₦airaland Forum

elmisti:
# winks bak.....u wanna come in for a drink?

elmisti:
Iyalode!...ah...bn a while ooo, hope all is welL...oya quick do some reforms nd collect rent from your rogue tenants mke we know who be who........#hands her cold yoghurt

elmisti:
Now you ar a bonafide member of this House, u can do anyhw...buh be careful of some pple ooo.....nd as a friend...try as much as possible to grab a plot on page 1500 as you will need a house, or tell that boy that is eyeing you to secure a place for u...U can lodge @ my Hotel for the time sha...all bill on the awse.....welcome once again

elmisti:
U beta no miss am

elmisti:
Better, cuz wetin I dey arrnge for that guy....even devil sef dey help am beg

Olami90:
Lol. Ah go like see dat first

Olami90:
Hahahahahahah.... Dis kain fin dey annoy person ehn? .
D day armynu did it for me, I felt like stoning him to death, jst not possible ni.$
#painment

Olami90:
Looooooool .

#painment ....hahahahahahahaha

I can't wait to see barhkarh turn fish like form . We fit use am do pepper soup for camp if hunger wire us one day.

chimajii:
Time don reach when I go pack u out of this mansion

chimajii:
Y ur face bend?

elmisti:
# in nigerian politician voice #..........we made u a member of the. Nightwatch.....we can remove you....You are nothing......u will regret your actions.....U will com bak and beg me......U think am a boy in this game?

chimajii:

elmisti:
#walking bk to EL DOLAa #



I have to teach that boy a lesson



Crazy boy..........sambisa product







All my debtors...Make una com pay my money oooooooo! I want to build IDP camp on 1500......all dis homeless people ar beginning to choke me

chimajii:
Lmfao!!! Eh!! This is so f*cked...kwakwakwak @ turn u to woman.. #myribs

elmisti:
No be today man don dey turn woman.....if I catch u, I go dissect U and share ur meat to every country of the world........and I will make a necklace out of ur jhonny boy......will av your balls encrusted in bronze.....and make a pendant with it.......U show stopping , homeless , night crawling orgazanga!

elmisti:
I don hear U, go giv gods my urine, dem go choke cuz. 95% of ma urine is made up of High level THC....Let the gods get high....Infact I go like see mamiwater high so sango will bleep her.....






BTW.......U think this war is for the gods..........#pumps my Ruger

elmisti:
#drags into thread. #singing


I got enemies !


I got lot of enemies



Lot of people trying to drain me of this energy




#removes my jhonny........piSsing on bharkarh doorstep.....




Weyrey boy! #i don wake ooooooo.........WWIII don start!

dossylvanus:
okotikigba!

dossylvanus:
Mtchewww... I don banish Zeus and Mestopheles, na ordinary mortal go scare me?




Taaaaa!

dossylvanus:
Guy you wan try me?





ROAR!!!!




Morphs into a Silver Back Gorilla..



.. I am coming for you!

dossylvanus:
See sweet mouth.

dossylvanus:
That variety is for men.








Are you a man?

dossylvanus:
Lol. You get mouth shaa. So. Amadioha na your mate?





Ok o... Na Sapona na im i go send.

Gazaliah:
You don miss road..Weed bi ti Bawo

Na sadaqoh I go collect to give those Almajiris bois ooooooo

dossylvanus:
Really?










Well have they tried the wild variety?



















That one dey kill o.

dossylvanus:
Bros you harsh o!








Na abomination him commit ni?

dossylvanus:
Lol. Elmisti is in another planet of his own





Free the guy abeg.

dossylvanus:
No problem!




Which flavour do you want? Local or exotic?









Make your choice freely bro... It's on me.

dossylvanus:
Guys no mind me o..




E don tay small since when i buy land for here.

dossylvanus:
Thanks bro.

elmisti:
Why u dey always do like this na......I no go bribe u 2dai oooo......I don dey waka go EL DOLA back