₦airaland Forum

elmisti:
Bharkarh my frnd.....awayu?

elmisti:
bharkarh
.na u dey cuse evrytn na, u jst comot for mexico and u nov even enta ya awse, u dey thnk to carry mobi go drink jedi....if I send u go anoda form of hajj now, u go talk say I wicked....

ademasta:
Haaa... Wetin dey do dis one? Women grow beards again?

elmisti:
Lukakulukaku......my good friend..I trust u av bn rehabilitated in the mexican prison I sent u to....now that u ar a mafia on ya own....come to EL DOLA ltr 2nyt...I v biznes to discuss wit u.....*lets put d pst behind us*

Olami90:
Big man to sure.... I sight yhu. Long tym

ademasta:
Are yu oryt? Calling my beautiful Harinholar ur harinholar... Wetin dey do u? And again, if truely Mobi18 is ur bae u wudn't hav called her mobi90...

Harinholar:
...Lolssss....I dey oooooo....how sallah 4 ya side?

Harinholar:
......smile# no qualms

elmisti:
Fall in.....we dey continue the birthday of all dis september chidren 2dai s nod one dey mark her own....so PCMs don gather money for me to always throw party for them.....but come wit cutlass and enuf protection ooo, cuz that bharkarh nd omitooguns dey plan to scatter EL DOLA

ademasta:
Hmmm, *grabs 22' spanner, waiting for the stubborn head to come for my Harinholar*

elmisti:
Kikikiki, don't mess with my wife ooo, nd she mst not know abt dis oooo.......bharkah should make d deal Asapjare

omitooguns:



Pls dont bull-doze d GYM oo
help inform ya boo Mrs Mobi18 Bharkarh...i need dat elmisti 's gym house...the place set...



Reason:
i want to win one of d awards...


and d one of d requirements says i must av 6 packs bt my chest still flat like flat tire

elmisti:
Is it me or u want us to doit the hard way, I will show you what van gal did to de gea and madrid

omitooguns:
so u r truely married



hope say na one wife u get....or how many


mobi18 here is a concrete proof .


advice mobi18...no open ya eye enter one chance ooo...u beta tie d knot wit bharkarh b4 some sharp ladies grab him...



by d way....make una 2 join league rain stones for dat El-Dora...


...make elmisti go rent quarters for Aare2050 left mansion

mobi18:
yimu,contact nah... yu and bharkarh be negotiating over me like im a priced commodity.. how does dat feel?

mistabiola:

mobi18:
issorait,bharkarh,make sure u branch dere ooooooooooooooooooooooo

omitooguns:
well wateva u do sha....just make sure u branch d el-dorado lodge abi how dem mafians dey call am....make sure u spoil sometin dere....



no use smooth stones ooo.....use rough ones......u can even give d contract of supplying rough stones to physika....he read geology and he go no where dos rough rocks dem dey for naija...


Break glass....infact use catapult dey fire the stones...fire enter inside their toilet too..


.if u no fit reach form ground level, climb tree...fire anytin glass wit wind screen

mobi18:
i jes dey watch u nd elmisti dey do negotiation ontop my head..kai...issorait,,

elmisti:
Since there is love in sharing, and am a humanist...lemme look into d issue...OK let's go fulani style...u will av to pay for every effort I put into mobi18, every word I said to her and every word she said to me...u pay X100 of the value of whatever I got her....even till her Birthday gift, I go. Collect m bak...go nd ask around how much a land on pge 2000 worth, nd see how many plot I got her.....if u want to sign her, then u gaz pay her buyout clause of $40 billion and buy me 50% of google, cuz she is my everything.....that's just 50% of the requirements...ccept dis one and let's the negotiation move on

omitooguns:
@Elmisti Mobi18 and Bharkarh


u pple r just confusing persin...


Dis isnt TeleMundo...


enough of Drama...let's av some Thriller...



Here:
@ elmisti u mean ur are actually playing d card mobi18 dealt


Leave her and find ursef some mexican mafia lordess



And @ Bharkarh, i think mobi18 is using u as a bait to get assurred of elmisit 's luv because he neva expressed it in simple 381 - I LOVE U


....now u, Bharkarh have done dat and Mobi18 was thrilled, bt she's only using u to make sure d mafia lord express d love in public like u did...y...simple...lawyers love Documentation...they r bureaucratic.


Advice....@bharkarh....forget mobi18 she wont leave d mafia lord....u no mafians have money as in ego...kudi....owo...



So go and drag wit ademasta and get harinholar from him or go drag wit xcozee and get zeeenas.... odi kwa risky sha ooo ..



ademasta is an Engr...and engr already av enough p to deal wit...and harinholar no go wont make her boo dey spend more time wit engine or some unrealistic project




so, go dig dat...bt b4 u do, pls spark up some commotion @ d el-dora's lodge use stones spoil d glass house!


goodluck

elmisti:
See whyning....u sef look like tokunbo....shey n nysc carry u come 9ja bah?

elmisti:
"Watch ya public conduct"....the last sentence in Jegas reply to the troublesome Orubebe...the statement that cooled a nation of over 170 million people...make it a watchword and u will find ya slf in places u can't even. Imagine....like b4 dat word, I was thinking of be-heading U....*weed or alomo*