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See as people just dey carry matter for head, treating life too seriously.


After all, more useless threads get to the front page...

All those pictures of ladies with open cleavage that you all go to the front page to watch, of what value are they?


Hypocrites everywhere!

Naughtysite:


Which one be farano ?

The cheating Boyfriend or the Virgin Girlfriend ?

Funny you.

DenreleDave:
Which of the front page?

It's her matter not urs, let her come and post her story here then we elders can consider moving to front page....

Imagine u post person matter without her consent on nairaland, to add salt to Injury, make them move am go front page.

No be only front, na side page

Nawa o... People get bad bele sha...
And how did you come to the conclusion that she isn't aware I made a post about her? Abi na the front page wey I ask for, dey run your bele.

I really don't get it when kids just feel they have the right to comment on every thread.

Since you obviously didn't have anything sensible thing to say, why couldn't you just read and walk away?

futurerex:
Oga! How is this your business


Is she complaining


Abi you the eye her!

People and anyhow talk sef! Where did I sound like I'm eyeing her?

You must not comment, alright?

MrBrownJay1:
get this dude TESTED 1st, then come here with the result....then NLers can help you....but just because someone says he is not infected, is BS



its useless to start treatment unless the man she is having sex with (unprotected) is being treated too

Okay. Thanks.

boxer022:
Advice your friend to go for another round of test to confirm the first one she did and when confirmed should start treatment immediately. Even if the so called boyfriend who stole her pride is infected, he will deny it.

She confirmed it and is on treatment. Thanks for your input.

budaatum:
She might not necessarily have been infected by her boyfriend and should go get a diagnosis from someone more qualified than you.

And what do you mean by someone more qualified than me? What has qualifications got to do with this?

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MJBOLT:

these are pick up lines,most girls find them boring

Lol...
These are meant for someone you're in a relationship with already.

If you guys like the two I have posted so far, encourage me to post more.

From experience, I have come to know that, even in this age of WhatsApp, Telegram, FB messenger, and their likes, women still love those offline text messages, sent to them randomly.

2. You are the one and only light which makes my life so bright.
Your smiles light up my night, and the sound of your angelic voice is that sparkle that keeps my day ever alive.
This is to let you know, sweetheart, that, without your lovely light, my life wouldn't shine with colours so bright.

I'm going to be posting text messages I wrote.
These text messages are all originally written by me, and not copied.



1. Has anyone ever told you that, you have a HEART of GOLD?
Has anyone ever told you that, you are as BEAUTIFUL as a FAIRY PRINCESS?
Has anyone ever told you that, you have the CHARISMA of an ANGEL?
Well, I'm telling you today/tonight.

ornicus:

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ikh777:
so it works for you even online? like whatsapp and facebook?

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kiddoiLL:
Had this friend of mine who's sister I fell in love with..
At first we weren't actually talking (The sis and I).
We started talking later on, she's a good lady really, spent late nights chatting and talking. We all stayed around each other.
Mehn I won't lie, I caught feelings first, I opened up to her. She was actually feeling me also, then we had to take a walk one night along with her kid sister.
She wanted to go get something with the sister, and asked me to walk with em.
Man I was being a gentleman, I was actually quiet all thru while walking, and we talked a few times, she dared me to approach another lady we saw that night. Lol, I laughed and told her I don't know how to, that I've never actually stopped any lady on the road to ask her out.(Till now, I've never done that, stopped a lady and start saying stuffs).
Omo, our walk back home that night, I was quiet all thru.
She went up to their place, I was at mine, we were chatting and she told me “You u couldn't even talk to me and express your feelings? why did you think I asked you to walk with me?”

Omoh my head spark oo...I told her sorry I couldn't do it.
She asked if she could come over, and get a hug? I told her Yes.
Man, she came down to the room I was in, I apologized once again for not telling her what she expected, we hugged, and then we kissed for a few minutes.
Then she went back up.
Said she was happy, twas all lovey dovey since then, we were both happy for the next 7 months but uncomfortable cause we both know we had to come out clean to the brother, my friend. I actually told her I was ready to talk to him. But then again the bro code kept phucking with my head, She was scared her brother would really turn against it and really give her a hard time at home.
Mind you, she's not a kid. She was scared and I wanted to talk to my friend but she asked me not to.

We had to end it mutually even though the feelings were there.
Maaaan! I really had nothing but good vibes with her, we never had a bad moment.
That whole bro code shít phucked my brain up!!
Man!!
We still talk tho about everything and would both love to get everything going back on..
But then F**K THIS EXACT BRO CODE!!!

Well, sorry for you. I don't have a bro, so, I don't know the code.

BroAchival:
Greetings to this great house,

As I type this message, my heart is heavy.

Up till today, I have never known my genotype till I went to do medical fitness test for my job/employment process.

I've being dating by girlfriend for about two years and seven months now, and I've always seen her as a perfect match to me, not because she's perfect, but because she's very loyal, reserved and calm, respectful, teachable, willing to learn, beautiful and very supportive to say a few.

Kai, the thought of losing her is killing and unexplainable. She had been a BLESSING to me all these while.
We've really worked on ourselves and helped each other to overcome our weaknesses.

With the challenges of my new and better job, will I really have that time to woo women and start the process of working on a woman to blend and suit me?

And this is a girl I'm planning to settle down with by the middle of next year, after I must have gotten used to my new job.

I have always believed that my genotype would be AA, but I was wrong!

Somebody told me that there's nothing God can not do, that he has seen people giving testimonies about change of genotypes. I didn't doubt him, it's just that i'm not the "churchious" type who easily believe all those stories.

Now, my questions are:

1.) Is it possible to have just two children without an SS child?

2.) How do I relate this sad news to her (after she has turned down several serious marriage proposals because of me)?

3.) Please, what do I do?

Please, help me and send this to front page for greater views and advice.

Matured and very serious advice needed.

Thanks.

What if I told you that there's a medical solution to your issue?

These APC people are just plain shameless!

Officialgarri:
Ukachukwu is only 22 but very notorious.... When he's 26 he'd be praised as a wealthy Igbo man lavishing money in parties

Shut the help up!

Tribal bigots everywhere on Nairaland!

Z55VGVKD

Been long!

ignitewatch:
Couldn't stop laughing
Well spoken...
One idiot that has never paid tax or vat all his life will be there praise so-called Mr kwaruption fighter

You dey mind them? Fighting corruption and at the same time supporting Ganduje, who was caught on video collecting bribe.
And as dull as he is, he had the guts to dismiss the video as a doctored one. Imagine Buhari knowing what a doctored video is...

[quote author=sevenhundred post=82107676][/quote]You mumu pass!

Now they're blaming the corruption they came to eradicate!

I tire for Buhari o....all my life, I have never seen a man who doesn't even take responsibility for anything!

Una sure say na him born those children, abi na corruption dey responsible?

[quote author= post=82107310]Truer words have never been spoken.
But as usual some children of hate and perdition will disagree with these true words above and below.[/quote]Person wey mumu!

Now they're blaming the corruption they came to eradicate!

I tire for Buhari o....all my life, I have never seen a man who doesn't even take responsibility for anything!

Una sure say na him born those children, abi na corruption dey responsible?

tsdarkside:
i dont gerrit....

what the hell is una problem with each other....??

it doesnt matter were online,not just on nairaland....una always fight each other....the e-bashins is extrem....even as far as sayin kill online without fear of been banned....

what is realy going on between this 2....??

The hate is only on nairaland that I have really noticed it.
The level of hate displayed on this forum will one day lead to something catastrophic.

In the real world, everyone is just fine with each other, I wonder why people are so hateful on Nairaland.

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EternalYouth:
what this one is saying? Is Madam Oby favour our country to continue depending on the importation of food? Does Madam Oby want us to be an employer of foreign farmers while our numerous graduate roaming the street without employment? Madam Oby with her knowledge and expertise should have known we can
not continue to waste our hard-earned foreign exchange on a luxury of food importation instead of much-needed infrastructure development.
As technocrats she is, I expected Madam Oby to support this good government policy and suggested steps to be taken to accomplish success that will benefit our economy. I expected her to suggest a solution instead of politicizing on every government policy.
As a farmer, I will like to see the government going beyond stop of foreign exchange to food imports. But ensure that foods imports is heavily taxed as luxurious goods. The government must see to it that commercial banks give a single digits loan to the farmers. Also, customer service must live to their responsibility and patrol all our porous border to check the smuggling activities.
I have enjoyed the CBN interventions funds before but they should increase such intervention so that many farmers will be captured in the schemes. Enough is enough, we can not continue to funds the employment of foreign workers through our stupidity while our children can not be engaged in economic activities at home.

Sense is a luxury that Buharist can't afford.

I "pirry" you.

Viktor1983:
Na be brother.
Who's this ? Make I click your profile first

You no fit know me by my profile, but if you dey Osha, I go hala you for street.

Viktor1983:
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Na Victor Virus be this?

Congratulations, Slimchase my old time hommie...