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Good for him, when they said stay home he went clubbing and contracted coro, it is now he wants to go! To where

RIP

Na so him talk wey make him brethren vote Bro Osinbajo

mike8804:
Lawyers are known to be legendary liars, where do you think lia Mohammed learnt his hobby?

One day, you my ignorant friend will not need a legendary liar to to prove your innocence and enjoy your immutable rights

Northurmate:
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Is it just me or did anybody else sees the ☠️D.A.N.G.R.E sign

Auxtan:
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I just got myself a HP ProBook laptop and I can say I am very much ready to begin my programming journey. Now my humble questions please:
1. What online platform can I get quality beginners lectures free for my coding adventure?
2. What softwares do you recommend for this purpose, especially an interpreter software?
3. Any other advice dear pros for a beginner like me?

Thank you

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GOTVee:
Even though I'm a born again Christian, I think Christianity should be banned in Nigeria. We Christians are causing too much problems in this country unlike our dear Muslim brothers

I have read through every single one of your posts since you joined NL in October 2020 under this your assumed identity and I have come to the conclusion that you are an imposter.

https://www.nairaland.com/gotvee/posts/1

All you shout up-and-down is ... I am a born again Christian... and then you blaspheme the same body of Christ.

Please, explain to me how you got burnt against almost three decades ago with full details please

Moferere:
I won't like to toe this path.
But we must ask ourselves, why are these guys the only available tools in the hand of tyrants.
Arthur Nzeribe
Uche Chukwumerije
Orji Uzor Kalu
Daniel Kanu and now
Kenechukwu Okeke.

You have chosen the honourable path by calling exact names. Unlike the person you quoted above. State your claim based on facts and not attack people's tribe without provocation

This matter was reported to the Fccpc and it's has been investigated even an undercover lone female Agent of the Commission was not turned back and she saw other lone females present at the joint. My take, is that she and her @msadeola were dressed skimpily and they mistook them for one of our other sisters. Sorry for the mix up, next time dress for the occasion.

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This is easy to believe. I served in Borno state l, Damazak. Local Government Area precisely. Way back then, the corruption was already too much. They do not go to work at all, only on payday is when the LGA Secretariat will become an all comers affair. They will come on their donkeys, bikes and cars only to receive salaries they never earned.

Most of them that are actually staffers at the LGA are employment agents: they have names of the ghost workers whose name they use to steal salaries and pay a token to the bearer.

A certain guy had been ont the LGA's payroll for four years (,,back then) before he realized that he was employed ... one other person had been collecting his salary.
These people are terrible

mansakhalifa:
Relax...

It has always been that way with all post-Wenger managers at Arsenal.

They often start off winning the admiration of all fans and neutrasl alike before fumbling and wobbling away.

I expect to see Arteta following in that same pattern pretty soon.

The internet never forgets, 2021 will bear witness

FavRicc:
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I think you should feed it with something different.
Mine eats a combination of pellets and carrots and some days ago wifey noticed that she has not been eating or drinking. I started feeding her spaghetti and boom ! She was voraciously consuming it. Last night she was hyper active and very disturbing too but she is fine now

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AND THIS FUXKERY MADE IT TO NAIRALAND'S FRONT PAGE ?
!!!

HOW THE MIGHTY HAS FALLEN

This is mediocrity of the highest order

@crafteck !!! Thumbs up for this thread.
Funny how I am just discovering this after the journey ended. Anyways, that is business life.

A young boy in my area approached me to finance one for him and I am unwilling to stake more than 300k for a start.

I did the business myself about 20 years ago, before going to Uni and it was worth it. Thus I am willing to give this lad the pedestal I Never had and see what he makes out of it. If he turns out good, I will pump cash in it, otherwise, I will sell off. I couldn't get your number, I would have loved to chitchat. My WhatsApp is 08026144703 cheers

opetobi:
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I have an old one for sale, that I have not used in ages.
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THIS
IS
NOT
NIGERIA !!!

THIS HAPPENED IN BIAFRA

The number of people viewing this topic is comparable only to world cup final

That said, I escaped this debacle with my first son, largely because he was not breastfed at all, so I made sure he started sleeping alone as early as five months thereabouts, but it was my duty to attended to him in the midnights. I am not so lucky with the second one, he is a total mother-sucker!!! He can suck breast for all the randy boys on Nairaland. Hence, currently 9momths old, he has been sharing the bed with us. But lately he has been having catarrh and had to sleep on a makeshift space, with his mom.

Bro, your needs are equally important in the marriage, and that includes sex!
You need to have a sit down with madam and let her know that this situation is capable of ruining your marriage.

Even without a mom or dad, those kids would be fine, but you and your wife need these days of your youthful energy.

Go back to your bed,
Send the older kid to her room, a granny's or boarding school (when she reaches the age)

Heloct:
I'm 31st o.

So rare. Who's with me?

I!! Aye Cap'n the real 31/10 in here is me

dauddy97:
Good evening Nairalanders.

I am dying in silence

I discovered that I had pile during my secondary School days (2014). I didn't even know this has been on me for long, until I went to defecate with a friend of mine in the bush. Immediately he saw that red flesh coming out on my anus. He shouted "What is this!!". That was when I knew I had PILE.

I told my mum about this. She said she noticed something like that from the day I was given birth to. She said, she didn't keep quiet, and she asked the nurses what was in my anus. The nurses replied that, "it is normal" That it will still leave there. Now, I am in my twenties. This thing is now paining me seriously. In fact , I can't defecate easily.

Please, nurses and doctors in the house, come to my aid.

Note: I noticed that, I ejaculate within 3 to 4 mins during sex. I don't know maybe it's because of the pile?

Also, I have used and inserted some drugs (Anosoid or so, I can't really remember it spelling) recommended by a general hospital doctor yet, this thing is still stubborn. I have also visited Alagbo (herbal). In fact, The money wasted can't just be mentioned.

This night, I discovered the that its now out itself. Since all these while, it has been in, I only feel or see it while defecating.

I can't just imagine what people have been saying. like, "I wont be able to impregnate a lady" and all sorts of things like that.

Pls, help your boy.

Help for wider view .

I will appreciate all comments, remedy, solution, cure etc just to get this out of my anus.

The cure is in efinrin + ogogoro juice
Get a handful EFINRIN (I think it is called scent-leave) leaves. Rinse it with clean water and add ogogoro Schnapps to the leaves.
Use the Schnapps to squeeze juice off the leaves.

Drink this concoction as long as your alcohol tolerance level permits

Come back here to thank *me* God when you are healed

I also know cheap and highly effective home remedies for the following:

Low Sperm Count

Stomach Ulcer

Gonorrhea

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Oh I dare to say that you are ignorant in alleging that I have merely read a few law books.

oshiokpu:
Oga they never said this was a defense, but rather a press release that was meant to comment generally on the issue at hand and to control the reputational damage being done to their client on media outlets . Criminal defense doesn't happen on social media or any kind of media rather it happens in the court of law. And I believe you read where they said they are prepared to defend the charges in court because until a conviction is made, that is all they are. So don't come here and attempt to show off because you read a few legal books. Nobody likes a showoff and you're not more knowledgeable than a corporate law firm whose Portfolio includes multinationals et cetera.

popsy2:
Okay. Let's settle this for you. Can we trade places?
As for me, a day will come when I shall leave this country and the only thing I will miss will be my flight back to Nigeria.

I don't know who needs this but if you are In need of CAC company registration, Business Name registration, Trustees, NGO, NAFDAC number on your products etc, talk to us at www. Lawlab. Com. ng
The interesting part is that consultation is free of charge. Yes! Free of charge.

If you are planning to leave Nigeria and never return, why should anybody in Nigeria do business with you/? What is to say that you will not take the incorporation fees and japa

teejoyz:
Wetin concern me with DStv,when I ve my mobdro

Guy!! Abeg which channel on Mobdro go show the match ?

This is a useless piece of paper, it has no value in law and it is flawed on many angles.
1. It is not signed by a lawyer,
2. It does not bear an NBA seal, and
3. The charge sheet is out
4. This publication does not amount to a defense to the criminal indictment. See the indictment sheet