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As if dem go call off strike for #STUDENTS


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Well OGA ON TOP(GOD) will help you..just pray & fast if possible...my own case na ''ASUU''

Nigeria's former military president Ibrahim
Babangida turned 72 yesterday Saturday
August 17th and opted for a low key
birthday celebration. He marked the day
with special prayers and celebrated with
close family members and a few business
associates at his Minna, Niger State
residence
Babangida received Aliko Dangote, Niger
State deputy governor, some members of
the state executive council and other
prominent businessmen and politicians
before rushing out to a wedding.
A day before his 72nd birthday, Babangida
told newsmen that he wants to be
remembered as someone who played his
part and contributed his quota in Nigeria’s
development.
Asked to write his epitaph, IBB said:
“Here lies General IBB born in Minna,
joined military profession in 1962,
stayed there for 32 years, serving this
great nation and, by the grace of God,
he became a military president and
served this country eight years. May his
soul rest in peace.”

niggi4life: I would switch my electric bulbs on and stay put for 24hours hoping they wont go off at any minute( what a dumb question)

what a dumb ansa 2

It is a popular prayer point of everybody inNigeria, that we need 24 hours light! And it seems that our prayer's will soon be answered. In some areas, it has been
answered, while in other areas, their prayer point has not been heard.
The idea of 24 hours electricity is somehow strange to me, because I'm already used to blackouts. I've been thinking of what I'll do with 24 hours electricity - what came to my mind was that, Ah! Thank GOD, I'll not be buying fuel again, my phone (Blackberry battery wahala) will always be charged, and I'll never miss any program because of electricity! But I've been thinking, is this the reason why I want 24 hours electricity?? Because they seem somehow irrelevant except the fuel part!
So I said let me ask my fellow Nairalanders what they intend doing with 24 hours electricity!

So Whats your Say?

House Member, Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon never fails to amaze us with his grammatically inclined words.

Read what he said on the current ASUU strike issue battling higher institutions in the country;


“This ASUU strike is a miasma of a deprecable apothesis of an hemorrhaging plutocracy, cascadinly oozing into a maladorous excresence of mobocracy.
With all tarmangant ossifying proclivities ofa kakistocracy, our knowledgia centura is enveloped in a paraphlegic crinkum crankum.

Therefore, ASUU, cest in dejavu, dejavu peret ologomabia.”


d CRAZY part of it is dat I checked all this Grammer in the Dictionary, Believe me they were all Correct

Dean Qiongxiu, 66, said she discovered the reptile clinging to the wall of her bedroom with its talons in the middle of the night. "I woke up and heard a strange scratching sound. I turned on the light and saw this monster working its way along the wall using his claw," said Mrs Duan of Suining, southwest China.

Mrs Duan said she was so scared she grabbed a shoe and beat the snake to death before preserving its body in a bottle of alcohol.

The snake – 16 inches long and the thickness of a little finger – is now being studied at the Life Sciences Department at China's West Normal University in Nanchang.
Snake expert Long Shuai said: "It is truly shocking but we won't know the cause until we've conducted an autopsy."

A more common mutation among snakes is the growth of a second head, which occurs in a similar way to the formation of Siamese twins in humans.

Such animals are often caught and preserved as lucky tokens but have very little chance of surviving in the wild anyway, especially as the heads have a tendency to attack each other

According to a report by Star magazine, Khloe Kardashian has kicked Lamar Odom out of their home, after finding out about his year-long affair with another woman.

Lamar has reportedly been cheating on Khloe since at least January 2012, Star reveals in an exclusive report. They claim Lamar met gorgeous 29-year-old brunette Jennifer Richardson at the Stadium Club strip club in Washington, D.C., after playing a basketball game.

“Lamar and Jennifer ate dinner in an intimate booth together that night, then he took off her shoes and started rubbing her feet,” a friend of Jennifer’s tells the mag. “The chemistry between them was off the charts!”

Lamar soon left, but the night didn’t end there. Lamar allegedly called Jennifer at 3 am and invited her back to his hotel room. Continue...



“As soon as she got there, he took her phone apart and put the pieces in different spots all around the room,” her friend reveals. “He actually took the battery out and the back off. She thought he was afraid that she would take photos or record him.”

With that out of the way, Lamar started “grabbing her butt and kissing her sweetly on the neck,” the friend says. “She said he was an amazing kisser.”
Although the two did not have intercourse, “they did everything else,” says the source,. “It was incredibly intimate.”


And it wasn’t just physical. “They talked all through the night and he really opened up to her,” the source reveals. For Jennifer, it was “very emotional and much more than a random thing. She was instantly smitten with Lamar.”

It seems the feeing was mutual. Lamar gifted Jennifer with $3,000 before saying goodbye - and promising to see her again soon, according to the mag.

With Lamar’s busy work schedule - and a change of teams to the Los Angeles Clippers — it was 11 months before they would reconnect, almost by fate.

When the Clippers were in North Carolina for a game, Lamar ran into Jennifer in the lobby of the Charlotte Ritz-Carlton.


“As soon as Lamar saw her, he ran up to her and gave her a big hug,” the friend says. “He said, ‘I’ve been looking for you. Are we good?’”

Apparently the answer was yes, because the two had sex that night, the report claims. Says the friend, “Lamar couldn’t get enough. He was insatiable!’

That night was the beginning of an intense affair that would last several months, the mag says. Lamar invited Jennifer to travel with him to Milwaukee and Detroit for his next games, and also to a Dec. 23 game in Arizona, where the couple had a time to remember.

“Lamar had told Jennifer that he really wanted to have a party,” the source claims. “She wanted to make him happy, so she asked a pretty friend to join them in bed. Lamar stayed an extra night in Phoenix, and the three of them hooked up on the morning of Christmas Eve!”

Just a few hours later, he played happy husband with Khloe at the Kardashian family’s Christmas Eve party. But even there, Jennifer was not far from his mind. Says the source, “At the party, Lamar snuck off to a private room, called Jennifer and had phone intimacy with her!”

In January, all of the drama grew to be too much, sources told Star, and Khloe kicked Lamar out of the house.

Almost immediately, he flew Jennifer into town and stayed with her for a week and a half at the Luxe Hotel in L.A. Jennifer “said Lamar seemed so sad and detached then …” according to the friend. “It seemed obvious to her he was unhappy with his wife.”

But it wasn’t just Khloe who was bothering Lamar: He also told Jennifer that he had issues with her family. “Whenever he would leave to go to Khloe, he would say ‘I have to go be a Kardashian now.’”

Despite their problems, Khloe soon took Lamar back, but his affair was far from over, and Jennifer accompanied him frequently on the road.

“They would meet up at a nightclub and go back to the room a few minutes apart, using separate keys,” the source says. “She would also use a separate driver. But everyone knew they were together.” Lamar even went so far, the friend claims, as to kiss her in front of his friends.”

As Lamar headed into the playoffs and filming for the next season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, however, the couple drifted apart.

But when the Clippers were eliminated from the playoffs on May 3, he reportedly went running back to Jennifer. “She was angry, since he’d been missing for a couple months,” her friend explains. ” … It was over.”

The same could be said for Khloe and Lamar’s marriage, the magazine claims. Sources told Star that Lamar moved out of Khloe’s home around June 8, and still isn’t back.

Khloe’s rep denies the affair ever happened, however, and Lamar’s rep did not respond to Star‘s attempts to contact him.

A source tells Star, “Khloe is freaking out, begging him to come back.” But it may be too late.

Jay Z picked a 16 year old Nigerian
Canadian girl named Ebony
Oshunrinde produced a track on his
new album, Magna Carta Holy Grail. Ebony, known also as Wondagurl, got
the call from Jay Z after meeting one of
his friends who passed her beat to the
rap mogul. Ebony is credited as a
producer in one of Jay Z's songs titled
'Crown' in the new album. The 12th grader said “It’s a really
good feeling. I want to show young
people that they can do it.”. Read her
inspiring story after the cut... Her story is inspiring and impressive:
after watching a video of Jay-Z and
Timbaland working in the studio
together at age 9, she began to
download music software and teach
herself how to use it by watching YouTube tutorials. "I wanted to do the
exact same thing that [Jay-Z] did," she
recently told the Star. When she was 14, she made it to the quarter-finals of
Toronto's Battle of the Beatmakers.
She won the title the following year,
because she is incredible, and went on
to sign an exclusive management deal
with Black Box. According to Ian Stanger, a
representative with Black Box, "It’s
amazing to see somebody with that
much talent working as hard as she
can to make the most of it at such a
young age. It’s her work that people should be paying attention to, not the
fact that’s she 16." And her work is exactly what people
have started to pay attention to.
Earlier this year, Oshunrinde sent the
beat to her friend Travis Scott, a
young rapper and producer. He
happened to be in the studio with Jay- Z when he received it - and when he
told her that the cut had made it to the
album, she thought he was joking. "Usually that kind of thing doesn't
happen to 16-year-olds," she
explains. No, Ebony, it usually does
not.

Blackteeth: Wearing nightwear in daytime huh?

abeg help me ask am oo

Press statement from EME's camp...

Nigerian pop star Wizkid has spoken out against his continuous impersonation by fraudsters. The hit maker, bugged by increasing complaints and reported incidents, says he's worried and beyond scandalised, that some bandits would go to any length to perpetrate evil acts and defraud innocent fans and customers.

The EME act spoke today in Lagos, while reacting to on-going investigations on recent discoveries and arrests.

“It’s unfair that fraudsters will take advantage of unsuspecting victims. The culprit has been apprehended and all is being done to make sure such incidents don’t reoccur.” Wizkid said.

An EME impostor is currently in police custody. He was handed over to the police by his latest victim- Muyiwa.

Muyiwa also known as ‘Origin’ started transactions with the impostor, only to discover he was being duped and quickly handed him over to the police.

Meanwhile, EME Chairman Banky W who has himself been a victim of impersonation, says the label is putting all structures in place, while working with relevant authorities to make sure the trend is put to a stop.

Fake names, phone numbers and bank accounts have been set up to carry out such fraudulent activities. Some of the fake accounts these impostors use include "Bankole Wellington Banky W" on Facebook,Bankyw82@yahoo.com, emeonline82@yahoo.com,godwintom1@gmail.com,starboyentertainment@rocketmail.com. The only authorised contact for EME is bookings@empirematesentertainment.com
“Impersonating artists and record labels is apparently the new 419. This is not a unique problem to EME or it's acts, but a serious challenge to most major labels/artists as well as the fans and event organizers. We've done the best we can to streamline our processes so that anyone, anywhere can contact us at Bookings@empirematesentertainment.com or at +234 818 000 0000 and know that they have right information.” Banky says.

“It saddens us to know that crooks still try to take advantage of our fans and supporters but we are doing all we can to put the right info out and we hope that everyone takes note, so as not to fall into their traps.” He adds.

Wizkid does not take bookings or accept engagement payments into his account. He can only be booked through EME and/or his manager Godwin Tom.

The label says the Police will still apprehend more fraudsters.

Riri wore this oversized shirt dress with no bra to the launch of Chanel’s Haute Couture Fall-Winter 2013-14 collection in Paris. Would you wear this? The only thing I want here is the bag! Lovely!

bizmania: omo dis guy u deserve beating and throwing into a dungeon for wasting my time.. I jus dey imagine dis kind post... Funny anyway

abeg oo

Another indication that D'banj, the Kokomaster, is
the king of Nigeria's new generation musicians has
again emerged as the Oliver Twist hit maker just
hit a mouth watering deal with leading
telecommunications firm, Etisalat as a "super" brand
ambassador.

A source told OluFamous.Com that D'banj was paid
5 times what other Naija artistes get...

I hear a cheque of N250m was issued to him by
Etisalat, a company that really wants to re-establish
itself as a leader in the industry, after losing its
brand face, Saka, to MTN under controversial
circumstances.

The deal was struck recently and D'banj has already
shot some commercials for Etisalat being prepared
for release. D'banj continues to maintain his
leadership role in the industry and his latest show,
the DKM concert which took place in Lagos on Sunday
was a huge success.
Congrats to the Kokomaster, Eja Nla!

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cally360: mama,is really old....o

asin ehh

Nigerians don't know how to keep accurate records and this explains why we hardly get international some times national recognition, OluFamous.Com observes. Recently, a Chinese man of 116 years passed on and the world recorded him as the oldest man. But there is someone in Nigeria older than him.

Mrs. Juliana Abebi Shodiya, nee Oketoogun, helped win converts for a church when it was built in 1901:

Funmi Salome Johnson of National Mirror was with this ancient woman recently. Her report...
She doesn’t speak the English language but she speaks fluent Yoruba. She is not lettered but no one can take away her noticeable intelligence and lucidity.

Mrs. Juliana Abebi Shodiya, nee Oketoogun, a centenarian, is no doubt a Christian. And this is obvious in your first encounter with her. Although, there is no record to prove the date of her birth, it is clear from her utterances about history and past events that she should not be less than 120 years old. This makes her one of the oldest in Agege-Ogba axis of the city.

In her ever vivacious manner, she ushered us into her humble abode located at garage bus stop behind a popular eatery on Agege/Ogba road, Agege, close to the palace of the Ologba in Lagos.

Incidentally, a set of twin boys who are gospel singers live close to her and she is very fond of them. On sighting one of them, Madam Juliana started singing their praise in the Yoruba language, “Taiye Kanyin, ijo le se eyin naa le o wo ra yin” meaning Taiwo and Kehinde, remain merry because you will take care of yourselves.

While speaking with Saturday Mirror, one of her neighbours who preferred to be simply addressed as Godwin from Delta State, who has lived with her in the compound for over 10 years revealed more about the old woman Madam Juliana.

“I have been living in this compound for over 10 years. I was living with my brother but when he died, I decided to still live here. I have known Mama for over 10 years that I have lived. I have never seen an old woman like this one. She is so friendly and yet so energetic.

Her memory is so sharp and she is still very agile. At first I could not believe her age but with the many stories she told me about herself, I can tell you that she is not less than 120 years old” he said.

According to mama’s grandson, Gbenga Oyewale who is in his early fifties, he is the first born of mama’s second child who died years ago.

Although Oyewale could not specifically say what Mama’s age is, he gave it as 120 years adding that she (Mama) told him of how she invited people to start attending the Holy Trinity African Church when it was founded in 1901. “Although Mama is from Owu in Abeokuta, her farm which is peculiar with Egba people is in Abese in Ifo Local Government Area of Ogun State.

She is very popular in Abese because when she was much younger, from the stories I have heard from her, she was itinerant trader called ‘Alajapa’ in the Yoruba language.”

Oyewale further disclosed that for so many reasons, she is grateful to God for mama’s life. “One would expect that at this old age; Mama would be senile and would not be able to do anything by herself. But she bathes herself and brushes her teeth on a daily basis with no assistance. She goes to the toilet unaccompanied; she knows where the toilet key is and she would go there any time she is pressed.

She warms her soup herself and does things without assistance and she is so healthy. She is really blessed” Further investigation, revealed that out of the four children of Madam Juliana (two boys and two girls), only two are alive.

Oyewale continued: “Mama has two boys and two girls namely Agbeke Oyewale nee Shodiya, Femi Shodiya, Laja Shodiya and Toyin Shodiya the last born who died at the age of 13.

My mother, Abeke Oyewale nee Shodiya who was the first child died 22 years ago at the age of 70. Uncles Femi and Laja Shodiya are still alive and are married with children but they seldom come to see Mama and that is causing her great pain” HRM Ibrahim Sanni Bamidele Ashade, the Ologba of Ogba land who ascended the throne over 12 years ago, said that he has known Mama Eleko as she is fondly called since he was a child adding that Mama is a blessing and that they all pray to be like her in old age.

“Mama is a very special person to us all and I can tell you that she is the oldest person in Agege Ogba right now. I have known Mama since I was a child and thank God for her life. She has indeed aged very gracefully,” the monarch said.

Oyewale also recalled the zeal Mama cultivated souls for God. “She is so passionate about God and she is indeed a strong believer. She is one of the foundation members of The Apostolic Church in Ijaiye Ogba in Lagos.

Up to now, they still bring her holy communion at home because of her inability to go the distance of the church regularly like she used to.” Oyewale further explained that one of the very first things she would ask you when she has an encounter with you is whether or not you attend church regularly?

“Do you go to church regularly? Don’t be far from God because He is the one who will give us all we need and He will never let you suffer. Those are the regular statements of Mama each time anyone came visiting her. She is so sharp and smart.

Without looking at the clock, she would easily tell you what the time is. She knows money calculation despite the many generations of currencies she had seen. She would always tell people that are close to her each time they come visiting her and demanding her to tell them a story. She would say, give me one thousand naira and I will tell you.

I remember one time she told one of the twins to give her money, Taiwo brought out a N10 and a N20 note from his pocket and gave them to her, and she looked at it and said Taiwo, so it’s N30 you are giving me. Her memory is sharp and she calculates well. Her only problem is hearing.

You will need to put your mouth in her ear and shout before she could hear you but her sight is as sharp as that of an eagle” Oyewale also added that he knew his maternal grandfather before he died.

He said he was in still in primary school at that time. “I know my grandfather (Mama’s husband). He was sick for over 30 years before he died. I was still in the primary school then and I remember he was almost 80 years old at that time”

He also disclosed that since he had grown to know his grandmother, she has never eaten anything made of garri and she doesn’t take drug.

“I have never seen Mama taken garri or anything made from garri. She doesn’t like to eat meat and even fish, she prefers to eat smoked fish; that’s her favourite.

She doesn’t use any drug and she is always so strong. I think she is just gifted” Although Oyewale is happy for his grandmother, he does not pray to be as old as her. “It is good to grow old in life but I don’t pray to be as old as my grand mom in life because one would witness both pleasant and unpleasant.

“Because of her old age, she had witnessed all sorts, ranging from death of children to even the death of daughtersin law. Imagine my mother died, my aunt died and even recently one of her daughters in law died which we cannot even tell her for fear that she may give up on hearing the news.

As much as it is a good thing to grow old, it is very disadvantageous when one lives too old on earth but I thank God for her life” he said.

2chainz arrived Nigeria about 4:30 pm today for the DKM concert taking place tonight.

Nelly Ghenghen: I GET your point, but you see, uti has too many male friends, and he is always going for the fine boys like brian okwara and alex... plus isn't it ironic that he was the only celeb to take a picture with that Nigerian transexual boy? all these pose crious questions

well we avnt caught him red handed or av u?

[quote author=Ms_Steph]She has a nice body but her face doesn't hve expressions. It is just there[/quote]I agree jor

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Stunning cover! I Love it!
Photographer: Kelechi Amadi-Obi. Stylist: Dimeji Alara. Make-up: Bimpe Onakoya. Hair: Ugo Igbokwe. Body Suit by Iconic Invanity

anneduke: they look great

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engr j: She is pregnant in the chest....

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Brimmie: Have Seen Those Bweasts Somewhr B4!!

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from ur gf abi