₦airaland Forum

zombieHUNTER:
Customs must retaliate

Finish the army

Customs have same weapon and tactics like the army but not up to anyway...

I hope they resolve it ... because na poor citizen go suffer ham

felixnkubi:
so God cannot drink what he created abi

I said alcoholic not wine...

He was literally taking beer

Kissing

And even thinking about ritrement...how can almighty God ritire...

MosheDayan:
Nope. But it's actually not funny

I'm glad you fine.

Sorry it's dry...I guess I gonna find a way to wet it

MosheDayan:
Dry joke

Having a bad day?

What’s the best job for babies in the Army?



The Infantry.

oyaskii:
You are seeing a show called "Lucifer"...at this point, nothing in it should be offensive to you.

Yea..

The recent Lucifer... anyone find it offensive for god taking alcoholic drink

nani667:
Who has seen Ragnarok ❓

Any good ❓ �

Norwegian version of super hero Thor

It a very nice series...I'm sure you will like it

harjay1986:
Almajiri

Common bro...how?

[quote author=luckingto50 post=102309892][/quote]Can Almagariis generate funds?

moneyissweet:
Drink blood.

Blood kwa... His a president na not ritualist

donbenie:
Go wash with Cow urine..

Thank me later..

Bet cow no dey aso rock premises

Plut01:
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El Jubrini Body Lotions.


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Made from Sudan?

horlawaleyy:
not this type o

the man in this skin isn't buhari.

someone that looks similar to him was brought up and facial and skin flesh surgery was performed on him to look exactly like the latter buhari,

or dnt u watch hollywood films??

If the deal theories is real ..why are people not doing anything about it ...

Atleast the opposing party have not declared officially that we have an imposter in the presidential palace

akpunda86:
But dolly the sheep is doing well with more offsprings

Dolly is dead na...after 6.5 years with form of lung cancer common in sheep that is caused by the retrovirus

KingDash:
naso... maybe wickedness and evilness join make am fresh.

Baba no wicked oh

He just dey mind him buisness

But Tru Tru na evil act

What's the natural resources in the north?

akpunda86:
U don't need a cream.once u die and cloned your clone will skin will be like our tweeter president that tweets but don't know how to use an android

Bet according to science, A new study on cloning shows more than ever it's probably a very bad idea to replicate human beings.

The study, performed by researchers at the Whitehead Institute for Biomedical Research in Boston, found that cloning to create new animals will almost always create an abnormal

KingDash:
lol... bros na money oh, the old coot dey swim inside am.

I get moni I just need the cream product

Biglittlelois:
I certainly will not love it, I may only be curious to experience such scenery.

Curious?... well to be honest...it kinda boring looking at does stuffs...

But reverse is the case for men tho

We are rather anxious to take a tour on the second gender

Just the nature of men

What type of cream or lotion do I need to use for my skin? To get a fresh and smooth skin like President M.Buhari....

Biglittlelois:
I don't know why I just imagined the scenery, dangling male parts everywhere......

I bet you would have love to take a tour around accessing the natural beauty if it was legal

Felicity001:
What you're saying is totally different from the op is saying... He's not complaining of not being called upon for an interview, rather he wasn't picked after several failed interviews even getting to the last stage of the selection process.

If according to you his skills are poorly rated or spent have any at then why was he still shortlisted for an interview.

The truth is most jobs in Nigeria is "man know man", padi2 padi". Jad he knows somebody or applied to a company where his kins men own in very sure the story would have been different.

Mehn Nigeria is messed up.

Wish him goodluck

Inside life


You mean does shortlisted never start work


When will naija be like the first world country where you visit the United States Army Recruiting Command and other feds recruitment command and pick a form and register....

If you fit medically and you have the right qualifications and citizenship/green card without criminal record...you on your way to become a force man without requiring any form of "connection"

Na so he dey always dey crowded


Before I left, I usually visit often to help my family or friends with luggages drop...

I wonder Nigerians will not remain 5 in population if lots of people keep flying out

Trust2001:
Hi guys, please take your time to read this. I'm a 20 year old 400l student who just got a girlfriend for the first time (3 weeks ago) and I really like her a lot and she is a 200l student who is probably 19 but it's not her first time being in a relationship and she really likes me too. But due to her writing exams and me doing my Industrial Training, we've only seen each other 3 times during that period but it's all over now.

I have no intentions of having sex with her cos that's not what I'm after plus I'm also a virgin (not keeping it for religious reasons). But I'm scared of losing her because I've heard tales about girls dumping their boyfriends because they don't touch them, I have no problems sleeping with her but again, what if she's also not interested in sex and I attempt doing it with her but she stops me and now assumes that I'm just after her body?

This has been bugging me and that's why I'm posting this here, how do I know if she wants sex in our relationship or not? Cos if she wants it, then I'm willing to lose my virginity with her cos I really like her a lot and how do I find out without it seeming like I'm just after her body? Please guys help! Especially the ladies.

You just ask " dear! Wanna bang?

Barbiturate:
Within a year, I've applied for 188 jobs on LinkedIn. Some I was called for test and interviews, some I was never called. None of them gave me a job. There are some I applied via mail, not LinkedIn "easy apply"......so it should be over 200.

The last one was with a Yoruba company in Lagos. I applied via LinkedIn. I passed through 3 interview processes. The 4th was with the MD/CEO( Yoruba aged and titled man). He practically told me I am omo ibo(ibo man) and that I don't have the passport.

I'm officially done searching for jobs!!!
I'm throwing in the towel!

LinkedIn do not focus on "University of popular"

All they wanna see is skills

I mean real skills

With lots of recognized certification


Haven't you been a receiving a DM from LinkedIn official advising you to take a course....

When you have bunch of them on your profile.... international/loc job can easily locate you and will message you

IjapaTiroko:
Can you swim here �

Glory holes

Imagine say ur energy just go drop when you dey d middle

Nobody

I have my own privacy...


Back in nysc camp male lodge those year..

The bathroom is kinda open place

Boys just dey move around with dick DIck and DICK nobody send anybody as long as we all guys...only the pastors and su they tie towel..

Looks like a laptop shared for The clown state University

nextBIGthing:
Abeg no hold me make I slap this guy make him head correct small

Give me ur location

Dss want to quickly come and check something

Everything about the environment, my coworkers are angels... sometime I ask my HR..(we buddies).."are my team and bosses human? Cos they are too nice to me ...

I love the fact that I'm doing what I love doing best....I'm not at the wrong field...not at different field just for surviving...

and as well also other task which makes me enjoy to work and learn from it...I learn alot from my team leaders..

We have some badass programmer here and real life hackers and crackers...

I learn alot and enjoy every bit of it...

The pay is great tho
Free lunch
Medicals
Travel holidays
You can also get a transfer outside the states when you get to some certain ranks