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Gracepikin33333:
Please advice me elders in this travel section.

Chad or Niger

DropsMic:
The organizers of BBnaija have tried replicating this program in other African countries but e dey always fail that's why they keep coming to Nigeria, the land of shallow individuals.

Very true

They’re the same to my understanding

I need an elderly maid in Lagos mainland Ikeja

Has to have prior experience

No kids or children are of age
Age shouldn’t be less than 40
Live in or everyday visit is fine by me

Chat or call 08094990098

fabiosmart:
Going...

Best price?

Maxymilliano:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/04/attack-on-one-nigerian-attack-on-all-says-tinubu-in-kaduna/

Lol at attack on one, attack on all…. Really!!!!

Dominion791:
I've been seeing this girl for the last few months, since early January of this year. Not an official relationship and we haven't really talked about what we are. Not sure exactly how to describe her so I'm just going to use her as a friend in benefit as the description.

There was some emotion in our relationship but it was mostly sexual. I've always been really, really good about using condoms and this is the first time I've ever been in this pregnancy situation.

I'm pretty unsure if I am the father. We had sex about twice a week for the last three months. So I have no clue who she saw or was with nor do I really care to be honest. There is more than a little doubt in my mind if I am the father.

For what its worth she insists I am the father but I don't know. She learned she was pregnant on March 22nd. She Told me on 24th. I immediately encouraged her to get an abortion I've offered to cover it all cost . She said she would think about. Its been almost 2 weeks and no abortion.

I spoke to her this morning and its becoming kind of clear that an abortion probably isn't happening. She is starting to get kind of tired of me pushing the abortion. I don't know what else to do. I'm starting to really get scared I am only 21 and I don't even have a job. I can't afford to raise a child right now and I certainly don't want a family right now. I'm thinking of telling her to reconsider the abortion or take care of the baby alone.

What do I do now?

Lol omo ko mo! GenZ You’re 21, you’re a man na…. Lol

lovediehatelive:
Okay guys, sometimes a lady might be forming too hard to get, and for many guys nowadays, they don't waste much time and move on to the next girl who surprisingly won't suffer him that much.

However, there are some guys that will still keep on disturbing the girl playing hard to get, and it might take several months, before she finally accepts.

Such relationship will create the impression that the guy loves the girl more, and some ladies could use this to pepper the guy. Well, some might turn out to love the guy wholeheartedly.

The question is for guys, how did the relationship go? Sweet, one-sided or you totally regret it?

Please share your experiences.

She’s now my wife

DoctorOlasDesk:
I left island for Berger. I'm enjoying it

The light is stable

My monthly salary can pay my house rent like ten times. Unlike Ajah where six months salary will be used in financing house rent where one would be contributing to the ladnlord's development at the expense of one's personal growth and development.

In Ajah/Lekki axis, the annual rent feee is many people's 6-12 months slary, so they can't save. It's hand to mouth always. So instead of stay 2M per annum, i'm on a low-key on the mainland at 200k per annum setting up multiple businesses every month, next year, cash out big time.

Food is super. I buy six raps of semo and eight meats for 1200 Naira. You can't buy this at Ajah at this price. I always add yoghurt/Milk/Malt to make it 2k per meal. Bro, i'm living the yankee life in Berger..

Yes, and i change my soup daily. I can change up to as much as six different soups. More so, i'm known. Some time i could be in a hurry maybe i'm headed somewhere, without cash, i can take up to 2k food..

I have piexpress for my mid day snacks

When i want to change dollar, i dash into the bank call my aobki, less than 45 -60 minutes i;m done

Men, i'm in NewYork City in Berger

No issues at all

Olowora Isheri road

Nice

2007

Nefort:
If you need a tested and reliable house help to assist you at home please feel free and indicate interest. This is not a business and I am not charging any fees. I only want to refer a trusted house help to you if you are actually searching for one to assist you at home.

I’m interested 08034135274

Hm

Explorers:
1. Crying too long after being beaten.

2. Not crying after being beaten.

3. Crying without being beaten.

4. Standing where elders are sitting.

5. Sitting while elders are standing.

6. Walking around aimlessly where elders are seated.

7. Eating food prepared for visitors.

8. Refusing to eat.

9. Coming back home after sunset.

10. Eating at the neighbour's home.

11. Generally being too moody.

12. Generally being too excited.

13. Losing a fight with older age mate.

14. Winning a fight with your age mate.

15. Eating too slowly.

16. Eating too quickly.

17. Eating too much.

18. Not finishing your food.

19. Finishing your food and Scraping your plate.

20. Eating and talking.

21. Eating your meat before finishing the food.

22. Dropping oil on your clothes while eating.

23. When you eat your launch before 2:00pm.

24. Sleeping while the elders in the house have already woken up.

25. Dragging your feet while walking.

26. Stumbling and falling while walking

27. Looking at the visitors while they are eating.

28. Looking at an elder eye ball to eye ball.

29. When an elder is talking to you and you blink.

30. When an elder is talking to you and you stare and not blink.

31. When you look at an elder through the corner of your eye.

32. When your mates are playing street football and you join them.

33. When your mates are playing and you don’t join them.

34. When you don't wash your dish after eating.

35. When you wash your dish improperly.

36. When you almost break your dish.

37. When you break your dish.

38. When you bite your nails.

39. When you don't bathe.

40. When you bathe too quickly.

41. When you take too long to bathe.

42. When you take too much toothpaste on your brush.

43. When you’re beaten in school for misbehaving.

44. When a car almost knocks you down.

45. When a car knocks you down and you don’t die.

46. For not answering when spoken to.

47. For answering back when spoken to.

48. Beaten for going to Church or Mosque late.

49. Beaten for borrowing shoe/wears from friends.

50. Greeting/prostrating with only one hand or hands not touching the ground. Ladies going on one knee.

51. Misplacing your pencil, biro, erazer, sharpener or mathematical set in school.

52. Misplacing your Songs of Praise(SOP).

53. Misplacing your Brighter Grammer.

54. Writing on your textbook or coming home with torn textbooks or notebooks.

55. Coming back home with dirty, rough uniform/socks and damaged sandals.

56. Sending you on errands and you stay too long.

57. Sending you on errands and you forgot what you're asked to buy, or you bought something different, or you broke the egg or poured the grind pepper away on the way.

58. Going to neighbors room&parlour to watch TV.

59. Going to a girl's house to ask after her from her Dad/mum sitting outside in the evening. You've killed her.

60. Sleeping in the Living room.

No. 58 na die

Richnero:
can your Samsung go for 60k?

₦80k

dauddy97:
Good morning.
I need a very good android phone with at least the following specs.
Location is anything Lagos. Not Island

Bat3 5,000mah and above
and it must be 3gb or 4gb ram etc.2
Good Camera.
Nearly used.
If you have a good one, just drop your specs, price and number. I will call you for negotiation.

Send me a message I have a A30s Samsung open box

Still

Open

dhaveenchi:
ram/rom?
Your WhatsApp digits. I am interested

I don’t know much about specs 08094990098

dauddy97:
Good morning.
I need a very good android phone with at least the following specs.
Location is anything Lagos. Not Island

Bat3 5,000mah and above
and it must be 3gb or 4gb ram etc.2
Good Camera.
Nearly used.
If you have a good one, just drop your specs, price and number. I will call you for negotiation.

I have an open box A30s Samsung for ₦85k

Ofejiro20:
Hi Guys�

Please I’m in need of advice from gurus in the house. I’ve a budget of not more than 180k and I’m looking for a good phone to buy but it must be android not an iPhone please……



My Android phone is on the verge of dying as it gets so hot whenever I use it for no reasons, and it turns gets hotter when I leave it for like 5 mins to charge with using it…. I had to get a small fan to keep it cool so that I can manage it till I get a new phone… lol

So my Specifications for an Android are;

1. Phone must be able to withstand stress without getting to hot.
2. Must have a capacity Storage of at least 4gb Ram and at least 128gb ROM
3. Great Internet Connections even in remote areas where network is a bit poor.
4. Battery capacity of at least 4500 mah… I might consider a capacity of least 4000 mah of the I’m left with no other
5. Not a forgetting a good camera for nice pictures

This are just the basics that I need for now… Recommendations should be on personal experience not marketing strategies please.


Thanks I’m advance��

I have an open box A30s Samsung for ₦85m

WackyJ1:
Hello experts and phone enthusiasts.

I'm looking for a solid phone and my budget is ₦120k.

I'd prefer a Samsung or a Redmi.

A22 or Redmi 10 fall into this price range but I don't know how well they last over time from day to day use.

Any other suggestions?

I have a Samsung A30s open box for ₦85k

Sergio101:
we the Igbo people.
next question kiddo

So you, an entity suddenly represents all Igbos… you’re child

NwaAmaikpe:



Falz,

We are not interested in your Lekki TollGate Massacre memorial.
Your people turned around and made us question our sanity when they said no massacre occurred.

That was not enough, they said it was the Igbos fanning the embers of riot with the sole intention of leaving Lagos, a land we selflessly developed in ruins.

The ENDSARS protest would never have seen the light of day if the struggle was not picked up by Runtown and Paul Okoye after Naira Marley chickened out and called it off at the dying minute.

Broda Shaggi angrily deserted the venue and dumped the struggle because the side mirror of his fairly Nigerian-used car was scratched.
Dj Switch, the only person who was bold enough to remain at the scene and livestream the event which you and co now want to politicize and own as yours has been demonized and called a liar.

Falz we are not interested.

Count us out.
We are tired off being put at the frontlines while you remain sheided and hidden at the back so that later you can go behind and claim it was those at the frontline spearheading the trouble.

The dead is dead and they died in vain, because sellouts danced to the tune of the Piper on top of their Graves and today, the status quo is same.

Who’s “we”?

You can send your application

Joint venture needed at Magodo

excanny:
Is this available for a remote role?

Yes

Position is still open till the end of today