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Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by StudioCFR(m): 2:49pm On Aug 10, 2010 |
Dey call me yo Daddy |
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by EfemenaXY: 2:51pm On Aug 10, 2010 |
Na Bibs go call you dat 1 - not Efe choose another name wey I go fit take call you. . . |
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by StudioCFR(m): 3:12pm On Aug 10, 2010 |
Call me O'grin Lol |
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by EfemenaXY: 3:14pm On Aug 10, 2010 |
wetin be O'grin? na compliment? abi na insult?? no like am - give me a berra name wen I fit use call you. . . |
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by StudioCFR(m): 3:33pm On Aug 10, 2010 |
Which one u get for cooler wey u wan use call me? |
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by EfemenaXY: 5:47pm On Aug 10, 2010 |
well, I prefer to call you something s.ex.y or maybe I'll just call you Mr S.ex.y afterall, it falls in line with your nland reputation. . .lol |
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by StudioCFR(m): 6:01pm On Aug 10, 2010 |
U want make people begin hate me? Lol U supposed know by now sey enemy(s) of joy full ground na. Lol |
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by bibs(f): 6:31pm On Aug 10, 2010 |
Mtchewwwww |
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by StudioCFR(m): 6:38pm On Aug 10, 2010 |
Lol howdy bibs |
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by bibs(f): 6:47pm On Aug 10, 2010 |
hi Studio |
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by StudioCFR(m): 6:52pm On Aug 10, 2010 |
How far - wia u take head waka go wey i don dey find u |
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by bibs(f): 6:55pm On Aug 10, 2010 |
i jst dey o. only be say me and u nor dey jam at all |
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by StudioCFR(m): 7:00pm On Aug 10, 2010 |
Aaww i miss u sha- how school and all those yo boy friends dey na |
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by EfemenaXY: 7:17pm On Aug 10, 2010 |
Mr S.ex.y hmmmm. . . |
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by bibs(f): 7:36pm On Aug 10, 2010 |
Studio CFR: na me miss u pass, school is tough, all o'dem dey jare sabi |
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by StudioCFR(m): 9:38pm On Aug 10, 2010 |
Take am sofry sofry sha with those boiz for school oh lol- Cuz i no wan find u again when i need u |
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by EfemenaXY: 9:51pm On Aug 10, 2010 |
hmmm Bibs, your nland papa has spoken |
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by StudioCFR(m): 10:01pm On Aug 10, 2010 |
please borrow her your hearing aid. The one i bought for u yesterday |
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by EfemenaXY: 10:03pm On Aug 10, 2010 |
I no need hearing aid my ears are perfectly fine |
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by StudioCFR(m): 10:09pm On Aug 10, 2010 |
U wish |
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by EfemenaXY: 10:12pm On Aug 10, 2010 |
well, oga if you insist, you can lend her your hearing aid - gawd knows you need it at your age. . . lol |
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by bibs(f): 10:41pm On Aug 10, 2010 |
ok i don hear |
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by bibs(f): 10:54pm On Aug 10, 2010 |
A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the child asked for cookies and her mother told her "no." The little girl immediately began to whine and fuss, and the mother said quietly, "Now Ellen, we just have half of the aisles left to go through; don't be upset. It won't be long." He passed the Mother again in the candy aisle. Of course, the little girl began to shout for candy. When she was told she couldn't have any, she began to cry. The mother said, "There, there, Ellen, don't cry. Only two more aisles to go, and then we'll be checking out." The man again happened to be behind the pair at the check-out, where the little girl immediately began to clamor for gum and burst into a terrible tantrum upon discovering there would be no gum purchased today. The mother patiently said, "Ellen, we'll be through this check out stand in five minutes, and then you can go home and have a nice nap." The man followed them out to the parking lot and stopped the woman to compliment her. "I couldn't help noticing how patient you were with little Ellen, " The mother broke in, "My little girl's name is Tammy, I'm Ellen." |
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by StudioCFR(m): 10:55pm On Aug 10, 2010 |
Sweet! Funny |
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by bibs(f): 10:58pm On Aug 10, 2010 |
^^thats impressive! especially coming from u |
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by EfemenaXY: 11:01pm On Aug 10, 2010 |
Nice joke Bibs |
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by bibs(f): 11:05pm On Aug 10, 2010 |
thanks Efe |
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by EfemenaXY: 11:24pm On Aug 10, 2010 |
You're welcome |
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by Kunbee: 11:34pm On Aug 10, 2010 |
I dont agree |
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by bibs(f): 5:48am On Aug 11, 2010 |
u dont have to if u dont want to |
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by Kunbee: 11:07pm On Aug 12, 2010 |
Then stop shouting |
Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by bibs(f): 12:07am On Aug 13, 2010 |
ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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