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so now una mean say na where Studio from come na dia e wan follow go

Where is everyone? 

*opens eye gradually then coughs*
what happened? Where am i?

Bibs is confused *faints*

oh no! Popsy so na houzboy u be afterall?
everyday e dey wear suit comot for houz talk say im na dey lecturer for Matriculation dept
in LASU

how man go do nah? we gats hustle u knw

^Cynth nagode wallahi


Papa, i went pilfering like you instructed me, u know weekend is around the corner nah

Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor.

The nurse arrived and announced to the first man, "Congratulations sir, you're the father of twins."

"What a coincidence!" the man said with some obvious pride. "I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team."

The nurse returned in a little while and turned to the second man, "You, sir, are the father of triplets."

"Wow, that's really an incredible coincidence," he answered. "I work for the 3M Corporation. My buddies at work will never let me live this one down."

An hour later, while the other two men were passing cigars around, the nurse came back. This time, she turned to the third man, who had been quiet in the corner. She announced that his wife had just given birth to quadruplets. Stunned, he barely could reply.

"Don't tell me another coincidence?" asked the nurse.

After finally regaining his composure, he said, "I don't believe it, I work for the Four Seasons Hotel."

After hearing this, everybody's attention turned to the fourth guy, who had just fainted, flat out on the floor. The nurse rushed to his side and, after some time, he slowly gained back his consciousness.

The nurse asked, "Sir, are you all right?"

"Yes" says the man, "I'm o.k. now. I just had a shocking thought. I work at the 7-11 Store.

^Oh Papa! i missed u so much, how has been ur day?

Community Leaders Often Call Kings



K I N G S

Please Always Trust His Supremacy


T R U S T

mine is real infact that's Federal University of Technology Minna

something like this?

make una leave us alone, wetin we do una?

Quickly Use A Radiation Therapy



C R A T E

this is to make u guys happy

Pappy its ur happiness dat matters, are u happy wif me?

yes papa we can go and buy roasted corn as usual!

Amen papa

StudPapa i still got that ur most valued pic of you & Mama that you gave me

John Used No Known System


K N O W N

Great Evangelists Read Many Scriptures



V O D K A

Every Xmas Always Makes Sense



S P E N D

Let All Ugly Girls Hear


C R I M E

Papa it depends on how well u read and which angle u r seeing it from
cos even 'Studio' could also become 'Stup.d' if u r looking at it from my angle

shey the man does not want d wife to resurrect? God pass am!

@Benny abi na Benjy whts wit ur name?
D1 was jst telling u wht my name is ok

thnx Benny

yes na bribe papa

Studio CFR:
and as for you Bibs, walahi me and u don enter am today.
as from tomorow, when u see me dey come, dey run

U no dey fear?

An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her," and he hangs up.

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "They're not getting divorced if I have anything to do about it," she shouts, "I'll take care of this."

She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife and says, "Okay, they're coming for Thanksgiving, now what do we tell them for Christmas?"