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iblawi:
Please, can you read what I wrote again? I will like to get another response from you after doing just that. Thank you.

Dorwadora:
The chair was made for masturbators

A chronic mastrubator will drill a hole to fit his penis at the bottom and Bleep the chair .

osothermal:
code of silence

iblawi:
I just dey laugh you. After you Don cast yourself and your ex-don. You come dey form fake school and tribe. No be you mention your CV, your ex-Don CV and and family for here?

My advice is for you to just focus on your life since you must have graduated. You have a lot to do as a man now than when you were a boy. No come add gongo Mata for your wahala.

Nothing you say here would make much difference as it has been established that 80% of those that joined cultism endup regretting it irrespective of the group.

Note: Am just saying this because I discovered you are not too clever or smart enough for what you are about to do.

YahooG:
As a professional,i can decide to join an Oriwo,and besides its because of me,they declare an Oriwo!

Gloccz:
eiye was founded before maphite so this Una phlame or Lighter whatever you guys call it, Na copy song… it’s very, very similar to eiye jojo … I’m familiar with most gari rice gyrations

i love confra I no go lie, na inside am I go marry and success, I never regret to be an airlord, ajunte, ajunte na him we dey say, even when I dey 4 sky my ibaka push me, I rumble and stumble I shack eiye water I flap my wings, and I begins to fly ajunte ajunte na him we dey say.. Men without wings claiming FLY Lol

NobleAngell:
I disagree with you. That guy is dry. Him and that dry brain jotter.

YahooG:
And here is another phlame!
I love Naco
I no go lie
Na inside m
I go merry Naco
I never regret to be a Gongo for inside udodi,because of Naco! 2*
Greatmeeen!!!
Answer your name in a very biggy way!
Omi brodas
Answer your name in a very biggy way(low response)
(Gunshots!!!)
Then proceed in calling and praising the rugged gongos around,for example
Omi Stainless,you are rugged you killi
2-2 you bury axemen,e no do you,you still come dogged with maximum Acadability,e no do you, you come get Gson wey rugged dogged with maximum acadability,(Gunshots)hailing and cheering) Omi stainless answer your name in a very biggy way!


Memories,chai!

YahooG:
I got to the road,stopped a bike and head straight to my girls house,she was not around,i opened the door,took my bath and lay low on the bed thinking about what just happened,then I figured out that the charm only works in the exact location I buried it,damn!stupid charm,i just missed one paper out of 5 papers,i was furious,i called my course rep,he told me they have written the paper,i was frustrated,the next day I didn't bother to go to write any exam,i just stay at my babes place,i have missed two papers because of cultism,the 4th day I summoned courage early in the morning around 6,i was in school in that exact location,some of my course mate where surprise to see me so early,i wrote that paper,as usual submit first,came out to check properly,no danger I entered a bike going to New site,i followed the second gate and went straight off town,the last day,i bought a white shirt,came very early again,after the papers,people were celebrating pouring water and wine on themselves writing all sort of gibberish on their white shirt,i just kept calm,observing area,Mark came that day,he wanted to start shouting and celebrating me,i told him to chill,we entered his car,with some other gongo graduate now SMC,they were all drunk and shouting playing with fire!and raising a green and black flag,me I was just calm in the car,we went to the Gongo club house,omo see celebration,but I don't still feel relaxed,because anything can happen,benji saw me,bought ANDRE and start pouring it on me,shouting!SMC there!!clear road this man na Rugged SMC,(SUPREME MAPHITE COUNCIL) only a graduate is tagged as an SMC!after all that,i didn't let anyone sign on my shirt,i bought marker head straight to my candle light and gave her the marker told her to sign,she did and kissed her and left that town,joined some boys in an unknown location to start hustling because my GP no be here! I lost alot because of cultism,say no to cultism,thank you!any questions please ask,and I want other maphite to share their experience too,cultism no dey pay!

YahooG:
Green leaf is referred to as Money
Shele,is a maphite that has committed a taboo,or don't know about maphite tradition
CV is your identity,your unique name given to you by your Godfather and Confirmed by the Don!Thanks
And also Lawanche is referred to as love, in case you shele,you can be forgiven because of Lawanche!

PerfectStranger:
What are you doing in a relationship with a Nigerian girl when you could barely afford a house?
Sometimes na we dey use our hand cook breakfast give ourselves.

Lakeview:
can anyone help with accommodation in lagos

ENGINEERG:
How many of his own do we see...[/b]And what of thousands of pastors everywhere too

wumi2017:
Tor,,,oluwa yio wa pelu wa

ENGINEERG:
I wonder why we don't see Miracle in churches with our own eyes, as it was in the Bible.
And most pastors now, tell us miracle that happened(mostly long time ago). Even when we don't see it with our eyes or know the people involved..
so many pastors are faking it now and some are using juju to do it.
Anyone can List most popular pastors in Nigeria, and see if anyone has healed the blind, make cripple to walk, heal a mad man, deaf to hear etc, and we see the miracle ourselves.
So what is happening ?

wumi2017:
Baby mi, longtime?? Naso u leave me follow another woman go.... anyways where my falatine package o

Ahhhhh......
Obirin sha........
Sheybe oti ni nairaland nah.....
Abi shey oko bobo dun mo e ni??

Aa kin se falatine ni family wa

wumi2017:
God when

Today ni Ooo.......
Shey oti setan

portplus:
Hey Fam,

I have access to a loan of 2.5m (naira).

I intend to take advantage of the loan offer and invest.

Please what do advise 2 Tricycle or 1 car for uber both options planned for hire-purchase agreement.

Kindly help.

Xcelinteriors:
My junior brother of 31years old left lagos to enugu (Awgu)today to see my parents. His number has not been going and at about 11:13 I called again to check if his phone is still off and someone picked and ask me who i am which I explain that I am the sister to the owner of the phone. He ask if I am aware my brother travelled today and I answered yes. I also told him we are from awgu.

He said to me "we wan burn am" and ended the call and the phone has been switched off. My brother is not a criminal just thst he arrived late because of traffic.

Meanwhile they called my mum earlier and ask her everything they asked me and assured my mum they will bring him home.

I don't know why they told me they will burn him and assure my mum they will bring him home.
His phone number is +2348024516101 and it is still off

Mods please help me put this in front page. He's my father only son. If anything happen to him, I don't think my parent will survive it.

Klassic01:
I spoke with this guy yesterday, and he told me he was busy and my sister was with him that very moment

Busy doing what
Drilling the pussy of yo sister
No be pesin sister u sef dey date??

SenseBoy:
I'll be traveling soon from Abeokuta to Akwa-Ibom, I want to find out if I can get direct bus from Sagamu interchange?

Which other place can I get direct bus in Abeokuta?

Cantonese:
Kayode Oni, former governor of Ekiti state, who lost in the just concluded party primaries in Ekiti state has decamped from the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP).

More information awaited.