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OK, ... so ?

eleko1:
oliVer twist N.

Abi were nie ni ?where is the indication that he is Arsenal fan? You swallow cocaine ni *big nose

Tunde's love with Bolaji is a whole lot like that of Romeo and Juliet,
Half their world are appalled at how it should ever be at all, like Rommy and Jullie :Teetide and Beejay will do anything; just to be TOGETHER. However, if you are a Guy the bestest things bout August are here.
I have heard some widely travelled Nna Boys (but maybe not so widely read) described it as "nna men! This name European Weather oh". Surely the weather is trifling and you may not even need an AC — but so what ! The most Awesome people i know don't mind the AC being off.

August: the 8th month is only the 2nd month of the year to start with the 1st alphabet ..."A.” and do you know what other English word starts with an “A”?
A.W.E.S.O.M.E!!!
Excluding the first  day and Easter gap— April sucks and many folks get fooled and fooled again in April and the April's holiday is way too short!

If however you’re a guy; fill and raise and your glass to August  and clink with the guy ... in the mirror. ( click here to how to clink winefolly.com/tutorial/clinking-wine-glasses/ ) not to worry, you may clean up the sliver and either August messes in September.— because our August cool and awesome:

Soccer!!!
#EPL kicks off in AuGust with a high
profile curtain raiser at Wembley! (Gosh! How I wish I am in London this August) but only the eventual winner counts the Community Shield as an achievement, right? I sincerely do hope Petre Cech's gloves and helment keeps the London sky red!

Augusta Visitoris
Oh need i mention that if you get a new baby in August (as you are mostly likely to, even if you are not good a Ronaldo or Messi ... just play, its in you player! ) it is perfect to nickname her Augstar ... plus you should never forget to prepare for other August Visitors.

Vacation! — 
Its getting more interesting now,if your commute to work or play, you have noticed how the horrible, terrible, no good Lagos #go slow (traffic gridlocks) seems to have abated, well I am the more happir; you get to burn less fuel, spend lesser time in transit and no more sweats (litereraily)
No more school runs but summer coaching is good for most children.
So the SPY was released on June 6th— well, if you haven't seen it August is a good time. As a sharp guy, I " saw" mine at the law defying #alabaCinema (double eyed #winks).
Bottom line, ...its a good time for movie.goings

August always separates the contenders from the pretenders; as the calendar turns, gear up for changes you may be surprised where next you resume; for work, school, play or life.

The Great Outdoors!!!
 The folly of our youth continues for a great cause…if you are not forty four yet so Batter up and hit the Beachs as in Suntan- Badagry, Bar beach and or Oniru, Eleko or eleta beaches- Lagos, there is equally a Beach Road in Ikorodu but don't go there to look for a beach, trust me. The National Museum at Onikan, Terra Couture, and a host of great places will help you see Lagos in a new light. However if you are not in Lagos, you may try the awesome Erin Ijesha Waterfalls, Osun State, Tiga Lake Dam, Kano. Yankari Game reserve, or take a trip to Tinanpa: I have had awesome holidays at some of those magnificent Nigerian Heritage sites) —
And finally, Someone somewhere's smiling ( wow I just used #sss) about these but Sadly, if your birthday is not in August, this is about you. The most fantastic people I know were born in August, and infact everybody that knows me also know somebody who was born in August and who is very fantastic. So Have a fantastic birth month: you know yourself
! Love ya!
Happy AuguSt

Arsenal wins another FA

Good one for him

doublewisdom:
When will they arrest Tinubu?

whenever APC leaves Aso Rock

mulante:
The sentence on each of the counts are to run concurrently (at the same time) not consecutively (not one after the other). [s]She'll only spend 7 years or less in prison.[/s]

NO! She will spend 14 years or thereabout

There can never be a wrong answer to this post! The question has nothing to do with how many rodents are there in the pic but how can one see, I see five the other man sees 4 its all a matter of perception

Every time I loose a soccer game is emotional

Lizabeth25:
Lawyers are good LIERS.......talking from experience!

Lissy Lizzy LIZ!!!
How many times did I call u ?

If you maintain this stance, you won't like it when they tell the whole truth about you oh

Love a Lawyer!!!
Its awesomely legal

Martins301:
N100 billion as aggravated punitive and exemplary damage

Clearly the greed of PDP DAAR is beyond comprehension.

And to think that AIT is in the wrong this time by airing what they have no proof about!

You are a mentally poor and blind illiterate to say there is no proof of what AIT "showed"

APC hoodlums

If you are based in Lagos then the Laws of Lagos State avails you some sort of reliefs;
1st of all it is now a crime in Lagos State for a father to abandon the care of his child to the mother(whether or not the parents are married) and the position of law is that a recalcitrant man will go to jail where he so refuses.
2nd there are a whole lot of little little things that I need to know before giving you the proper directive on what to do and how to go about it and I can't do that in an open forum like here so send a mail to oakosinnowo@gmail.com or contact us via Whatsapp on 08026144703 for complete guidance.

naijak:
I have downloaded 'Sybla TV' and I have the MX player, but I kept getting error message each time I try to play any of the channels. It normally says 'can't play this link'. How does your own operate?

I have the same problem, have u been able to resolve your own.

aresa:
That caught my eyes...

Yeah me too! And he wants to rule Nigeria! Please where is the Nigerian Flag in his office ?

How can OP leave out the most important one?
11. Mikel John Obi started scoring at the Champion League... And he is just only 74 goals shy of his contemporary_- Messi Leo

Elantracey:
If this is true , I love that girl

That's why you will still be single at 39

[K] There are Black Snakes in the Red Circle

qualityovenbake:
I will oven bake your Nissan Sunny for N55,000. Bodywork inclusive.

From: Regard
Mr Sylva

Habba!!! Mr. Sylva The motto self no even worth up to =N=105,000:00 now

How much will you take to work on a Nissan Sunny 96 model ?

StanBerger:
Please will any Station on the 3000naira Bouquet Show The Match? Thanks

Yes! Even AlT go sow am

Chanchit: Choi...! E be like say Asia sef dey suffer pass Africa o. So make I die because I wan go school.

Dem no suffer pass us! They only have a stronger desire than we do. If Africa is faced with such difficulty; we BLAME THE GOVERNMENT but Asians find a solution

OkikiOluwa1: Bloody laya (lier)
You saw one photo somewhere & formed a story with it!
This could be from a movie scene.
No sane school ll risk their students life & make them pass through this
Last Bullet
Nepal ko, PHCN ni!

You are so i*gnorant* more like an he G*oat self

DickDastardly: Thats an excursion picture. I know nepal like my palm
Quit lying

Even though I have never been to Nepal I know about these Nepalese rope bridges; so make you no de exhibit ignorance for here. The videos are even all over DSTV especially on CCTV documentary

spanzed: Ur username even discourage me from quoting YOU...do you want to make FP or what

But finally the post made FP!!! What is my dear Nairaland turning into?

When I did she z ma KinG kobra and its unending sprouting venoms were too much for her Greek goddess Aphrod nature of hers : ha ah aha and I was like sorry B! This is a Spartan one eyed Snakey

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Nice!!!
I sometimes use toothpaste as facial cleanser_soother by dabbing my face with it and washing it off later . The effect is soo soo Minty_freshy_smoothy

Also I use it to clean stained pressing iron.