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Let's see how this one will turn out...

janengozi:
the website is not ready.

Yes it isn't dt's why I sed it shud be in few days...

vickylinco:
but, d mail is from d admin na. am really confused now o

Everythin bout ds tin smells, looks, feels like a SCAM n U sed U confused? Ar U a learner?...

The committee set up by President GEJ has launched a new recruitment platform for the Nigeria Immigration Service (NIS) recruitment.

GOTO: http://www.nis.fedcivilservice.gov.ng/ for details.

Even though the platform isn't fully functional yet, I believe it will be in few days.

Best of luck this time.

Ehnnn! For where? lailai! no! no! no! no! no! it gotta be a yeye dream, will wake up ASAP...

...To GOD alone be all the Glory. May his wonders never end...

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...Wa gbayi joor, chop knuckle...

...I will just enjoin the Judiciary to rap up whatever they are doing and just declare the actual winner before the official swearing in ceremony instead of wasting precious resources to conduct a fresh election...

I tell you, this issue has been bordering me for quite sometime now, finally I decided to throw it open on nairalanders, hoping I will get a satisfying answer...

How do you know if a man is a virgin?...

We all know what a virgin lady is like under there (for those with the experience)...so I think its only fair if nature could create something of sort for men as well...

Whenever you hear the word "virgin/virginity" you think women, a man doesn't even come to your mind at all, as if it doesn't count, but actually it should...

Have you ever imagined what it will be like to hear a woman say "I met my hubby a virgin" just the way we men pride ourselves in marrying a virgin?...

So am just curious, is there anyway whatsoever to know if a man is a virgin? Be it physically, behaviorally, medically or whatever means available...

Please Nairalanders, let's do justice to this issue...

LifeIsGuhd: In response to Ezegozie, I created this thread!
I am really asking because i think some Girls are being used to achieve Sexual needs.

Take for instance, a student that is probably not going to marry in the next 5yrs.
And he is in a so called relationship; he doesn't spend on her, no allowance, yet a bleepful (sexful) relationship and every other sexual activities.
But she washes his clothes, does every domestic chores around his home and also satisfies his private needs!

Let me ask you officially

what do you gain from such a parasitic relationship ?

For the Boys, If you are not ready to spend on her, why are you ready to demand for sex?

A wrong question you asked, I must say. Sex is a mutual benefit in relationship...You presented the question as if during sex what ladies feel is discomfort, my dear they feel ecstasy, I mean real ecstasy (as you must have known if you are a woman)...So please don't present it as if it's only men that derive pleasure in having sex...As it ever occurred to you that sometimes its ladies that request for sex...

I am not disputing the fact that men request for sex more in relationship, fine, but that's the accepted way around here, else the ladies might be termed a slut if she's the one demanding it...So sometimes when men ask for sex, it prayer answered for ladies because they already wanted it just that they couldn't initiated it...What put me off in some ladies as a person is, even when they needed it and you initiated it, they tend to make it look like they are doing you a favour, whereas it otherwise...

I am not trying to bring down ladies, just saying some things that I have observed....

PrinceofParis: Not there

Thank you...

...Can someone check this for me please:
Adejumo Adebayo
SSC/2014/9681
Osun.
Thanks...

...Buh why dint dey paste the list on their recruitment website na?...

...Am new to HSE, and wl like 2 knw if ISPON/NISP is a good way 2 strt i.e if its widely acceptable within d Nigeria industries (e.g oil & gas, constructn etc) for entry level jobs...I rely on yor wise counsel as am bout enrolling in d class ds Aug. Kindly lemme knw if am makin a mistake. And if am makin a mistake lemme me knw d alternative 2 go for. Thanks in anticipation of yor advice...

harlyon: . In Nigeria,one can go into the HSE career with any discipline.you only need good certifications to back up your degree.General HSE and level 3 is the certifications you need to get you started..

Thanks a bunch...

harlyon: . If you intend working as a safety personnel/officer,you need the do the General HSE and level 3.if not its ok if you take the General HSE.there is no much processes involved in registration.go there wit your degree cert and your course fee.

...Hi, I am graduate of Agriculture, interested in HSE nd wanna get a certificatn wit NISP. Kindly advice me on wc level 2 start 2 stand a chance in HSE career world.
And wit my first degree in Agriculture, do I stand a chance of gettin a job in HSE. Thanks....

sarajevo: Its true the signal was received yesterday, my source claims they've been receiving so many applications already.

A handwritten application should be addressed to the Director General.

The Director-General
Department of State Services
P.M.B 253
Abuja(NHSS).

Through:
The State Director of Security,
Dept. of State Services,
P.M.B.(of your state command)
(your state command address)



you are required to attach 2 passport photographs, enclose your CV and copies of your credentials( 1st school leaving cert, birth cert, cert of state origin, degree cert, nysc discharge cert, license or cert of registration with your professional body( eg for doctors, engrs, lawyers etc).
Hope this helps. Hurry there's little time left.

Please can the application be submitted in proxy?...

...Please is it compulsory we submit the application in our state of origin? Anticipating your response. Thanks...

mimzy007: Bigboyo wlc, where have been? Its good to have you back.

My dear, hav been here n there jare...I bliv all will be well...

mimzy007: We've lost the old Thread I guess.

Yeah, we hav...OMG! wher is everybody?Ths attack on nairaland is really serious, guess dey dnt hav a gud dissaster recovery programme n @thsame time, damn d attackers...Well, its gud 2 b here again, n gud 2 hav u a familiar nairalander like u here, Mimi...

...This suplementary list thing Iƨ̣̣̇̇̇ kinda confusing. Don't know ђã† to think cos of who its coming from (Emmanuel4fire) buh A̶̲̥̅♏ kinda loving it it...just wish it were true...
Buh really, Mr Golgi, wetin d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ happen now?...

...cn U̶̲̥̅̊ imagine! BHs ar bein shortlisted while qualified nd able bodied Nigerians ar №τ̣̣̥...so if thos Yobe chaps wer №τ̣̣̥ caught NA wud av been indirectly trainin thos d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ intend recruit mor hands 2 fight...Nigeria Iƨ̣̣̇̇̇ really fuckd...
...i want 2 bliv ds Iƨ̣̣̇̇̇ a calculatd attempt by some unscrupulous pple 2 infiltrate d NA wit BH...thos ar d 1s dt wer caught, wat bout d 1s dt wer №τ̣̣̥...GOD help ds country...

...na wah o, all †ђ3 prospective officers jst bone us wen they got to KD/Enugu...we no even c †ђ3 breaklight of thos in Enugu @all...common gist you no fit give us, if una come become officer nko o (if U̶̲̥̅̊ make A̶̲̥̅♏, ma pe padi e lole o)? well besties of luch sha...Bliss weldone jare...

...to thos in KD/Enugu ƒo̲̣̥я̩̥̊ interview i pray GOD see you true...i av a questn, during †ђ3 documentatn, did d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ check ƒo̲̣̥я̩̥̊ primary skool cert to verify age as widely speculated? tnx ƒo̲̣̥я̩̥̊ yor anticipated response nd best of luck...

...i got it bro, thanks so much you are a life saver...

Mopolchi: Check your email.

...@Mopolchi! Brotherly, i would appreciate if you can send †ђ3 past question to ♍ƺ, thanks anticipation. thebigboyo@yahoo.com

Bigdreams: Done bro.

...@Bigdreams! Brotherly, i would appreciate if you could forward †ђ3 past questions to ♍ƺ as well, if you do you will be a life saver. Thanks in anticipation. thebigboyo@yahoo.com

mimzy007: Thanks dear,this time around its just your documents as stated on your acknowlegdement card,all those other things are not relevant at this point. What was listed is wat they need frm you,no specification on what to wear. When we get to the selection board stage they will also let us knw wat to bring.

...thanks, you are a life saver...

mimzy007: Thanks dear,I feel honoured & glad I could be of help.

...@mimzy! A̶̲̥̅♏ new on †ђ3 thread, but i have seen Uя various contributions, aπϑ i A̶̲̥̅♏ impresses, you have been helpful. kudos to you i must say...
...can you please intimate ♍ƺ on other necessary things to bring along ƒo̲̣̥я̩̥̊ †ђ3 zonal enlistment exercise aside from documents...aπϑ are we suppose to report to ƒo̲̣̥я̩̥̊ †ђ3 exercise with †ђ3 usuall white vest aπϑ navy blue shorts? finally, are we gonna be accomodated. thanks in anticipation...