, that is very very key and germane).

Hi Op,

Kindly advise on this case.
What are the factors that could be responsible for going through shortlisting, getting to the final stage of the recruitment process and in the end getting sorry mail. This has happened about 5 times in the past one year with top companies. The most annoying part is most of the times i find it hard to pick what i did or said wrong during the interview. It's just so depressing.

Gold45:
As an international Recruiter,
I have noticed some things that hinder my recruitment in Nigeria, it is heart breaking when someone comes to me and says I'm relocating to the USA or Canada or wherever, what placement can you get for me and just by chatting with the person, I know that it will have to be a menial job despite the diplomas and degrees.
There is a reason why I have Recruited over 50 expatriates from some unimaginable countries into Nigeria where they got perks like:
3 bedroom furnished apartment in the Lekki area a few bus stops away from the company
2 domestic staffs to do the cleaning, cooking and driving.
Comprehensive health insurance
Approx. 10M annual salary
28 working days paid vacation
3 working days paid leave
Approx 3M in other allowances
Return annual paid tickets to their home country annually
In some cases a lesser paying job for the spouse is guaranteed.

I have facilitated the purchase of some Multi Million houses which Companies bought for their expatriate staffs. The minimum being 700M for 20 units of 3 bedroom flats, and some up to 2 Billion just for these expatriates.

You must be thinking why, below are some of the reasons in my opinion.
1. Education
Our universities don't help matters, they split one course into 3 units for students to study and graduate and use 20 years old techniques / syllabus to teach. As a result, fresh Nigerian graduates and even West African graduates can not stand fresh graduates from other parts of the world until they have experience or go for more classes. I begin to ask, what is the craze to get admission and graduate for?

2. Lack of seriousness on the part of the students
As if that isnt enough, many of their results were bought in the sense that in a new setting, they can't defend this result. A Bsc Econs holder couldn't pass an exam to place her in a 200level equivalent in the USA. While in school, a lot of them joined cults and turned to private prostitutes just to get the good grades. News Flash!!! Recruiters are fully aware and can't be deceived.

3. Inability to speak good English
What breaks my heart now is that many of them can't speak good English. They are well educated in the best schools but nothing to show for it. If that cert. goes missing today, and they have the opportunity to write another exam to receive a new result, 80% won't pass. Yes, English isn't our mother tongue but when you want a job in a company where English language is spoken, you have to speak English too. Your command of English is highly important. It can speak a lot about you even before you present your certs.

4. Greed
Now, once in a while, I see a graduate who has ticked all the wrong boxes still forming "I know my worth and wont settle for less". I'll simply tell you to call me next week as that's when I'll be recruiting for the big fishes and that will be the end. The bad part of these incompetence is that you never know you have them. Hence, there's nothing to lower those over inflated egos.

5. Nonchalant attitude
Some feel once they have gotten their certs esp. the 1st class and 2nd class upper, they have tried abeg. Cut them some slack, give them a break. But they don't understand that its just the beginning. You must seek more exposure by all means. Keep reading, keep find ways to polish your trophy, keep learning from those who are there.
For example; I can say, 90% of graduates, cant write a standard cover letter, 85% cant write a standard Resume / CV. My mum looked at an applicants cv one day, laughed and said, My CV was as naive as this when I applied for my first job. Meaning, that CV was in vogue in the 1970's!!! I'll talk more on the CV later.

6. Unrealistic desires
Okay, we all know you didn't spend years in the Uni for nothing. You didn't go to Boko Haram infested areas during your service for nothing etc. But baby, its time to wake up! Life isn't rosy anymore. There is tight competition out there. There are over 2000 people better than you graduating every year. The best tool you have when job hunting is experience. I daresay experience is more valuable than degrees in some cases. Start where you are as long as i can recharge your phone, transport you to and from work and pay your basic bills, it will be worth it.
Learn from Dami:
Dami (not real name) ticked 3 wrong boxes and due to the strict requirement, could never see the light of the job. What did Dami do?
He wrote a new application letter volunteering to work for free only asking to be allowed to benefit from the Company's transport as he lives far. 2 years later, Dami got a job in that company as an Assistant Mgr.

7. Lack of Packaging
You are a brand, you wish to be the face of a company, how can you sell the company in a good image if you can't sell yourself? Start with your CV and cover letter.
I don't care where you are from unless the job specifically asked for candidates from a particular region. telling me you have an experience as a waiter in a 7* hotel when applying for the post of a teacher will make me shove your resume in the bin.
Indicate all that apply and leave out the unnecessary details. I skim through 80 - 100 Cv's in 1hr or more. Meaning at a glance, I want to see what I want shouting back at me in your resume. Keep it straight to the point and Brief. Don't lie! Be creative, learn new ways to write a cv. Always ask someone who likes you to proof read for you. Always run a spell check. Don't have one CV. I have more than 8. Always create a new CV to fit the new job. Indicate in the section for skills, all your skills which was listed as a requirement.

8. Failing to test all spirits
Apply to all positions you feel you are qualified for.
Secret: You don't need to have it all. Hr Managers are there to brush you up!

I have to stop now.
Below is the cv of a guy with just WAEC ( I edited it for him )


The other pix are for laughter effects

myqel:
Have you seen every guy boxers/pants

Interesting format!
But what kind of arrangement does one adopt under the experience section in the case where you have done several things or one will just put summary?

Bros, me a no watch am cos my mind dey assured small say no be barca go cast dt green apple. Only to check scores see 1-0. CHaiiii!!!!!

Calebsky:
Was very sad yesterday because of Barca, played the game over 1.5 ht in my main ticket..guess i sent it to you.. watched the match and almost entered inside my samsung 3D plasma tv ....I need to be grateful for today

Chaii, calebsky u forget ur boy for here. shey you know say I still dey red.
Remember me for your paradise oo

Calebsky:
U.Sucre - Nacional Potosi 2/1 @ 26 WONNNNNNNNN

FATHER LORD, THANK YOU FOR TODAY

I do, I even prefer under 2.5 cos it's safer

jephito:
Under 1.5 first half market.... Who else trade in this market

Sorry, i have no intention of derailing this thread but has anyone tried this people? 5g for 1200 naira?

22PowerG:
cool

If u do online banking, u can fund yourself using ATM card and it is instant.

Emmotion:
Please who has deposited into bonanzawin gtbank account,


How many hours does it take for my acct to be funded?

Bonanzawin playing trick on me.
Below is the slip i played yesterday all with thumbs up and they actually greened but what i get is LOST
What could be happening? Do i need to contact them or will they rectify the error?
Anyone experienced this before?

LOL, ryt on point bros. You must be a badt punter?

donholy28:
Girl:I knew he was cheating on me
Guy: yes o my game don enter...man u win match

AM INTERESTED
I SENT U A PM

femcruz:
[b]MORNING HOUSE!!!

I HAVE AN OFFER FOR EVERYONE. THOUGH I WILL UNDERGO A LOT OF STRESS BUT BASED ON THE FACT THAT HAVE BEEN RECEIVING MAILS FROM SOME PEOPLE THAT THEY WANT ME TO TRADE THERE ACCOUNT FOR THEM, AND BASED ON THE STRATEGY WHICH HAVE BEEN CONSISTENT AND WORKING FOR ME GOING TO ONE WEEK NOW.

I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG THIS SYSTEM WILL LAST BUT FOR NOW, IT'S THE NEXT BEST THING , AND MAKING EVERY MONEY FROM IT, I'LL SOON GO DARK ON IT SO IT WON'T BE EVERYWHERE.

SO THIS HOW IT'S GOING TO WORK.

THIS IS FOR THOSE COMPLAINING OF SMALL CAPITAL.


TO MAKE THINGS FAST COS I WON'T WANT TO SPEND MORE THAN ONE WEEK ON IT.

I'LL ARRANGE A GROUP OF 6-8 PEOPLE IN IT WITH A CAPITAL OF 10K PER PERSON AND YOU'LL GET A RETURN OF 15K(your profit being 5K) BEFORE THE END OF THE WEEK.

AFTER A SUCCESSFUL WEEK, WE CAN CONTINUE AS LONG AS OUR SYSTEM KEEPS SAILING BY THE GRACE OF GOD.

AS AM TRADING AND MAKING PROFITS, I'LL BE MAKING PAYOUTS BASED ON WHO CAME BEFORE WHO, SO IF U THE LAST PERSON IN THE GROUP YOU'LL GET YOUR GUARANTEED PAYOUT FIRST.

IF YOU HAVE JUST 5K YOU' CAN GET INVOLVED I'LL TRY TO PAIR YOU TOGETHER WITH SOMEONE.

NOTE: AM NOT NEW TO THIS THREAD AND AM NOT HERE TO GET INVOLVED IN SHADY DEALS WITH ANYONE, MANY PEEPS FROM HERE KNOW ME EVEN OUTSIDE NL. AM SAYING THIS COS SOME PEOPLE DROP COMMENTS OF SCAM THIS...SCAM THAT BUT STILL SEND ME MAILS BEGGING FOR WHAT I OFFER. CHECK UP THE ATTACHED AND SEE THE PAYOUT I MADE RECENT. SUBTRACT THE AMOUNT I WITHDREW AND CHECK HOW MUCH IS LEFT so AS TO SHOW YOU THAT AM NOT ASKING FOR A CONTRIBUTED 10K CAPITAL WHEN MY BALANCE ISN'T ALSO STRONG.

SO LET'S JUST GET SERIOUS WITH WHATEVER WE ARE DOING.

SEND ME A PM IF YOU READY, SO WE GET STARTED.
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Pls, when are we starting this project?
It's getting late, oya make we start ooo

aliACCA:
I am in... it's tough but can be done

If i do online transfer to that account, i wont be able to use my username but my names will appear tho. Is that safe?

clodd007:
GT bank deposit:

A/C Name: SAERIMNER BONANZAWIN
A/C # 0167811656

the name of depositor should be your username and your name

once you have deposited email service@bonanzawin.com with the amount sent, your username, name ,branch and date

@clodd007, u never answer my question oo. how else can i fund apart from online transfer via paga.
U said i can pay into their account no., pls do u have their account details?

clodd007:
femo.....u myt not undastnd till u try....bonanza has d fastest payout and u can withdraw as many tyms as u want in a day

What is 69 pls?

PLs give the gtb account if you know. And do they credit instantly?

clodd007:
u can pay into their gtb account?

Which other way can i fund my bonanzawin account apart from online funding.
I have been using GTB naira mastercard but could not yesterday. Got a message that i have gotten to the limit. And i do not have any other bank account for online transaction.
Any other way?

sholad11:
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Saryarka to win @1.52
Games starts by 3pm...u can wait 4 inplay odds will be high
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Hmmm @ very easy

Yungmilio2:
its very easy to get odd 1.3
u just have to research n analyze
or go for inplay if u mean biz ( u sit and watch the games)
and there is always a cash out button
l
card market
corners
goals in first hlf or second
nt a fan of straight win or DC

[b]

U min to stake 75k straight on 1.3 odd and repeat it for like 4 games?
if that is it, yes it faster. But SAFER? what if the first stake cast? or the 2nd stake? (remember the fact say even 1.01 odd fit cast). Then 75k is gone.
Am looking for bankroll protected and steady profit making method...Is there anything like that?

Yungmilio2:
what if u lose the 200k after winning 60k
bad biz i say
if u have over 75k
u can go for odd 1.3 within four stakes ur capital is back
its much safer n faster to get ur ROI than the tiny odds

Boss i hail! i no really understand u because with 200k, if i take 10matches per day and i stake #250 and i get 7/10, even 5/10 gbege dn dey start small small be that oo. Or what do u min by saying over 60k return per month on 200k can be made?

Deyqunlay:
Boss, I have also pondered on it. The invested is too much for the profit, its just that, it is somehow safe. The truth of the matter is that, if you want to actually make #250 per match, your bankroll should exceed that 75k you are projecting.....you will be surprised some black days when you will go 7matchez winless streak. I will advice you have like 200k for such.....then take like 10matches per day. #2500 per day, over 60k return per month on a capital of 200k is a cool biz if you must ask me. Then with that, it will be more safer to run both even and odd at once.....with that, you know yu will have a steady #2500 from one side.....its win win bro.

I get that bros and thanks for the advice. I have done that and the fear is on 4th attempt the money to stake is about 51849 for 100k bankroll and odd of 1.85. That's crazy, a loosing streak of 6 games with the system will nt only send to villa, na to enter villa without clothes.

Any better system with less risk and protects bankroll and gives profit weekly/monthly?

leocolin:
thats arcmev formula for betting on only one mkt i.e either odd or even....

The N250 is profit per match that is to get N250 u place a bet of 294, if u win u start all over again but if u lose u add ur loss 294 plus profit which is 500 for 2nd attempt



to be on a safer side it is xpedient to calculate ur bankroll on 10 attempt coz it is possible to get up to 8 loss.

With an Odd of 1.85

Target = Bankroll/300 = 75000/300 = #250

Bet = Target/(Odd-1) =( Total Loss + Target * N)/(Odd -1)

Where N is 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, ....

So Bet 1 is 250/0.85 = 294.13 we lose

Bet 2 is ( 294.12 + 250 * 2)/0.85 = 934.26 we lose

Bet 3 is (294.13 + 934.26 + 250*3)/0.85 = 2327.51 we lose

Bet 4 is ( 294.13 + 934.26 + 2327.51 + 250*4)/0.85 = 5359.89 we lose

Bet 5 is ( 294.13 + 934.26 + 2327.51 + 5359.89+ 250*5)/0.85 = 11959.33 we won

Then we have 11959.33* 1.85 = 22124.75

Our profit is 22124.75 - 294.13 - 934.26 - 2327.51 - 5359.89 - 11959.33 = 1250 naira as profit

To the great punters and the poster of the above (sowie, cant remember the poster monicker), i have some concerns with the above and i will apreciate ur responses.

1. Is #250 profit on a bankroll of #75000 not rather too small coupled with an odd of 1.85 ( a big odd for me).
2. I have tried to follow the method above and even revise it using Frank Belinger's method but i found out that my method of picking small odds of 1.2-1.3 will require a very large bankroll to make even #1000 per day based on a worst case of LLLW i.e 3:1 lose win ratio.

I hope someone understands my concern and has some good helpful tips.

Bros, i hail oo! HOw dey go?
I dey follow with my small change wey remain.

Deyqunlay:
I'm feeling lazy to forecast today, maybe I should just use this ticket as my day3 rollerbet project....might remix that BTS to over 1.5 tho.

tonyx4x44 again!!!
Green thinxxxxx

tonyx4x44:
won

Lol

dotmanxp:
guy hw far with todays game, na me and u today o. Alabi pursue me go village still wan pursue me enter bush:

lol

Eddodoh:
Dat babe neva jam!!! By d tym u eat her kitty-cat & screw her really good wit ur joystick scrubbin all d nook n cranny of her kitty-cat. She will beg u 4 more & u eventually become her prince charming.

Her case is even better. Ever come across lesbo? If u can handle lesbian & she confess after u've screw her really good dat she neva knew she's been missing good bangs.

The day i will catch any girl masturbating. Is either u allow me do it 4 real or d neighborhood will have d two of us to contend with.