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YoungBTCxchange:
not special about the virgin, once u enter the virgin matter don finish

bigpicture001:
...Mine is my sister's boyfriend who flew from Lagos to pH on Val's day just to present to her her favourite Lagos bread...

He called her that morning from lag ND sh stated that sh missed a particular fast food bread sold in lag.... Was in 200 level den in uniport .. this guy flew from lag to pH same day with receipt of the bread ( bought it 3) presented air ticket as evidence the flight was same day . (Arik air) .. ...

Sh couldn't stop shouting in her hostel it was just a mere wish on a vals day .. ND he made it come true

silibaba:
I dey second for league table.

They never see it coming coz we fans maintained a low-key.

Kyase:
Casemiro will miss arsenal game
Shitt

Vokians:
Are you sure you are okay? You take the mercies of God for granted.

UnusualEmissary:
The weak, deviant and heedless have taken the earth.

God willing, when the great emperor "The Unity" comes to establish his New Era, things will be alright.

Natbrowny:
Bro that shit is common in the North.

Babe bend ass. Nigga inserts and pa pa pa pa pa pa. Releases. 200-500 naira. Obalende for KD till freaking date . Some hausa chicks side hustle b dat.

Lest i forget. Its done in public. I gaz pack comot dat area coz meeehn. Sodom n Gomorrah talk lie. If Condom could talk. It will rather cry

virginprincess:
Let me ask you a question would you find it comfortable if your very good friend is dating the girl you just broke up with?

LordIsaac:
She "worked" for it.....hahahahhaha. Chei....women!

xin5:
4 days ago, I was feeling hot so I decided to chat one big fat yansh girl from a regular hotel...if I was to go there a round was 3k.
but I told her to come I give her 10k for 2 rounds (which is 5k for each)
she agreed.

AFTER SHE CAME, since I have fûcked her before I knew the kinda person she is....the way she treated me in their brothel last 2week was so mean... girl said I can't touch breast for 3k...I shouldn't use my hand to stroke my dick if not I pay for new condom...as if I'm filled with dirt.. but still I called her because of her big booty hoping her attitude will change since its my domain..but I was wrong.

she came, squeezing face... saying I go give her transport...she asked for her money...I brought out 5k and give her....this babe change it for me say it's 10k we talk... that I should pay complete...me said no... that 5k is for first round...I give her the remaining 5k for the second.
we argued till she calm down and we got to business.


i told her to give me Mouth Gig....no Way
i wanted to suck her boobs....no way
i wanted to feel her pusci.....no way
she inserted me condom, warning me not to stroke my dickc....same thing she did while I was in her domain.

i just had to maintain and did that round doggy.... which was enjoyable though... and came..

then I told her I wasn't interested in another round.
she said no...I must do..
i Said I can't... you don't give Mouth Gig...(her customer relations is very poor)
why would I pay complete 10k for something that didn't come with full package.
she said she needed the full money that's why she came.
i said I can't...but I will add 1k to the 5k for her stress..
as for second round I'm not interested.


then she changed it for me
told me she leave the money.
THAT THE EARTH BARE US WITNESS..
I TRIED REASONING WITH HER...
holding her, blocking her way while she was about going out to take her money... 6k...she said no it's not what we agreed.

SHE DECIDED TO GIVE ME THE BL0WJOB, ASKING IF ITS JUST NOT THE TIP..

i knew instantly she won't do it well....she Just want to collect the full money..
i said no need for that it's too late


THEN SHE TOLD ME STRAIGHT TO MY FACE I WILL SEE AND WALKED OUT LEAVING THE 6K I GAVE HER ON THE BED.


THE NEXT DAY I HAD TO TREAT FEVER SINCE ON FRIDAY ENTER SATURDAY....

YESTERDAY SUNDAY..
MY BALLS IS ITCHING ME


THIS MORNING I THINK THERE IS BOIL FORMING IN MY BALLS.

i don't know if it's coincidence or it's her handwork.
least I forget I received a call from a man the next day after the incident...after I said hello...it cut the call..
it just like the person wants to hear my voice.
if it's her jazzman and they've sent something to me I don't know.
But God knows I have intention of paying her and no weapon fashioned against me shall prosper.

Chimera30:
Yesterday i quit my job.
I heard stories about how former employees before me, stole from the company. Even the last person i met there stole hundreds of thousands and was sacked 3 weeks after i joined.
I was hardworking , honest, punctual, polite and hands on the best worker.

I was made employee of the month , a month after i joined and guess how much i was given as reward? #250!
Lol
After i requested permission to travel to the East for a close Aunt's burial for a week and 2 days, i was permitted yet Half of my salary for last month was still deducted and that's why i quit.
After the way i served and upheld this company and even worked overtime most times and always get home very late at night.
It is well.. i know God and life has better
plans for me. ASUU strike or not.

Billygee2u:
Yes,is the zomb

Phock2sweet:
hope say no be night journey he do?

Phock2sweet:
yey!!!!! u sure for this thing so?

Phock2sweet:
one way frm where to where?

Binancian:
Ehem na
How much does the average person earn that they will spend 200k on return tickets