Ok, make we leave Uncle Chuks alone. I think what he wanted to know what how to use some software and optimize the usage of his laptop.

Ok, Uncle Chuks, I am sure the gurus of this forum go help you out.

Kiki, If I might ask, how old are you? You seem to always attack the peeps here. It ain't called dating and meet-up zone for no reason.

Oh well, Uncle Ola, I ain't in Kd o. I ain't even close to Nigeria o. But trust me, when we were in Nigeria, we do go home often.

I know I will marry someone from Ogbomosho. At least, that is my plan. I don tell my papa, make he go find me a Doctor from Ogbomosho and I go marry.

Oh well, all the best in your search Ola. I met my honeydarling here on NL so I believe you can meet people online.

Have fun!

Yayyyyyyyyyy, I finally know/meet someone from my hometown. Hi, Ola, I am from Ogbomosho. Now, I don't know my LGA sha. But, I know my ile and all that ish.

Hopefully, you'll find one here. Take care and have fun in Togo.

P.S: What "Ile" are you from? Mine is Omo-Ile Bara Oba, something like that.

I do agree with you and the MuMu thing. Wetin I no come understand is this. Why people no take time to understand themselves before them jump into a r'ship. Before you say one thing, them go say, na love. Me, I come dey wonder, when is love and stupidity on the same level? I seriously believe love no dey hurt. If you dey for r'ship and you are hurting, it is time to comot be that. I no understand how pain and love can be used in the same sentence.

Oh well, I think we don kill this topic. To the ladies out there in an abusive r'ship, please, believe me, you can do better on your own. I know you have heard it before, he does not love you and you don't need him. You can survive alone. I have not found someone that died just because they are alone. There are a lot of things you can do to occupy your time, if you are one of those that need people around you. You need people that can build you up not people that bring you down.

Abi, honey, na lie I talk?

I second Izoneb. ODE times two.

What do some people even take us for? Like we no get brains? Make you go look for better story, that one no ta for here.

Remember, most peeps are sleeping already. Ok, make I bring one question up.

Why do some ladies stay with guys that beat them?

Me I no understand how person go stay with another persin wey don turn am to punching bag. I sure say, wal-mart dey sell punching bag and the thing no go cost too mush. Abi, we all sha know say, na from China everything dey come these days, so a punching bag, go be like that kin 29.99. From my analogy, the man don reduce him girl to 29.99 be that o. Chei, for this world. I bin dey think say, women are priceless. Oh well, make you carry go,

Nice to have you back on here, honeydarling. Ready to give these people undiluted advices? I am sure, you are. Oh well, it surely will be fun. Looking forward to solving real problems here.

What type of questions do you think we might have, that we'll not be able to address, dear?

Aburo, see me see trouble o. I no sabi for this world anymore.

Oh well on a lighter note, did you see the thread I made for you under "offtopic"? Go check it out.

You remember the days of Charley Boy? Papa and Mama Nothing spoil? Oh well, this is the 21st century version. My baby and myself will be available to give undiluted advice on anything. The ones we can't solve, we'll open it to the elders.

It will also be highly confidential. Nothing to worry about. At least, most of us here, we don't know each other. So don't be scared to bring in your problems. We'll do our best to provide answers.

Now, don't be coming with you need money o. Cos, we no get any to give to anyone. But, if you have a genuine case, we can work out a fund raise for you. We are here to help each other.

Gemmie, why in Pete's name are you listening to the guy. He is irresponsible. What do you expect him to tell you? Men, men, men. Sometimes, I want to beat them up. But most times, it is usually we, the ladies that need to change our paradigm.

Ok, Gemmie, you are old enough to be on your own and choose your life. One, you can find out about his father's culture and ish. This is the 21st century. And as far as his family ousting him, he should have thought about that before getting with you. Stupid irresponsible idiot.

Men, like this your boyfriend are the ones going around making peeps think Nigerian men are bad. For your own good and for your state of mind, leave this guy. I am sure it is not easy, but believe me, you are better off on your own.

No way in hell. Hell will have to freeze first. Weed? Am I crazy? What has this world turn to sef? Before long, you will wonder why some guys beat their wives. Why will he not? He is high on weed. Nonsense and royco, let me borrow my baby's word.

Like I will continue to say, in life, we choose the way we intend to live it. Now, you are faced with a situation, what to do? How to respond? What next? These and more, are the questions on your mind. Now, let's see, how to tackle this.

How old are you? Do you have a job? Overseas, as in Nigeria or where? How long have you dated Mr Irresponsible Idiot?

There is nothing so sad, like been pregnant and the guy does not want the child. It will be a lot different if you both don't want the child for reasons best known to both of you.

Now, take a deep breathe and relax. This is definitely not the end of the world. Hey, there are peeps out there with very serious health problems. This too, shall pass away. Your response to the above questions will help in advicing you better.

In all, stay strong, you can do this!

Abeg Douzy, pity am. Ok, uncle Chuks, if na dash dem dash you, then we go understand. But if you carry yasef go market go get laptop and you no know the use of it, that one na serious matter o. Abi, you just wan 'proof' to them boys say you too don land? Biko, no vex o, I dey just ask question.

By the way, if this ya question na genuine one, I go say, make you start with Google. Anything wey u dey look for, dey google.

Biko, no vex eh.

You took all these with your 777? That's really nice. I need to change my razr. Crappy phone.

Nice. You did not see me there?

lionheart:

I pleading the fifth and taken it 2 my grave with me

Better come bribe me now, before I spill the beans.

I am absolutely happy for you.

Uche2nna:

So in your own laws of Physics Opposite repel while Likes attract! ;DPoor marry poor while Rich marry Rich.If na so most of our ladies go still remain for them papa house!

In my own book, na chemistry you need for r'ship.

Welcome n have fun.

No way, unless I am poor and jobless too. Then I guess we'll both live a poor and miserable life.

Prince, thanks for sharing your experience. Though, I will do otherwise. I mean, we are talking about Imperial College here, all expenses paid and ish. Yeah, age does not have anything to do with knowledge and education. I know in Nigeria, we have to put age and stuff on the CV. Believe me, acquiring a degree, any degree from Imperial College, will surely put your name on the right map.

I am sure, you are enjoying your work with Shell/Chevron.

Once again, if you don't have a way to pay for your tuition, please stay behind. Work and save your money, then you can go to UK and get your degree.

By d way ' Got a problem with it d pic?

Naa, ain't got no problem with the pic.

Pain, is that really you in the picture?

idrisbee:

BHOLA,
what brought about bees in your office.
Its like i will initiate you from here.

We were talking about sweeteners. I work in a plant that makes High Fructose Corn Syrup. So we happened to get a truck that had honey in it and it so happened that one of the operators used to be a bee keeper. The process is quite interesting.

All the same, welcome on board and make sure you have fun. I presume you are sweet, cos honey is. .

I don't like the smell of honey though.

Oye, did you read all that or you just copied and pasted? Do you honestly think people will read all that? That is like a 20 page writing, just to show and prove that Mo was in the Bible. The same Bible you all say is full of errors?

Oh well, I will leave you to the Tayo's and Havila's of this section on NL.

Havila, and co, you guys are doing great. I am sure, I have said that much to most of you. Keep up the good work. Some of us, are readers and learners.

Thanks.

Went there. It most definitely ain't free. Don't you agree? It's only in Nigeria you go fit do that one.

Wow, beekeeper. Was just talking about it at work. Sounds interesting, but not for me. Have fun in the land!

Did u just reply yourself? Anyho, enjoy your stay here.

wavemasta:

Bholamen thanks
always liked peeps with a sense of humor!!

Did you mean Bhola mehn or Bhola as a guy? Bhola na woman o.

Oh well, thanks for the compliment. Life too short to be sad. Breakdancing ehen? Me I like to dance, but no breaking o. I too lepa.

Welcome and have fun!

Yayyyyyyyyyyyy, a thread for big ladies. Ok o, all the big ladies, wavemasta is here for una o. No talk say, man no like big women o. And kindly stop hating on the lepas. Just kidding.

Welcome to NL. Got a friend in Delft. My cousin is going too, next year. Have fun here. The site definitely rocks!

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