Abi. It's essential for the soul.

So I was reading blogs last night, and I came across 101's and stuff. Basically, 101 things that people want to get done. And I thought to myself, yeah I should make a list. I will start making the list tomorrow. I am sure, getting a maid will be number one, because I am sooo sooo lazy.  

Where is Odeku?

Hi watever E ku Sunday.

Mad fun all the way.

Wow, it was so much fun. After the spa, I decided that, I go dey treat myself to that, every month. It was just so relaxing. Abi, a girl can afford to spoil herself once a month. Don't think that is too much.

So what do you guys do to pamper yourself?

Hey, where you all at?

Hi, Nilla, watever and all. Who else dey here?

I read you both went to church. Me, I no sleep until 5am, so no way for church. I go soon turn to pomo, this kin sleep wey I dey sleep.

Hope you all had a good Sunday?

Hi, IroroRoyal. I like your nickname.

No o, people, the ladies day out, is today. I am waiting for my driver to pick me up. It's fun from 1pm to 1am or when they all get drunk. Me, I be good girl o. I no dey drink, so I might be the designated driver tonight. It's all good.

A sista is ready though. Looking all good with myself. Ok, make I stop.

Just signing in. Hi, Odeku. Hello Miss Nilla. Who else dey house?

Hope y'all slept well.

Una still dey play this game.

Aww, watever, no vex now. Wetin be time for your end? 11.16pm?

I fit still come back sha.

Na, I sure have more. I mean, I don't use my last name most times. You know like, Madonna, Cher, Seal, and there is me, Bhola.

Oh well, people, this was surely fun.

Nilla, maybe this should be changed to Hot Hang Out Spot, because it is surely hot and fun in here. Have fun sleeping girl. lol

Odeku, have fun in Kansas City. Safe trip to Chi-town.

Watever, take care.

Who did I miss?

Have a wonderful weekend, because I sure will.

True Odeku, that is why I said, we get sharp mouth. Meaning, we go tell you how it is, if you no like am, you fit go drink  75% Hydrochloric Acid.

Yeah, but we get some light skinned ones too, but not as much as the choco-skinned ones sha.

Watever, nothing o. Pls, me I love being me. I used to hate the name, but now, I dey rock the thing, like say I be Madonna. I am on a single name thingy.

Dafman, I no get you o. Wetin you dey try say?

Nilla, stop laughing.  

Bye Lewa.

And yes, I think I am regretting asking. But I go still try jo. I be proper Nigerian.

Mocha, welcome on board. What is wrong with your YIM?

Watever, let's see, what people say about Bolas:
Enu wa mu. We get sharp mouth.
We are usually skinny, not anorexic skinny o.
We are fun and always happy.
We can talk.
and so on.

So which one(s) do you agree with? Me, all applies to me. Lol

Aww, watever. Ok, come to America. Wait, hope you don't have the same characteristics of most Bolas?

Ok, Nilla. Wetin be this your unpronouncable name?

Nilla, which kin name be Shaniqua. God forbid bad nonsense! I just like the way Samantha Smith sounds. Got a good ring to it.

Ok o, Odeku, yeah, I am most definitely a choco-skinned sister and loving it. As per the man and wood and all that ish, please spare me. I stand on it, no poor ass significant other.

Ok, Omobolanle. So wetin you dey do for Dublin? Heard there are quite a number of Nigerians there.

I am thinking of changing my name tho. I am thinking Samantha Smith-Nelson. Wetin una think? As per, I be the only black person for work, I might as well, change my name.

And yes, Odeku, I be high class babe. If I make more than a guy, what's the point of being with him?

Lol, Odeku. You people no go kill pesin. I am sure, he go find him way to the promised land.

How you take know say I get chocolate skin? You don see me before?

I am sure there are bad ones, just like everywia. The ones I know sha, they sabi dress. If I see two guys, I can easily tell which one is from Chi-town.

Odeku, Dublin for Germany? Is that not in Ireland? Watever, wetin be your name? I am sure, your papa no name you watever.

Representing the Adebola's of the world! Adebola Omo, make I stop there. Before I begin to praise my self.

Lewa, pls. We sure you fine too. One thing I like abt Chi-town guys na, their sense of fashion. Mehn, they sure know how to dress good.

I no know o. You know how some people go vex on small thing, so I had to include that o. Cool sha.

Lewa, why is you shy?

Blushing? Black man no fit blush o.

Odeku, advertise ke? That goes without saying.

Nilla, you don meet Odeku in person? Na just question o. No chop off my head.

Lol, Nilla. I guess there is nothing to talk about. Case closed.

Hi, Lewa. Omolewa? That sounds like a female's name.

Hmmm, you in KC? As in Kansas City? Ok, Nilla girl, got something to say? Just kidding.

Significant other what? Pls, no spoil my market jo.   He is one of the many "significants". You catch my drift?

Me, I dey for a place wey no dey map sef. I am in North Dakota, but my permanent location is Dallas, TX.

Gbegiri soup. That's how it is spelt. The party? Pls, you aint invited.   How do you want us to go on our men-bashing spree?

I work 12 hrs, 3 days in a week, so I guess I am used to it. Worked 40hrs while taking 22 credit hours. Girl, you no go break. Wetin be your major?

Odeku, wetin you dey do for Chi-town? Been there once. Might come visiting again, if he moves there.

Nothing much o. Ok, Ibibio means you are from Calabar abi na Akwa Ibom? My two best friends are from Akwa Ibom and Calabar.

Me, I just love the Afang soup. Anietie girl, God bless her. She makes sure, we get supplied every semester. Chei, I miss my girls o.

So, what are you doing this weekend, Nilla? Me, I am hanging out with the ladies from work. Ladies day. All the works, spa, dinner, picking on guys and ,

Cos it is pronounced Bhola here. There is no way the Oyinbos go fit pronounce my name, the way it is supposed to.

Guys on guys? That's so funny. No worry, you no go land for jail. Abi, you go re-arrange him face with ur fist?

And yes, I be proper Yoruba girl. Awon ti won ba fe be _{(hope I got it right sef)} those who no like am, they can jump into the next available ocean. 

So which one do you go? School I mean. Got a colleague that graduated from Kansas State.

Actually Omaha is not that bad. The only thing about where I am right now, is that the Twin Cities (MN) is just three hours drive away and I get friends there. If not, I go run back to Dallas.

Haba, you dey fear, Odeku? Why you no go meet am for DC? You never know, una fit gel and become good friends. Lol. I wanted to mail him and ask why he was supporting IBB that much, like we have to recycle leaders. But him email no work.

Nilla, seems you are really bored. What are you doing in KC? I used to reside in Omaha, Nebraska. Kansas City aint that bad now. Come and try North Dakota, this is a boring place.

Make I go play this una game, because I am getting bored too. 

Odeku, hope you and Big B's fight don end?

Welcome. The interesting thing about this site? Let's just say, you'll find out soon enough.

Enjoy your stay!

Compliment of the season to you too. Wonder what season though. Christmas is around the corner sha. Have yourself a good time on NL.