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tpia1: some of you are more familiar with the symptoms of menopause than others.

so, educate the rest of us who are here to learn, since yall are the experts on menopause.

I have never said I know anything about menopause, but since some nlers have long been in contact with it, share your knowledge.

abeg no quote me again abi i resemble old woman for ur eye??,guy #OVER o

Op how did ur own mum handle menopause

Thanks

Rip

A dolphin is a mammal so it is not impossible

Bitchx The Fact That Your Legs Spread Like Butter Whenever You Meet A Guy With Money, Takes Away Ur Right To Have A Husband.

Shoutout to LAGBAJA who has been preventing ebola since day 1..

See wat EBOLA av caused now "I Just switched on My Nokia
Phone Dis aftnoon & The Two Hands Refuse to Shake
Hands.....Lol

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If u came here for list of things den,wait First,let me say my pledge

I pledge to Nigeria my country where govt officials don’t know the national anthem, where you are jailed for stealing maggi and given a chieftaincy title for stealing millions and billions #smh, where you are robbed of ur phone and the robbers come back for ur pin code and charger , where you check the expiry date of gala after eating it , where you can drive a car for years without a driver’s licence, where groundnuts is sold in bottles and water in satchets, where you go to church with extension cord and BB charger because there is no light at home *chai*, where ladies don’t accept flowers for val or birthday, where lizard go look ur eyeball, nod head saying ‘bros notin dey happen’ , where a blind begger will reject a fake naira note, where you say an opening prayer at nite clubs, where parents claim they were always first position in school, where gala and lacasera are the best options when stuck in traffic, where our mother use peak milk tins to prepare moi-moi, *sweet food*, where we fight for everyting, to gain admission into school, to get a job, and worse, to enter a bus, where your type of generator shows how rich u are, where we are always suffering and smiling, so help me God! ..Dats all!!

So how much would be flexed by our ministers #propaganda

Who here also pees at the side of the toilet just cos it makes less noise?

Rityben: Me bad? Noooooo!

ok u good

GPA5: HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN SHE IS FROM YOUR TRIBE (IBO)

no tribal wars please

MyPWisINCORRECT: They are all handsome

nairalanders & bad mouth #smh

Money hmm

U r testing her to knw if she's materialistic, she's testing u 2 knw if u're stingy, d devil is testing u both 2 c who fails..#word

Rityben: looks like a made in Nigeria Doll.
God rest her soul

made in Nigeria doll??..u bad o

Kx: I think "Michael Jackson" as "tranfigured" above is the most beautiful!

na u sabi

Mariam Babangida

Mariam Abacha

Fati Abubakar

Turai Yar’Adua

Stella Obasanjo

Patience Jonathan

Our pasts and present president sure married beautiful wives, but some of them are just too fine.
To me I dont know who to choose.. Just a Long list of Pretty Wives.
Mariam has a glittering ebony complexion and so beautiful, Turai is just too beautiful, when I saw one of her pix on newspaper, I have to cut the pix and place it on my room wall. *lol* Stella is Amazing, Madam Patience is Wow.

Who do you think is the most beautiful out of all?

Simply A

I woke up this morning with Joy, not because I don't have any problems, but cause today is another day for God to work a miracle.☺

& btw Guys be wearing --12k jeans,15k jacket,6k belt,9k shoes, 10k shirt just to impress a gurl dat wears 1k leggins #butitsnotmybusiness

Op all dis tins u hate are actually part of wat maKes nairaland interesting

Common sense is not a gift, it's punishment because you have to deal with anyone who doesn't have it.

Common punctuation op no fit do..mtshww