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The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains is great news for silly people.

The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains is great news for silly people.

ifysimple: hmm, you are even lucky they came and attended to someone. In my center we have been coming out and waiting since yesterday but no one showed face.

mehn,dis inec peeps need to upgrade oo,am very pissed right now..#smh

I went to bank(name witheld) some days ago to obtain a cheque given to me buh was told my voters card has expired & i should go & renew it cos Voters registration is taking place recently..Luckly for me,a registration booth is close by my house.i went there as early as 8am with d hope dat they would show up as written in d poster & adverts everywhere..after spending 2hours,they finally came,HURRAY everyone shouted with the hope of getting it done fast.

First,d generator couldnt start,until an operative came & fixed it..Secondly,the system INEC gave the workers couldnt work cos d keyboard was stiff..so they had to send another system from LGA headquarters which took another 1hour.when d pc was changed,they couldnt register cos the webcam couldnt + d fingerprint machine couldn't detect fingerprints..so yesterday was cancel due to inadequate facilities

Today,the workers came late around 10am + d crowd was much..they started work and by 3pm they av only registered 24 persons My number is 42 & am not sure i would register today self..my questions are

1.Where was the money FG allocated to INEC for d buying of the necessary equipments needed for the registrations??
2.Why can't workers come on time to work,i mean dis African time ideology,why must it occur in a situation when crowds are waiting for a worker??
3.So many young graduates are springing up yearly who majorities are @least computer literates,y can't they b employed so as to save time with such operations??
4.Will Nigeria ever upgrade??

[quote author=ugoezeik][/quote]tanx buh no tanx

davidmoyes: Una no dey sleep??

ask urself same question bro

I don’t know if such act was written in the script or he was trying to be another ‘Muna and Bimbo’ in this movie…. Though, it seems like the actresses are enjoying it after all….
In a new movie titled, Caro The Local Welder, veteran Nollywood actor Chiwetalu Agu was spotted grabbing two actresses boobson set according to the first photo (above) and the second photo (below)

too many clowns,not enough circuses

The worst thing that is happening to women of colour is believing that they look great with layers of pancake, lipsticks and weavon.#biatchx

Nope

MORNDEW: are u a bossom freak like me?

Dolcilicious: Are those boobs for real?

She doesn't resemble Kim k jor.

ur ain't bad..looking delicious

On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit
all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone
who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a
life span of twenty years."
The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How
about only ten years and I'll give you back the other
ten?"
So God agreed.
On the second day, God created the monkey and
said: "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them
laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."
The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years?
That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I
give you back ten like the Dog did?"
And God agreed.
On the third day, God created the cow and said: "You
must go into the field with the farmer all day
long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give
milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will
give you a life span of sixty years."
The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want
me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll
give back the other forty?"
And God agreed again.
On the fourth day, God created man and said: "Eat,
sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll
give you twenty years."
But man said: "Only twenty years? Could you possibly
give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the
ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave
back; that makes eighty, okay?"
"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."
So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep,
play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years
we slave in the sun to support our family. For the
next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the
grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on
the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you

Jim Iyke took to his instagram account to announce that he and his partner are getting ready to launch their own brand of bottled water they call – ‘Burgeon Water’. Good thinking!

Dis number 4 gal was #BRUTAL..i wish dis gals are guys..#amazinggalx

Nigerian gals putting d men to shame in WC since 1756

#team9ja

#Welcome ToThe 21st Century where nipples are d only parts of the breast to be covered

A friend of mine was caught with "materials" in the exam hall and people wher shouting "chew it chew it" little did they know it was a 300 paged chemistry textbook.

Still expecting Aston Martin

buh y is it In Any African House When your dad farts around you.. you have no choice but to sit there and enjoy the fumes.

Wen was nadia pregnant come to talk of kids

What moyes can do,van gal can do better

What moyes can do,van gal can do better #teamgunners

mcevans1: You've got mail. Please check

same with u..check

mcevans1: I need your attention please.

u av dem

The worst thing that is happening to women of colour is believing that they look great with layers of pancake, lipsticks and weavon.#smh

abujamal: lack of reading habit contributes to the continuing failures in the public examination. When i was in secondary school, i used to read from beinging to the end of every subjects i was offering.

hehe ofcourse every typical Nigerian father or elder 1 always claim to be a bookworm..oga relax

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Dear Nigerians, the reasons for mass failure of our teenagers in public exams are not far fetched.

1 FACEBOOK,YAHOO,TWITTER,MYSPACE and generally browsing on the internet instead of reading their books

2 ENGLISH PREMIER LEAGUE and EUROPEAN FOOTBALL LEAGUES, it is easy for an average nigerian teenager to know the names of all chelsea players but same youths cannot tell you the square root 25 in mathematic. Worse still is that these days instead of seeing inscriptions like UNIVERSITY or SCHOLARS on the exercise books, what you see are pictures of paloma,Drogba,Beyonce,Omotola etc

3 DSTV,Home video and african movie magic, watching television and films endlessly.European champions league,English premiership,Barca,Blues,Chelsea,MAN U etc

4 GSM and BLACKBERRY, the average nigerian teenager uses the latest and expensive gsm phones just to show off that they belong,when they are actually nothing.

5 GSM TEXT LANGUAGE, I will not be surprised to see students write words like ur (for YOUR), 2moro,2mao( For tomorrow) in their EXAM sheets

6 QUEST FOR CHEAP FAME AND WEALTH, The government,electronic media(tv and radio) and companies have not been helpful at all.The average Nigerian youth especially the girls want to BE silver Birds most beautiful Girl and get cheap money and fame(Nobody has remembered all the previous miss world,but we still remember MOTHER THERESA),they want to win IDOLS WEST AFRICA, they want to be in NOLLYWOOD, they want to be TWO-FACE,they want to win maltina street dance ,they want to win starquest and GULDER ULTIMATE SEARCH
Warning is that wealth gotten by vanity shall DIMINISH.

7The new craze of TALENT SHOWS: Suddenly The only talents our youths now have are music,dancing,acting and stand up comedies, they no longer have talents for maths,physics and entrepreneurship.



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Y dem no go press wen him dey alive...#shokiidiots