₦airaland Forum

lordtosan:
The above persons funded it not buhari. Before some APC I.diots who are as dumb as their president start shouting -

'Chai Buhari!'.

ojeffo:
Amaechi is prettier than Madam Oby

BraniacX:
You never get too old


Crawl back into her canyon

*talk about being born again,again!!!*

BraniacX:
Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!


Here is an old media excerpt of yo momma's


The scoop has been let into a juicy scandal concerning our most scandalous madam X of the guinness book of records red section, rumour has it that she had a fling with the notoriously well endowed p0rnstar Hector the black heracles and she had this to say about him and i quote "his piggle wiggle is so tiny it wouldn't stir tea in a teacup!!" ...........when reached out to and asked for his comment, hector refused to reply but his fellow pornstars (female) who had been on set with him were shocked and were quick to his defence and among the excerpts is this one from lily rose which cracked me up and i quote "the boeing 747 and the airbus 380 are very huge planes, if the boeing were attached to the airbus that would make it one hell of a beast in the air, but this beast is still tiny when placed inside the GRAND CANYON!!!!!" the scoop dec 198***

Holy monoly!!!


No wonder when the chills got you as a kid, you always crawled back into your comfort zone in between yo momma's legs as iiiiiiiiiiin...........access was that loose and entry and exit so easy even the black gates of mordor wouldn't have made any difference

I also heard yo momma had to pack her labia in a sack and drag it behind her ar$e when walking

How did that work for you being her kid?

ECOTERRORS:
continue masturbating about igbos

BraniacX:
AHA!!!



Diagnostics complete



Ok


Ok


Ok



You arrrrrrrrrr............




What's this?



You're the sprout of the infamous 100-c0ck riding gully puss-ied bitchy wh0re in the forbidden section of the Guinness book of records.


Shyte!!!


My bad

BraniacX:
And which of your mama's hairy lice infected parts did you fall out from?

Her ar$e? Her nostrils? Her armpits or where?

Ar$e is my favourite bet!!

M4gunners:
Niger Deltans(a biafra ) keep making nigeria proud. May God be with you Sister.

Samsantos9:
She's Urhobo, and Urhobos and Niger Deltans aren't "biafrans" so back off

ochejoseph:
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1. Buhari's wife wears a =N= 10 Million wrist watch and he has just 30. Million hmmmmm I no say anything

BraniacX:
Which sreets don't have nAmes?

IdiiiAt!!!!!!

smuth:
Money and house nkor?...abi na juju Buhari dey use? The same juju he take catch him mumu followers, all APC followers need serious deliverance

smuth:
APC can lie ooo...from 100 cows to 270 cows. From 1 million naira to 30 million naira, from 3 houses to 7 houses, chia this people think say all Nigerians na fool. Meanwhile, expect Mr Lai Mohamed to deny that Buhari and Osinbanjo did not tell us with their own mouth come 2019...APC na sure scam.

ShineuEye:
Can Buhari trace his plot of land in Dubai?
Am also trying to trace my plot of land on the moon. Buhari has only N30mil yet his wife can afford N10mil watch.

Who is Buhari trying to fooooool? Who owns that Asokoro lakeside mansion located at number 9, Udo Udoma Street, Asokoro, Abuja?

The N2.1 Billion house below is now my own since Buhari is too ashamed to declare it.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2477249_5a_jpegafd6c8022c8c6d205cc79d39eed3fb2e

TheFreeOne:
Gradually the real truth is unfolding. The assets has increased after election
And we thought its 150 cows but now 270 heads of cattle
There's even an Abuja property
And a missing plot of land in PH..hmn that must be in the GRA

Has he been evading tax too since there's no registered company to his name but owned farms/herds of cattle/economic trees.

Interesting....

Gejpresident:
Buhari is an ingrat

He is gonna leave that sit in bloody allah name

Cos there is no allah

Only one God Jesus Christ

amadice:
We in the south east don't care.. We have accepted our fate after the elections

M4gunners:
And what are trying to make out of this? Is the hospital world class or not? He has built the hospital already you can go there and see by urself. If they are no qualified Doctors to treat him well, he has right to go anywhere and treat himself.

nikkiking:
how e take change price of garri in the mrkt.

bugzbunny:
Fool