₦airaland Forum

Resolute5ter:
OK, I thought so earlier but wasnt sure if it will b convenient to you.

Whats your specialisation?

Sorry bro...
A frontweb designer/Graphics/Cyber security Analyst

Can someone explain the goat picture

I really don't understand why a man even think about sleeping with his daughter! So silly...

Thank God for pay as you smach web application..you can easily order any kind of client you want...like a filter E.comnerce thing

Average boobs selected
Moderate hight
Fair skin
Bla bla bla...and they knock on your door few moments later like the pizaa delivering guy

Resolute5ter:
This is really eye opening
Maybe I should dm you sir

Hmm, really don't do DMs sorry
But I can help you out with any questions here bro

Others can actually learn from that too

Be confident jare

Team 7.0inch

Machinegun91:
My mother's breast are still standing gallantly

You mama UnCloth in front of you?

Nuelito:
E get one question wey I wan ask abeg.

This snake of a thing that people do eat.....don't the venom have after effects on human or does fire kill it too?

The venom bank is located on the back of the snake's head in the salivary glands. Salivary glands are the parts of the head where saliva is made...

That's why they cut of snake head when killed....other part of the body is fresh meat

My Advice! If you ain't sure studying the course, don't stress yourself... because your first approach to the program will determine your zeal throughout your year...and that will obviously have an effect if you gonna be successful with it...


I'm a Computer Scientist...I study that before I left Nigeria... Computer Science is not all about theory...it's basically Practical

I used to know my mates then...they all graduated with very very strong grades...but you know what? Non of them can even prove that on a PC...

If you gonna be studying in Nigeria...just forget graduating as Elon...it's not gonna work...you need to make use of online IT courses...those will help you alot...you will be giving a year or 6month for placement...pls don't use it to hustle for money....use that space to find a IT Scholl and learn programming, AI or Networking...

Finally when you graduate... prepare your mind to Run a postgrad studies abroad...

We value IT here in the states..Canada,EU want people like us to help move forward their country with digital...you can be part of that team...

God bless!!

Deathisfree:
Hello Nairalanders,I was in the bathroom getting ready for work when I heard this Strange sound. After my bath I went into my room and discovered my roof fell,I never imagined a snake fell from my roof.
while dressing up,was hearing strange sounds. I decided to look beneath my bed and saw this creature tail and vooom,I disappeared outside for help.
Na waiting end the snake be this Below,thanks for the snake. Work free day

He sweet?

Exponential101:
How many jobs have you created in abai.

What's abai?

There is one for Super natural abilities...I guess in Abuja

Students that can fly, invisibility,super strength, speed and so on

Nothing abnormal here just breast ptosis

szczescie:
They tried the scoreline is not embarrassing like Women's football 10 - 3 Netherlands Vs Zambia

But Nigeria can do more however from their performance it is clear they can beat Japan and dug it out with Italy so let's remain hopeful. Anything can happen

I understand...but they need to man up...we ain't joking here... Thye screened 100 before this guys were chosen...

I know the Aussies are not babies but we need encouraging points....

I fear Japan will learn our weakness right now

My mom's chicken will successful make a free throw

This dude are clown seriously

timesup234:
Oh because they have foreign degrees means they are doing well? I know thousands of Americans with Ph.d who can't pay their phone bills. What is their standard income? Let's start from there so I school you. I am the greatest professor in diaspora affairs. None will come before or after me

Greatest diaspora affair minister

I actually don't know my people yearly income
But I know one of my uncle works with a top Organization


Lastly I based in LA and I'm currently enjoying my slavery as you people cal it

timesup234:
Yes doing well fraudulent or pushing narcotics. Yes anyone anywhere can do well in both

They are child of God...they can't do drugs

They actually have degrees in different University across the UK, they have a better job and standard income

timesup234:
I am talking about America. Let's not even talk about UK. only morons relocate there. Somalia is better than UK

Bet I have cousins in the UK doing well

One thing about moving abroad people don't understand is that....

If it's part of your destiny to move abroad
You will move successful or you may even suffer to enter but finally when you enter... people will think you activated ritual when you land...people you met at abroad self will beef you


But if it's not part of your destiny, even if you like travel with a US lottery or an automatic Green card....you will struggle to meet an end because you destiny have been tied to nigeria soil....


So always pray and seek God vision before you embark on that trip, relocation....

God bless

$45

But I got my own Reachable Clippers...

My fiancee barb and shave ma hair

hohafrank:
Is what we are facing not worse than war situations?

Bro when the country is on war, 80% of the population will be at risk of loosing their lives and love one also properties...we have few states in the north going through shiit right now which me and you knows can be controlled if only they want to....

What you seeing in the north is just rich men game...we are not on war...

Example of war is Nigeria vs Biafra war 1967-70s....

Ghostrye:
Biko tell me how to start a war and have dss after me, just for research purposes

Go an abuse ur president naw ..Dss will definitely put you on most wanted list...

I don't know how to start a war!
Why don't you give your life to christ

ezugegere:
So Nigeria is not facing a war like this? Do you know how many people are killed in this country everyday?

ma nigga, Nigeria is not a war region...just few states are facing conflicts... Can you compare your country with Afghanistan, Yemen. ...
Syria.
Turkey
Somalia
Iraq

My G if you not from those countries...forget asylum claim...you will possibly not get it unless you have a body damaged proof...

MajesticKris:
Pls. How do I apply for an Asylum i need to jakpa!!

Bet Dss is not after you naw?
Or you currently facing a war in your country?

Den don't bother ...it a waste of time application

Johnrake69:
Na only graduates need job?

Not really my bad!

oluwaahmed:
because the money does not go to Lagos state government. The funds are compensation to the agberos who are always used to oppress voters against APC.

So literally you mean Agberos share N122b among demself yearly

Lagos agbero generated N122b/ year

Why can't the Lagos government create atleat 3millions job every each year for graduate/non graduate inside that same N122b....

Why is that so difficult to accomplish

Less Dan 40grand bro

You need to work on your promotion to have a better income...

You can as well learn digital skills
Run freelancer jobs while you off duty or on desk duty at your station



:: While readin' otha comments on dis topic, i feel nuthin' but sorry fo' tha graduate citizens of Nigeria and the upcomin'...how tha fucck can yo' struggle to go to school and study for 4-5-6 years max n' yo' back in your hood to manage 12k job...What the fuckz dat shiit goin' to take care off? datz shiit be 'bout $29...not even enough to buy me a single geans... I'm really sorry for people Who are still managin' dis shiity government...just stay strong n' keep yo' goddamn head straight! yo' guys gonna make it no matta da circumstances.. ..

Eastcoastboy:
Iswear! More grace boss

Amen!

Wish you best of lucks my broda

If you have a feeling go ahead

If you don't...don't bother... won't end well

CUMIN:
Apart from cyber security what other ICT skill can one learn and be relevant in multiple country for years to come

AI & Algorithm
Artificial Intelligence.
Machine Learning.
Data Science & Analytics.
Data Engineering.
Data Visualization.

Emax911:
you can't get it unless u know someone, during my time it was by email, it did not reach 3 seconds that I sent the mail, I received a reply showing rejected.
sorry for u bro, NIGERIA is by plug.

I feel for you niggaz