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This person wants to be governor and deputy governor. What are these guys smoking of late?

I want to produce a movie titled Snake in the Ortom Shadow and I need a good location. I think Benue will be ideal. But the problem is who will be the lead actor.

I wan swim, abeg give me space.

What tha pork!!

These people are good examples of failed parenting. Each of them deserves a room at Aro.

In those days, if you have fever,boil lipton with lime and add a sachet of alabunkun, you will sweat like a Christmas goat and your body will be well again.



This drug is drug!

Imagine make belle dey hold person for midnight, shey na like this kind toilet person go run to when mermaid go dey do their meeting by that time.

Why evils?!! This is sad. Can we now call it murder or manslaughter.

Hope he didn't put them in a Chinese �� school.

This mist be a joke.

Hope she's not gone there to search for obese children.

DonaldYusuf:
And I guess when you visit someone who is sick it is because he or she is a monument? The way some of us talk about this man's health is baffling. Don't you visit sick people? God help us!!!

I won't be surprised if the response to this comment is an insult or name calling.

If you expect me to insult you for expressing your mind, then you're wrong. I'm not that petty.
It is human to be sick and be visited by 'loved ones', what I'm saying is this it is becoming a farce. If the presidency had handled it well in the first place this wouldn't have happened.

Very soon, it will become an all comers affair as every group will be demanding to see the president in person.

So Buhari has become a monument site that everybody goes to visit in London and take pictures with.

They should just do a time table for all of us to visit him in London.

See how Kim is hiding his deadly toy.

The mother looks older than a regular corps member.


And what's that bulge in her trousers.

Everyone knows that the mainland is densely populated with many ghettos compared to the island.

Moreover, the island is well planned more than the mainland, say for Yaba.

But one cannot deny the fact that waste management is still a problem in Lagos. Even PSP trucks don't function like before again.

That particular area is mostly plied by PSP trucks, RIP to the dead man.

Ojodu ke? Make dem no come o.

My tomorrow's schedule:
Sleep Eat Play games Watch movies Browse the net
Repeat the above till fade.

In this part of the world, owls, cats especially black ones, bats are considered to be witch. You sleep with your legs on the wall, you're a witch. An ugly looking old woman is a witch.

Abeg, who don see witch before.

The only witch I know is Morgana.

Omo! These people want make we play lotto by force come pack celebrities as ambassadors. I rebuke it.

StarBukola:
Abeg that one na yansh

I think it's extension of the chest.

70-30=40, Macron must be that guy's role model.

Those thinds on her chest look like over bloated water melon, I'm sure she can't wall straight. As for her "dark skin", that looks like something without melanin.

Same colour with etisalat.

emeijeh:
Ku means "talk" in Ibo That's what ends his name

Ku means die in Yoruba.

The cows are not the problem but the herders.

I don't expect the cows to be more intelligent than the herders if not for the fact that the FCT authorities and the government of the day have turned blind eyes to their menace on my occasions.

Bridge or footpath?

I usually get a spam call from a particular number every morning. Thanks to truecaller that always identify them, those calls are always frustrating.

By the time she turns 18 ehn....

Fly Broda Fatai in from Mushin, you'll be glad you did.