₦airaland Forum

What actions are you expecting...maybe you should go to depots and sort out fuel and know how much fuel is being sold to independent marketers...am not in support of the bribe but we need to call the attention of the government to the major importers who sell out fuel to retail stations at exuberant prices...only major marketers lik Total, Mobil, Conoil et al get product at the norm rate...you can't blame other independent sellers using their various names *blame buhari*

Add me up 08136977160... Niger state

Add me... 08136977160

Let the boobs war begin

The 2016 Batch 'A' Orientation Course has been rescheduled to hold as follows:


Stream I
Commencement ----- Wednesday 27th April, 2016
Swearing-In ---------- Friday 29th April, 2016
Close of Camp ------- Friday 13th May, 2016
Stream II
Commencement ------ Saturday 21st May, 2016
Swearing-In ----------- Monday 23rd May, 2016
Close of Camp -------- Monday 6th June, 2016

DOB issue and exemption...dharmey04@gmail.com

Pls I nid ur help...my date of birth was changed to 34...ah still went ahead to fill d online reg, but now i can't c the state of deployment dere

Saw her around ilepo on my way to work 2 days back....she was actually carrying 2 babies, a very young boy lik 2yrs Nd a week or 2 week old baby @ her back...God save us from evil ppl oo

Am a Botany graduate of Ekiti State Uni...jes finished abt to serve, I intend forging ahead wit MSc...hv got my eye on d oil sector. Wch of botany field can ah specialize for MSC (considering d fact dat ah intend working for an oil company)

Am a Botany graduate of Ekiti State Uni...jes finished abt to serve, I intend forging ahead wit MSc...hv got my eye on d oil sector. Wch of botany field can ah specialize for MSC (considering d fact dat ah intend working for an oil company)

op what's ya own...na u buy am charger, even if he buys car and decides to leave d seat nylons...it still his car not urs😁

fineyemi: It is osun and ondo excluding ekiti. I confirmed it masef.

u know nuffin buddy... Ekiti and Ondo tops d list, go do Ur research again

no way.... dis guy shud be called JOSHUA GAY-BRIEL AGAI

Texas.Cowgirl:
It's only in Nigeria you go to prison and come out a superstar/ president of something

hmmn wat abt nelson mandela?

chidindufrank: Does he use hemp(igbo) for inspiration as well?

No... he uses Alomo

cum naa all d actors nd actresses dey turn pastor, well only God knows whu is whu sha....mke me sef go dey preach xo as to be bestowed d title pastor

Ah jes listen to muziq nd cool off or probably take a walk wit ma beats by dre stuckd to my ears

jidegirl12: Hilarious thread.... laughing my tired head off ahhhh..... OP what bout ffffffffffffff ? jeez funnie

dat means ur car is releasing a profuse gas frm d exhaust dat cud cause disruption to d ozone layer(in humans we call it fart)

mehn dis guy shd be deported, hes too ugly....afterall dey deportd those fine boiz cos dem to fine...he shd be given same treatmnt

johnny handsom: Listen to yourself 'four of my girlfriends'

four is jes a number jare... buh dah was way bfr ah got crious wif ha nd nw m being screwed evrywia ah go....ah cant even admire a gal on d road withawt ha tinkn av gat an ulterior motive...

Reference: There is nothing on earth that people do not get obsessed with talkless of relationships. Even dogs and horses will exhibit one or two at some point in matrimony. That's why its called relationship. Its like saying ambition is evil in work and career. Just meaningless. My own definition of obsession goes way beyond petty jealousy, insecurity and other acts mistaken in this post. There is no relationship in this world without a bit of those at any point in time.

dude...ts lik u dnt seem to undastnd d meaning of obsession...ambitions can be evil in ways if it gets to a point wia ur tots get very evil up to d extent dah u cud kill ur fellow human(may nt necessarily be physical, it cud be inside ur thought) nd as its written in d bible (out of d abundance of d @...d mouth speaketh)....btw Obsession is nt a gud tin...it cud be beta *if* u re married tho buh nt during courtship

lawrenzoo: @OP: what is termed obsession to you is what makes me love my girl so much, if you are not a cheat then why should you even think of leaving your partner, even if your partner is obssessed with you once you don't leave or jilt, I think you are safe.

safe... dats hilarious...wah if she finds an alternative guy nd u end up being jilted by d same gal...after all obsession nd over possessive attitude...m sure u knw u wud hav less female frnds arnd

elampiro: www.confusion.com

Some or most of the things you mentioned are elements of true love.

true love u say ah dont fink so...it wud mke u feel insecure, am xperiencing 1 presently....its gotten worse dah ah cant even socialize anyow wit gals...she has even chased 4 of my gfs by calln dem to stay off

Yungwizzzy: im obessesed with nairaland wot shld i do?

du d moonwalk *unclad* on a transformer

slimyem: When its raining and the sun's shinning at the same time,we go say lion dey born.

ah remember dis very well... lion dey born pikin...lwkm

coogar: oh my gosh - this is dapo adelabu's mum.
time to ring dapo.

Congratulations to Prof Modupe Adelabu... Abeg holla me dapo no sef mke ah holla am 2

wrote 1st jamb had 211... wrote anoda 245... Thank God 2dai am a botanist... EKSU

beaten and dey still collected his fone...mehn dats hilarious ... wish dem all success

mehn dis is ridiculous nd hilarious... ah fink ama find any celeb arnd me to snap piktcha... mke ah enter front page 2

[quote author=Afritop]LUCKY ME! I just bought a blackberry phone[/quote

so wah shud we du abt it... we talkn of sub plans u sayn crap...mtcheeew...if u lik buy bb no get moni fr subscriptn, u wud c ow useless d fone is