₦airaland Forum

All i have is a proverb..''No matter how nice you are to a goat, it will still eat your yam''...#diddat

I'm putting "Once dated a Nigerian girl" on my CV so they know I can handle anything life throws at me..

As you read this; somewhere in Nigeria, because a girl rejected him, one PHCN man has refused to give her whole area light. May God punish him!

As you read this; somewhere in Nigeria, because a girl rejected him, one PHCN man has refused to give her whole area light. May God punish him!

This girl spending over 45minutes on the ATM machine,dunno if shes withdrawing her sins nawa o

good

Nawa o

waist trainer on fp and this is news ..Nairaland mods nawa o

Well if the ram is too much,kill one & eat na..#jambquestion

hghhh

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Apple=Vitamin Vitamins=Power Power=Work Work=Money Money=Girlfriend Girlfriend=Tension Tension=Heart Attack Heart Attack=Death #DontEatApple

Tonto be like ''u can look but u can't touch''

All nairaland guys must pray with me
(1) My father my Father! Anywhere any
girl is
planning to use me as a
MUGU, God destroy her plans!
(2) Oh God! Any girl that is using her
breast to
confuse my destiny, Holy Ghost fire! Born
them
(3) Any girl that has vowed that she
would never
date me, God make her to see me taking
her 4
shopping in her dream.!
(4) Any girl that has slept with 5
different men
including me and wants to tie me down
with
pregnancy that is not mine, God make
her forget
my
name!
(5) Any girl that m dating and calls me
only to tell
me her BIS/AIRTIME has expired.. Oh
Lord..
Divert
her calls to kidnappers. Amen.

Calabar peeps be like ''see fresh meat everywhere''

seriously Lagos is scary. You open your door to let a fly out and in comes 6 mosquitoes, 2 cockroaches, 1 rat and 2 Jehovah witnesses.

Op I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it..mtshww

Hehehe..its Totally normal for a man (bovi) to stare @ ass once in a while...

The real question is

DO I GIVE A SHI*T

answer- NO!!

Every young girl of nowadays wants to become a celebrity baby mama..smh for dis generation dat like to f*ck anyhow afterall when a man has good cash,an average nigerian girl sees his pot belly as six packs...Cute child tho

If your woman catches you looking at another
woman, turn to her and say "sweetheart, I’m
glad you don’t dress like that.”

Cool

nawa o

God bless my hustle oo

Black is beautiful

Eya but How can you ask me who the deputy governor of Plateau state is, during a Job interview? Just say there's no Vacancy

Smh

God bless the fighters fighting for Nigeria