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souloho19:
Happy sun..seems u r no longer a lazy writer...
P.s: wot happend to souloho19??

Bae, I think NL and everyone who have been encouraging me..... Let's bring out our potentials and let people learn from us.... Luv u bae

Rock01:
Bibi294 If you had seen the way I was waiting for your update (before I got busy), you'll be apoloizing to me, you won't be asking for encouragement. As I dey tuk so, I still dey wait ooo!! toh!
You don't need any encouragement, you need only US.

Come! were you dey since sef weh be say na naw you de show forNL?

Boredom brought me here



Update till after church
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Happy Sunday buns

Rock01:
Bibi294 If you had seen the way I was waiting for your update (before I got busy), you'll be apoloizing to me, you won't be asking for encouragement. As I dey tuk so, I still dey wait ooo!! toh!
You don't need any encouragement, you need only US.

Come! were you dey since sef weh be say na naw you de show forNL?

Boredom brought me here

Nphzzycute:
following



I also live in ekiti,ado-ekiti to be precise




my mom is also from ilawe-ekiti

Boo, I'm neither from Ado Ekiti nor Ilawe but I'm based in Ekiti... I'm currently in a village near Ekpoma
Where do you stay in Ado

Ikdbabie:
Waoo bibi you made front page

I kuku did not know the meaning of "you made front page" abeg which newspaper...

I was enrolled into MerryGold makeup school on Monday, that week went smoothly and I hailed respect from my boss, my colleagues and neighbours. I grew wings, I was no longer eating at Mama Sikira buka and after work, I would visit Fiwa at her place, I lied to my neighbours I retired my banking job because my fiancee was against it. Few weeks later, I was at Fiwa's shop when Bola came in.

"Hello girls" she greeted
"Amber Rose!" We hailed her. Bola was Fiwa's hostel mate while we were in school. We were not close because she always try to intimidate me, she was one of the people who doubt my "self-acclaimed rich babe" lifestyle. She was the CEO and managing director of the " runs girl club"while we were in school. Even though, she was from a rich home and had a fiancée abroad, she was a bad gang, she drove the latest car, wore the latest wig and designer clothes. Even though I was proud, she was the pride herself. She nicknamed herself Amber Rose because of her killershape and tinted low cut, she was truly Amber Rose. Even though we learnt she had a botox surgery to get her killershape but she was pretty, she smelt rich and the way she carried herself, I was always afraid to visit Fiwa anytime she was around. Fiwa was no saint too, she followed her for the "runs" job anytime she needed money. My pride could not allow me to go with them, I did my thing my way, I was a one-man mopol, even though we met at hotels few times but we would pretend as if we never met not until one day an Alhaji invited me for two sums and Amber Rose was my partner, we were both shocked and even though we did our thing that day, Amber Rose knew I was living a fake life and reported me to Fiwa after she warned me to stop tagging myself as a good girl.
"Hey babes!" She said as she sat down on the chair opposite us.
"You decided to check me today?" Fiwa said frowning.
"I came for my panties" she replied smiling
"I said it, but why don't you call me to deliver them instead of coming here, Biggest babe"
"I ordered for some Christian Louboutin shoes for myself and my fiancée"
"Is he in town"
"Yea, that's why i wanted those Sexy Victoria's secret lingeries" she said tapping her hands.
"Iyawo iyawo, can wait to buy asoebi"
"Abi o" she laughed. "We're getting married very soon and I'll be relocating abroad to be with my husband."She said flashing her engagement ring
"I am happy for you, my dear" I said.
"Everyone is getting married, why am I the only single one here."
"Who else is getting married."
"Riri! She's relocating to the states too"
"Riri, is that true?" She asked looking surprised
"Don't mind her o" I responded feeling uncomfortable.
"I said it, you! The greatest alakada! Relocating to the states?" She said smiling, everywhere was silent.
"I know her fiancée, Bola. More so, Riri is a changed person"
"Whatever! Get me my package and let me go" she said sounding pissed. Fiwa handed her a pink polythene bag with the inscription "Victoria's Secret".
" How much is my bill?"
"45k"
"I'll do the transfer when I get home." She said and left.
"Why she dey vex" Fiwa directed her gaze towards me after Amber Rose left.
"No be una friend she be"
"She think say na only her fit marry Americana?" She said and hissed.
"Bad Belle" I added. Shina came later to pick me , he took me to a detached duplex in Bashiri.
"Where is this, Shina?" She asked.

Rock01:
Bibi294 If you had seen the way I was waiting for your update (before I got busy) you'll be apoloizing to me you won't be asking for encouragement. As I dey tuk so I still dey wait ooo!! toh!
You don't need any encouragement, you need only US.

Come were you dey since sef?

Boo, laundry and cooking.... Coman chop

Thanks for all your comments, when I wanted to start this story, I thought it would be a short story but right now, I'm not sure it's not going to be a novel.... More characters are coming....













Update coming soon








Coman eat Semo and Efo riro

"Look here, Mama Susan, I don't owe you an explanation" I said
"Riri, can I come and make your hair for you?" Onome said, lest I forget, Onome was a talented hairdresser, she didn't learn it but could make all types of hair, people were always begging her to make their hair but Onome preferred servicing men and women to making hair, the only few women Onome made hair for were her lesbian partners.I really wanted her to make my hair but I did not want any closer relationship with her.
"No, thanks" I replied bluntly and entered my room. I waited till evening and Shina was not back yet, so I believed he would not come that day. I got dressed and went to Fiwasaye's shop, I explained everything to her and she adviced I thread with Shina carefully.
"I'm always skeptical about all this guys, be careful"
"I will"
"Derin, please stop living this double lifestyle. Can't you do without lies? What if this guy decided to marry you and meet your parents?"
"My parents?" I cut in. "I'm renting parents o, do you want my parents especially my mum to embarrass me like the last time?"
"Your parents are your parents, Ade. We're from Ilawe Ekiti, and have you forgotten what your parents went through to send you to school. Oh! You've forgotten you are the only graduate in your family?"
"Fiwa, why are they illiterates? Why are they poor?" I barked at her.
"Ade, your parents are richer than mine yet I love them, your mother saw me the last time I went home and complained you neither call them nor pick their calls, you don't go to Ilawe. Ade, treat your parents right, they suffered too much for you"
"How am I suppose to treat them? I'm broke,I'm jobless. Aren't you the one who fed me earlier? I don't have a dime with me"
"What if their spirits are fighting you, you don't treat them right, you're not proud having them as your parents, why? Are they disabled? Your mum gave birth to you, your dad fathered you"
"I will go and see them next weekend, is that all?"
"No, that's not. Stop living a fake life and get a life!"
"How do you mean, fiwa?" I eyed her
"Rinsola, there are lots of guys out there who are ready to help you, your pride and lies are chasing them off" she advised.
"Okay" I said and just then, my phone rang, it was Shina.
"Hello" I said immediately I picked his call
"Where are you, Riri? I'm outside the gate." I sprang up.
"I came to see a friend, I'm on my way."
"Just give me the direction and I'll come and pick you." I gave him the address and ended the call.
"Who was that?" Fiwa asked
"Shina"
"Is he coming here" She asked smiling
"Oh yeah" I said feeling happy
"I'll get to know your Princecharming" We gisted for some minutes before I received a call from Shina that he was closed by. I went outside and recognised his G-wagon immediately. Deep down, I was happy Fiwasaye would be surprised to see how rich Shina was. I waved at him and he stopped right in front of Fiwa's shop. He alighted and followed me into her shop where I introduced them to each other.
"Thanks for taking care of my woman."
"My pleasure, Mr. Shina. I hope you're not going to break my friend's fragile heart?" She responded jokingly.
"Obviously not" They chatted for some minutes before we left her shop.
On getting to my house, everyone was marvelled when they saw us alighted from the vehicle.
"Oga, wetin you carry come na" Mama Susan asked. Shina handed over some naira notes to her and we went inside. I heard Mama Susan and others arguing who should take the greater share.
"I'm sorry I was late" he apologized.
"Its nothing"
"Mum wanted me to come back home, I told her about you already and she's ready to meet you"
"Shina!" I was surprised.
"Riri,I know you like me" he winked. I later agreed to his proposal that night and we started dating officially. We chatted like a long time couples and slept late that night.
The following morning being a Saturday was less hectic, we were indoors in the morning and went to the market to get foodstuffs and soup ingredients, Shina bought them in bulk, we got back home, cooked,ate and when it was time to sleep, Shina asked me what I intended doing since I was jobless
"I pray I get an appointment in any of these banks o"
"I hate white collar jobs for my woman,Riri. As my wife, I preferred you venture into business or learn a skill."
"I love your makeups, Riri. Are you an artist?"
"No, I do my things my lil way" I answered covering my face.
"Do you know any of the makeup artist in town?"
"MerryGold is Fiwa's customer."
"Do you have her number?"
"No but Fiwa should have it"
"Do you know her studio?"
"Yes"
"We'll go see her on Monday"
"Why?" I asked.
"I'll enroll you"





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eunisam:
can I read your story?

Yes, you can...tanku

ireneidiva, I'm sorry it's not what you expected... I don't go through them after typing with my phone which I know is bad, More so, I make mistakes and there are better ways you can correct me. If my grammar is bad, you can correct... I write this piece of art offhand, it's not as if I'd written it in a jotter or somewhere, I write what comes in my imagination every time and to speak the truth, I don't go back reading... No one is perfect, overlook my grammatical blunders and learn a thing or two from my story. You can check Amos Tutuola's works esp. The Palmwine Drinkard.... Rome was not built in a day... I'm also learning.... Once again, I'm sorry. One Love, sis

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Dapo97
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Angelinastto....
souloho19


I was sitting on the long bench outside my room that fateful night when Caro came, at first, I thought Magic fingers was in Sheyi's not until Caro passed Sheyi door and knocked at Onome's door, she knocked softly that no one could smell the danger lurking around until Sheyi came outside his room.
"Babe, how far?" He said grinning"Magic fingers no dey here na" he said smiling sheepishly.
"Do I tell you I'm looking for Magic fingers, e don't dey house na, I wan borrow comb from Onome"
"Okay" Sheyi said and knocked. "Onome, come out o, na me" it was later we knew Sheyi knew Caro's plan but decided to watch free match between Onome' Pacquiao' and Caro eyan mayweather.. He was seeing Onome and was jealous magic fingers enjoyed Onome more than him. Onome opened the door and before she could look up, Caro dragged her out letting her towel fell and believe me, she was stark naked, Mama Susan handed a readily prepared water and garri to Caro who bathed with it, they fought and Onome who was already naked tore Caro's top revealing some fresh flesh, the fight was so interesting that everybody in the street including the Okada riders were all watching free porn movie. Even though, most of them had tasted Onome, Caro's visible upper body was the center of attraction. Caro sighted Magic fingers who was almost escaping and they started another round of argument, Magic fingers exposed his girlfriend claiming he was not in love with her again because after spending his money onher, she still drew sex timetable for him and Onome, the animashaun was there to service him. They argued and fought for over 45minutes when we heard a shout... Onome ran outside in paining shouting on the top of her voice, she was followed by a man who was in boxers who ran speedily out of our compound , everyone was confused and lost, even Caro and Magic fingers had to step outside for the new episode of the seasonal movie. A womancame out of Onome's room with a bucket half filled with pepper, to cut the story short, when onome saw that Magic fingers and Caro were arguing and fighting, everyone was engrossed that no one knew when Mr. Hammed, the banker entered into her room, Mama Susan on seeing her rushed to call Mrs. Hammed who hurriedly brought along a bucket of pepper anddud justice to Onome and her husband. No one knew when Caro and magic fingers left our compound and the next morning, they were together, Magic fingers drove Caro to school, I SMH,

Dear readers, would you be in a relationship suffering domestic violence? What's your take on this before I move on

aprilwise
lecheM
Dapo97
segzy17
sunshine46
Angelinastto....
Thanks all for following this piece of art.... I sight y'all.




"Shina, are you up already?"
"Yes Honey. I'm going home right now,something came up" he said adjusting his wristwatch.
"To do what" I sprang up, deepdown, I love his company and I wanted to be with him more especially because of food.
"Mum needs me, I'll be back in a jiffy" he pecked me n left my room. I slept a little more and decided to do some chores, I swept the room and on unlocking my door, I heard doors cracking and people coming out, I opened the door and the first person who greeted me was Sheyi.
Sheyi was my next door neighbour, he was so fake that even his hairstyle was fake, he also was a perfect 'runsboy'who makes money from servicing old women, dear readers, Sheyi was a liar, serial cheat, womanbeater, imposter and a 'yahooyahoo' he afforded a tainted black Toyota 'pencillight' Camry and to him, it was a baby, the car was his wife. He was a university dropout but lied to everyone that he was a masters student in EKSU. I did not believed him, he knew I knew he knew I never believed him, he could boast for Europe. He tried to avoid me always especially the day I caught him with our co-tenant's wife and also our Almighty Onome, he hated me and was always doubting my lifestyle.
For the first time in 2015, he greeted me'
"Riri, morning to you" he approached smiling, I noticed almost everyone in the house was around that Friday morning and I knew their reason: APROKOS.
"Morning, Sheyi"
"I fetched those two jerrycans for you when water came" I was surprised, everyone murmured. One thing about Sheyi, he would not do anything for you for free and if he did, you're going to pay in a way you never expected.
A case study was when Mr. Onabisi, a former neighbour traveled to Onitsha and on his arrival, Sheyi went to pick him from the park, it was later when Mr. Onabisi sent his wife packing and later packed out of the house that we knew Sheyi was smashing Mrs. Onabisi and the day he went to pick the husband, they strafed.
Immediately, I knew he was up to something but trust me,I was smarter. "Thanks" I said
"You are welcome." He said grinning,"more so, I want to see you later." He said and left.
"Aunty Riri, how's your visitor" it was Mama Susan who asked.
"Which one" I asked. By now, all my neighbours were either leaning on the railings or standing by their doorpost and little who were matured were peeping through their windows.
Mama Susan was our street back bitter, she was married to Baba Susan, an Hausa man who was a 'mekanika ejiniarin"(mechanical engineer) like his wife would say. She was a fullhouse wife and it gave her all the time needed to pokenose into others affairs. She could open her mouth and say anything to anyone at anytime. There was an instance which happened few months back when Onome was strafing 'Magic fingers', another internet fraudster in my street and one Mr. Hammed, a banker, Magic fingers had a girlfriend who was schooling in EKSU who was a living-in girlfriend while Mr. Hammed was married, Mama Susan told Magic finger's girlfriend Onome's escapades when they were both making hair at a salon down the street, what actually happened was that, Onome was close to Caro, Magic finger's girlfriend and took her as her street sister,so Caro was at the salon making hair when Onome walked in, greeted her and left, that was when mama Susan opened the can of worms, how magic fingers would sneaked into our compound, how Onome was visiting him while Caro was in school and how they would go to an hotel and straffed in his car. Caro, being a crazy Ado babe left the Salon without finishing her hair and went to ask Magic fingers if they were all true, he denied it but Caro had plans already, she offered to pay Mama Susan a substantial amount to track them down and call her anytime they were together, Mama Susan declined the money and promised to help her for free.
The d-day came and it was on a Saturday evening, Magic fingers came into our compound under the guise of coming to seeSheyi but later sneaked into Onome's room, trust Mama Susan, she called Caro immediately and it happened.... Stay tuned

sunshine46:
Ahn ahn,sweethrt,u don't have to be discouraged...trust me,ppl are following,I am following...jst do ur thing girl,make ur mark known,d comments and critics will come...take a cue from Angelinastto,d beginning was rough and not encouraging buh look where her story is now...never give up dear

Thanks bun... Will update maybe in d evening.. No light in my fillage

sunshine46:
Fillage keh Shey u won't come and update bfr I fex

Babe, I'm not motivated... I've a feelings people don't like the story... That's y I stopped

I'm in my fillage

sunshine46:
Bibi294,where art thou