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Good evening.

I want to ask if the digital copy of the bank statement downloaded from my bank mobile app is sufficient for my visit visa application. This downloaded statement has a stamp on every page.

Or do I need to walk into the bank to get it printed out, signed, stamped?

Zerohard:
Hi Nairalanders,

I am in need of a programmer skilled in Data Structures and Algorithms to work on a project.

Preferred language is Python but Java, C/C++ is equally desirable.

The project pay is very attractive and will be paid in two parts, before and after completion.

I have no preference in location.

I am not sure of the rules of nairaland as regards obtaining contact info. So if you are interested kindly send me a dm or comment on this post and I will send you a dm.

We go over the projects requirement and will do a mock trial on your skills in DS & A

NB: I need someone highly skilled and competent in Data Structures and Algorithms and the pay is very attractive by all standards.

Thank you for your time. Hope to speak with you guys soon.

Best,

Zerohard

Hi, I'm interested in participating

elinocute:
Still accepting new applications others drop your mail please

I'm interested
akoredeokenla@gmail.com

Good day all, I'm an undergraduate student in need of an internship position. My course of study is computer science.

I'm fairly skilled in web development as I'm familiar with JavaScript, React and Node.js. I'm also open to non-tech roles such as content writing, virtual assistance, social media management e.t.c.

Here is a link to my portfolio: http://bhaelar.github.io

Please if you have a position for me, you can reach me via email: akoredeokenla@gmail.com

This is my first thread on nairaland in a while. Mods show me some love by moving it to the front page.

Fast forward to months later when its time for another vacation
Your mom will be begging you to come home and you'll be like laye laye.. Once beaten, twice shy

Finally finally, after all the suffering..resumption time has reached. Your mom will na be acting like she misses you already

Something unfortunate like indefinite strike na comes up.. You know your village people have upgraded their OS

When you are used to eating two meat and one ponmo in skul but at home, as you are about to take the second meat, your mum looks at you like

Then she starts to lecture you on that course you got D

But it's too late cos she already caught you

That moment when you are laughing to a funny nairaland post and you hear footsteps at your door, you adjust like

How you be counting down to the day of resumption

When nepa finally brings light and you are catching up on your favorite shows, your mom walks in and tells you to wash the car she will take for a wedding next month. You will just stand there like

4. Like play like play, you've only spent a week at home but they are already enslaving you. Chores upon chores

3. In school,you used to enjoy 24/7 light but now its 1 day on 5 days off

2. When you are still asleep by 6:30 the next morning and your parents come in and start telling you how they used to wake up by 4am to fetch water from the stream.

1. When you come home and your mom greets you with a big plate of your favourite food with two big chicken laps.

Chimaritoponcho:
my ibo brothers always kinging world football

it has nothing to do with tribe

player is player regardless of tribe or nationality

I found out that muslims claim if you aren't one of them..U are destined for hell

Christians also believe if you don't take christ as your lord and personal savior.. then you are also bound for hell.

I wanna know.. is salvation confined to a certain religion or there is more to it.

Sensible contributions please

lol.. u just can't make mistake and omit it
na war be that

people saying only in Nigeria that we take football seriously

its like u don't know russia.. where a rival fan can beat u on the street for wearing a rival shirt... where they also threaten black players

italy.. football violence against players and fans

turkey also

so to say nigerians are football fanatics is completely shallow minded and shows ur level of knowledge

op looking for ways to justify her hoe-ism

Akeelahtunez:
U Nigerians are so annoying
Why must u peeps pick on Dbanj all the time
If it aint his broke its he aint singing again
Leave him alone,u don't need to sing all the songs in world to blow .Dbanj is an entertainer
Beside he and rihanna have the same net worth

nigga why?

I lost it at dbanj and rihanna got the same net worth.

vislabraye:
It's painful loosing a loved one. Sorry for your loss. Anyone who dies in Christ has gone somewhere better.

thank you for ur condolences but die in Christ or not..he was a good man and i believed he is in a better place regardless of who he worshipped or what he believed in.

Thank you again

this is my say on this

my father died during last year's pilgrimage.He risked his health,his job,his family..he sacrificed his time..he spent money for a trip of no return..Just to serve a God

Now tell me..is this God just? I mean are there not criminals and politicians wasting lives and yet he chose to pick my dad and other hundreds of people that travelled just to worship him


I believe there is a Supreme being..but the deities prportrayed by our religions ain't just it.

first step i took after his death was to look thoroughly in d religion i was practicing which was islam..that was when i realised i was ignorant. I believed everything i was thought hook,line and sinker without challenging my curiousity. By tge time i was thru digging up about islam,i realized that it was just an horror show built from the base of mass murders,lies,falsehood,delusion and not to mention d blood-seeking Muhammad.

then, i heard christianity was d way of life. I wasn't buying the trinity stuff cos it seemed and stil seems very absurd and unreal to me. My mom was a Christian b4 she married my dad so she didn't totally abandon it. She took me to some churches and i realized there was still worse to be seen. If u see pastors running churches like business centres.

one particular one i attended,coincidentally it was d first Sunday of d month, so i witnessed d collection of tithes. Ds pastor collected tithes,two rounds of offerings,sold prayer waters for 200 naira each saying dat if u dont get one,u won't receive testimonies in ur life. He was also stating that. members should come on Tuesday with 5100 naira for sowing seed. I was just amazed at the delusion and stupidity of such people. Imagine the pastor also saying those that have jobs should tell their employers they got a program (7-9 am)..in my mind i was like for ds buhari change?!!..time that will be used effectively for productivity and one pastor is telling his gullible followers to bring a 5100 naira to him..something they themselves can hardly spare

I was just thinking that day. Seriously people need to wake up..no God or Allah will give u money or wife. or job or anything..u av to work on yourself..thats it,rather than wasting ur hard-earned money on pastors that can't even give u a loan to start up ur business

IAmTobore:
So you couldn't notice that its Kim Kardashian on her profile pic?

chaii..i don die!!

so na kim K be dat on her DP for ur local eye abi?

lol

ok..

hahaha..at last ..first time wey woman dey die of excessive sex
The man na male karishika
RIP to her tho

continue deceiving urselfs
Nigerian policeman serving in somalia
What part of d world av u seen dah one