Rip

Na so my father in law self dey cry with my bride on my wedding day oh

This is not a good case by any standard; except on moral ground.
the mmm contract was illegal, and the law is that illegal contracts are not enforceable by the court. so where you put your money into an illegal scheme, you have yourselves to blame in case of any loss.
so these guilders will walk into freedom and the money is already gone with the winds

coyg Coyg COYG

teepsee:
Hand ball?

Oboi this guys are fraudsters

Chai blood of bleding bubu !!!!!! *this guys* guys singular na wahoooh

I am guessing that is the trend now. I am personally aware of a similar case that is still burning self.
The guy met and fell in love with a girl in 3 months.
Ex-fiance demanded #N#436,000.00 from the new guy to release the babe to marry whomever she wanted.

The plate number is actually valid and issued by the appropriate authority in Nigeria. What is worrisome however is the fact that my search revealed that the number "WITCH" is assigned to a Toyota Lexus Jeep and not a Ran ge Rovers Jeep! So when Police catch am; them go reymove the winchcraft for him purse

Addicted2Women:
Awa Omo bingo.
Who knows the meaning in Yoruba ??
My girlfriend keeps saying this and i don't know the meaning

Bingo is aja or local dog the street, baring it ll so to be the children of public dog is not a good thing

winetapper:
i heard when one has running stomach.
A bottle of hot coke and bread can help situations

The coke referred to in that picture is not coca-cola but cocaine

The disadvantages of these mobile courts by far out-weighs its merits; kindly folllow my analogy as follows;
1: modus operandi of the court_ most of the defendants before mobile court are those arresteed by Task Force, Lastma, Kai, or Or anybody wearing a green uniform in Lagos state.
Offenses ranges from loitering, wandering, (or returning from club in the late night) street trading, hawking etc. If you get arrested by any of these people for absolutely any reason, regardless of who you are, how you are dressed or being in possession of a valid I'd card_ __ they will bundle you onto their Blackmaria.

2 Mobile Court Proceedings
The summary nature of the court means that immediately the Registrar reads your offence to you and you plead guiltyn the court have the power to convict and then sentence you accordingly without the need for an adjournment or a trial.
What actually happens is that upon being arrested and charged you have a choice of plea: you either plead "Guilty" or '' Not Guilty''
-if you plead not guilty; that means you have challenged the person (authority) that arrested you to proove that you actually committed the alleged offence. In that case you will be granted bail in a certain amount (say 40k) and then ordered to be remanded in prison custody till your bail is perfected. Then your case will be adjourned to another date and you will be TAKEN to PRISON
-where you plead guilty _ that is to say you agree with the court that you actually committed the offence - then the court will summarily (that is immediately ) pass its judgment ... That the accused person is hereby found GUILTY of commission of the offence of .....
Then the Magistrates ask for an Allocutus if you have a lawyer and wwhere you don't have a lawyer she (yes they are mostly women) ask you what you have to say (to convince her that she should not punish with maximum punishment according to the law?--- irrespective of what you or your lawyer says at this point the court will proceed to pass its SENTENCE against you: typically the sentences in mobile court ranges from a couple of hours of community service to a couple of months in prison !
If you get 500 hours of community work, then you are lucky my grouse is getting even the smallest or shortest prison term! Now when you are convicted and sentenced to prison wirth an option of fine ranging from 5k to 50k.
To pay the fine your family or lawyer willl spend not less that 24 hours in the mean time, you will commence service of your jail term.
In effect the Mobile Court is the fastest way to unjustifiedy churn out ex-convicts amongst Nigerian youths in Lagos State and irreparably denting their future which the state ought to nuture at all cost.

This is what Buruji Kashamu intendend to become the world's richest man from

WaffenSS:


Ok.
diese volk ihre zeit verschwenden.

Nun sagte mein Bruder

poshestmina:


Bread ke?..

It is "born and bred "

age: 36
sex: mâle
height: 5 ft 11
occupation: Lawyer
Location: Lagos
Mobile; 08097621534

I need a single lady with an appreciation for a good sense of humor.

mhizsimi:
October 30th...

I. Guess you came a tad too early! I am October 31

Thank you for this insightful post! Stuff like this should be on the FP
Cc: lalastica

It is only in rare cases that the Supreme Court will interfere with or upturn a judgment of the court of appeal.:

All of you should simply move to NYSC secretariat and report

irsakant:
It shows u are useless graduate that don't know what to do with your time. After u were told that they were scams, you still want to waste energy and time. Instead invent in the time with reading books and seminars that will change your orientation. Bitter truth!

To start with I checked your profile/posts at https://www.nairaland.com/irsakant and from what I found you are one hell of misinformed ill educated fool who jumps to conclusion without cautions,
I was thinking that you were smart till you said ". Instead invent in the time with reading books and seminars that will change your orientation." and I was like --INVENT... Wow! Your case is pathetic, so pathetic that pathetic should be sorry for you ....

giftalways:
**** he was and still is just a friend to the lady... *** I was there ***

Aunty!!! You can lie

Of course what will a learner say !

Stephansmily:
Absolutely nothing.

However I know he is simply paying her gratuity

S:
Absolutely nothing.

289D90E3
Maturedersin only

BGS invites you to a work briefing/interview tomorrow Sat.17/10/15 by 11AM at 161 Herbert Macaulay Way,3rd Floor,Adekunle B/Stop,Yaba,Lagos.Ref.ID: BGS/107/TF

That's what I just got from them this morning. But the pertinent question is has anyone here actually attended their so called job briefing?
I am up for it just for the fun of it if there is a fellow Nairalander willing to tag along let's go burst them!

Too bad

Liamm:
[size=25pt]HOW MANY TIMES WILL THIS MAKE FRONT PAGE[/size]?

Advocates of change that keeps changing time and repeating contents! This post was up yesterday Sunday and here it is again, biko who are the mods in here

TI1919:
I just hope Arsenal loss this match

Loss Who be your English grammar teacher? Olodo

don't ask us, do what u would do

OK, ... so ?

eleko1:
oliVer twist N.

Abi were nie ni ?where is the indication that he is Arsenal fan? You swallow cocaine ni *big nose

Tunde's love with Bolaji is a whole lot like that of Romeo and Juliet,
Half their world are appalled at how it should ever be at all, like Rommy and Jullie :Teetide and Beejay will do anything; just to be TOGETHER. However, if you are a Guy the bestest things bout August are here.
I have heard some widely travelled Nna Boys (but maybe not so widely read) described it as "nna men! This name European Weather oh". Surely the weather is trifling and you may not even need an AC — but so what ! The most Awesome people i know don't mind the AC being off.

August: the 8th month is only the 2nd month of the year to start with the 1st alphabet ..."A.” and do you know what other English word starts with an “A”?
A.W.E.S.O.M.E!!!
Excluding the first  day and Easter gap— April sucks and many folks get fooled and fooled again in April and the April's holiday is way too short!

If however you’re a guy; fill and raise and your glass to August  and clink with the guy ... in the mirror. ( click here to how to clink winefolly.com/tutorial/clinking-wine-glasses/ ) not to worry, you may clean up the sliver and either August messes in September.— because our August cool and awesome:

Soccer!!!
#EPL kicks off in AuGust with a high
profile curtain raiser at Wembley! (Gosh! How I wish I am in London this August) but only the eventual winner counts the Community Shield as an achievement, right? I sincerely do hope Petre Cech's gloves and helment keeps the London sky red!

Augusta Visitoris
Oh need i mention that if you get a new baby in August (as you are mostly likely to, even if you are not good a Ronaldo or Messi ... just play, its in you player! ) it is perfect to nickname her Augstar ... plus you should never forget to prepare for other August Visitors.

Vacation! — 
Its getting more interesting now,if your commute to work or play, you have noticed how the horrible, terrible, no good Lagos #go slow (traffic gridlocks) seems to have abated, well I am the more happir; you get to burn less fuel, spend lesser time in transit and no more sweats (litereraily)
No more school runs but summer coaching is good for most children.
So the SPY was released on June 6th— well, if you haven't seen it August is a good time. As a sharp guy, I " saw" mine at the law defying #alabaCinema (double eyed #winks).
Bottom line, ...its a good time for movie.goings

August always separates the contenders from the pretenders; as the calendar turns, gear up for changes you may be surprised where next you resume; for work, school, play or life.

The Great Outdoors!!!
 The folly of our youth continues for a great cause…if you are not forty four yet so Batter up and hit the Beachs as in Suntan- Badagry, Bar beach and or Oniru, Eleko or eleta beaches- Lagos, there is equally a Beach Road in Ikorodu but don't go there to look for a beach, trust me. The National Museum at Onikan, Terra Couture, and a host of great places will help you see Lagos in a new light. However if you are not in Lagos, you may try the awesome Erin Ijesha Waterfalls, Osun State, Tiga Lake Dam, Kano. Yankari Game reserve, or take a trip to Tinanpa: I have had awesome holidays at some of those magnificent Nigerian Heritage sites) —
And finally, Someone somewhere's smiling ( wow I just used #sss) about these but Sadly, if your birthday is not in August, this is about you. The most fantastic people I know were born in August, and infact everybody that knows me also know somebody who was born in August and who is very fantastic. So Have a fantastic birth month: you know yourself
! Love ya!
Happy AuguSt