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jhydebaba: The officer sef wan enjoy holiday now. It is called "owo odun"

Na wah for the FRSC guy sef so after pocketing the 1k, he left the OP to GnD with expired tires

smh

Today my uncle & i were coming back from owerri & around okija junction,a federal road safety officer stopped us.@ first there was no panic between us cos we were on seat belts & d papers were complete.he asked us for the particulars of Toyota vehicle we were driving,& we showed it to him.He asked for d drivers licence & d rest of d papers we gave dem to him..after all glancing through,he gave dem bk & requested for d fire extinguisher,triangle,jack which all vehicle must av,all was completely shown.

This officer now amazed me wen he went round our four tyres,came back & said our 2 back tires are EXPIRED ..we thought he was joking o buh dis officer was hellbent saying a single Tyre would cost us 3k each unless he will seize d ride & take it to their office were we would pay more :/ .We started pleading o,& ended up giving him 1k to save time

Please nairalanders does a car tyre expire & if yes how would 1 know cos i think dis federal road safety officer scammed us of 1k

Mods move to a better place cos i don't know were to create such a topic.tanks

No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere is fighting to survive.#happysallah

Ceasar1: [color=#000030] #Scoffs# Please do write like a student from ‘reputable university’ because nobody will believe this shit_. [/color]

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Well am a student in one of our reputable nigerian universities and There is a lady in my department who is seriously on my neck for a relationship but am not interested in her,not dat she is not beautiful but she is not my type.she has done everything possible to make me fall for her but yet i feel nothing.dis babe calls me 2x a day,visits my lodge like she paid for it and loves it wen my male friends call her my babe jokinly.The other day she tried to kiss me but i refused cos i only want her as a friend.seriously she is blocking potential f*uck from other ladies cos she is always around in my lodge.she is nice and all but i just want to be friends with her.some dudes who i av told about it adviced me to sleep wit her & dump her but i cant cos she is not only my friend but also my kinda best friend...so nairalanders abeg how do i friendzone her

She visited me in my lodge last night for
the 1st time.
We discussed and shared our past life
experiences
together. When it was time for her to
leave, it started
raining heavily till 10:30pm. As she
couldn't go back
cuz it was already night, she decided to
sleep in my
room. We slept together and we didn't
touch each
other. In the early morning, she woke up,
took her
bath, then dressed up and left. After an
hour, I called
her to know if she arrived safely and she
said yes.
Then, I asked her when next she would
visit me. To
my greatest surprise, she replied, "VISIT U
AGAIN? THE
ONE I VISITED, WHAT DID U DO?.
After saying that,
she hanged the call. I'm confused by that
statement
since morning. Please did I do wrong by
not touching
her??

Common sense is not a gift, it's punishment
because you have to deal with any
Oyibo who doesn't have it.#smh for white
dude

Common sense is not a gift, it's punishment because you have to deal with any nairalander who doesn't have it.#smh for dudes above me

Odilafta: That gateman job ryt?

Haters = people who secretly wish to be you. #smh

OJUKOKORO is when food is served and you still look at other peoples food to see whose meat is bigger buh dats not my business

As a student, u flashed ur 'so called' parents' they flashed you back, my friend, u need no DNA test o. U were adopted

sexzskil: Damn u, Rihanna is far bigger than FIfA, talkless of one crappy world cup

Do u know what a World cup is?,yes ri ri is famous buh pls don't compare it with world cup...y am i even wasting my time arguing with a lady who watches only E! & Trace

I just wanted you all to know that I'm leaving
nairaland. This ride has been a blast and I've
made a ton of friends who I really do consider
friends in the truest sense.
Your humor and wit is amazing. I'll miss all
of you, but I've decided I need to spend more
time with my family.So
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see you after lunch

So make i no chop gari?

Reducing friends and living a private lyf has nothing to do with pride... buh had a whole lot to do with avoiding bullshit ‪#gbam

btw Tall flat girls with BIG HEAD be looking like OX STANDING FAN ‬

Op pastorin work go fit u o,converting bible stories to super words..hm

Naso spider man take start sha

Waiting for a goal like Argentina vs Germany

What an experience..thank God for oo

Well am guessing cortana is wrong today..brazilian hair go cheap nowadays

missberrypop5: Women ain't difficult to understand. As long as you know her.

know her asin?

Agybabe: It's true, we can't be understood. If you wan to try it ehn...my guy I no advice you o . You wan die

asin eh,gals are weird

omenkishk: Bro either she no like u again or she bin no eva like u,....if u been no invite her to join u baf she for still vex

well if i don't get a reply by tomorrow,den its over for us..Can't be dating a freak!!

[quote author=]Who carry my boxer na? Op na u?[/quote]eww,y would i touch something so dirty?

If you want to empower others in your life, you need to start living the most empowered version of yourself first.keshi u & i no dats too much abi u wan build skyscraper for ur father house?

ElGuapo: Thank me later

chai c book..thankx buh i never won mad

Tallesty1: @Op, no waste ur time trying to understand women, the 4st man to understand them died laughing.

i called her dis morning buh she refused to pick up,i av sent her a text saying sorry yet no reply..wetin i do bad?

Naso she vex commot since yesterday morning o

JohnSno: Is that so

Hmm

A few days ago wen a friend visited me, I was having my lunch, my gf got angry cuz i didn't cal her 2 join me, 2day I was about 2 bath, she came, so i asked her 2 join me and she got angry again...

Please was I wrong in inviting her..

If you want to empower others in your life, you need to start living the most empowered version of yourself first.#cute