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Migines:
Sure dude

tope_teadr:
Bigger boy, i dey feel u like mad.

God bless u my boys

Tawa jowo ma binu si mi jare

Eranko ni bobo ti won n pe ni ajileko yen.

Ma binu pe mi ko le gbe e lo si Barcelos ni last week bi a se ma n se ni every week.

Na today??

You sound like a good candidate.
kindly send your picture to me at biggerboy@juicycontractfrombankole.com

ituen:
cheiii

i don die

Post ur full sixe picture.
Hope you dont have tribal marks

Ituen's letter is not signed.Mine is.

So mine is the authentic one.Ituen only stole my idea and got to the system first.

Migines:
@biggerboy
i like that strategy
"when things fck u up, try fck things up"

u dey feel me?

its difficult to get an automatic bullet and difficult to get a manual bulldog

Hey My Tessybaby,

I know this is a very long letter and its meant exclusively for you because I know u’ll read every letter in it.

My dearest, sweetest, fondest, fantastic, extra-ordinary, paragon of beauty a.k.a TESSYBABY. I hope this letter meets you in a fabulous state of metabolism, if so doxology. My principal aim of writing this letter to you is to gravitate your mind towards a matter of global and universal importance, which had been troubling my soul.

The matter is so important. Even as I am writing, my adrenaline is 100% on the ritcher scale, my temperature is rising, the windvane of my mind is pointing north, south and east at the same time; the mirror in my eyes has only your divine image. Indeed when I sleep, you are the one in my medulla oblongata, and I dream about you. I went out to sea in my dream, and saw you; surrounded by H2O and in your majesty rose from the abdomen of the sea like Yemoja, the avatar of beauty. Oh, Lord be with us! We are thy servants.

As you can see, I’m in a serious dilemma. And I want you to take my matter seriously. At this junction, what our Lord said on this matter is germane. He says we should ask, and we shall be given; we should seek and we shall find; and that we should knock, and it will be opened unto us. I am this 14th day of the eleventh month in the year of our Lord, two thousand and seven, asking, seeking and knocking at your door. My prayer is that thou should open so that thy servants can enter. I want to wake up in the morning and see only your face.

I want you to be the sugar in my tea, the only fly in my ointment, the butter on my bread, the grey matter in my system, the oxygen in my head, the planet of my universe, the wall clock of my room, the conveyor belt of my soul. I pray that you realize the gargantuan nature of my predicament. If you refuse, my life will be like tea without sugar, snail without shell, xmas goat without horns; in fact I’d become an orphan. In fact I’ll kill myself. What is life if I can’t wake up in the morning and behold your face? You model of pulchritude, patiently created by God on a Sunday morning before he went on a deserved holiday.

Please TESSYBABY, let me be your Romeo. Make me the Adam to your Eve. Shakespeare said it all: if music be the food of love, play on. I want to emphasize, universally and responsibly, that you are love itself. You are the metaphor, oxymoron, thesis, antithesis, irony, gerund, conjunction and the adverb of love.

At this juncture, let me also say that the geography of your body is a permanent alleluia. Not form your body, ammonia, urea and iodine – you are too beautiful for that. What I can see in your body is milk and honey. At this juncture, brevity is the soul of wit. A stitch in time saves nine. Procrastination is the thief of time. An opportunity once lost can never be regained. Make hay while the sun shines. All that glitters is not gold. A journey of a thousand years begins with one step. What God has put together – let no man put asunder. To be a man is not an easy task even if God’s time is the best.

But time waits for no one. A man without love is like a fish out water. I know that you are a sagacious girl. If you like the veracity of what I am saying, please fill the questionnaire below and let me have it pronto. The mark at the bottom of this page is a kiss from me to you.

I remain
Your beloved, faithful, loyal,
One and only admirer
BIGGERBOY

Bros,u try

I just got a contract from Honorable Dimeji Bankole ,the Speaker of the House OF Representatives to find a wife for him so he can finally say good bye to bachelorhood on or before 31st of december this year.I have therefore decided to limit my search to nairaland.Any interested lady on nairaland (except ennyluv and naijagurly) should briefly apply here ASAP so i can screen them before making my recommendations to the speak

ituen:
Well biggerboy, for that, i'll not pay your school fees this term. your not ashamed of urdelf. your mates are in university and u parade aroung obalene bustop with your friends. I eeven heard u formed a cult.
more grease to your elbows

The main reason for forming the club is so as to deal with you.

Ituen,how come you know so much about me

Bros,u try.

Egbon Ituen,ow u dey
Have u seen the animal called show baboon in recent times?

*still wonders how show baboon,an animal still claims to be the father of my baby* can an animal produce a human baby

showbobo:
copy and paste ,HERE I COME.

Show baboon,can you pretend to be okay for once?

;d :d ;d ;d :d

;d :d ;d :d

A baboon laugh for a human being?you 'll need to be upgraded first.But its so unfortunate such help is not coming your way!!

showbobo:
BIGGERFOOL stop mocking your buddy ENYIMBAFAN.He's not stupid, he's possessed by a retarded ghost.

An animal will never cease to be one.Show baboon ,can you just pretend to be a human being for one?(even though we now know what you are)

arsenalfan:
Scally wag
Omen had dealt with you.Am sure if he had known earlier that you are just a worthless baboon,he wouldnt have wasted that much effort.

*[sup][/sup]serves him right*

Rich Dad:
@Biggerboy,
Mo ro wipe o n lala ti o ba rimi ni car wash a je wipe mo lo fo X5 mi ni .Iyana iba ko,iyana malaria ni
Ki ni o fe?se owo no abi connection? bere a o si fi fun oooo

Iro lo n pa,iwo lo fo Prado Jeep mi ni ose to koja.

PRINCE A3:
biggerboy, o 2 much jo, iwo gangan lomo odua rere. bami orunmila yio si ran lowo.

Now, a fieje chief oyebuse of the house.

Eledumare a wo e dagba fun mi

showbobo:
chei^{*Tope has tapped the wrong cord in his pee brain*}

I would have replied you but that will be tantamount to eqauting myself to a baboon that you are.You are 'show baboon"

Meanwhile,show baboon dont even think that your sister will be considered in this search cos am sure she will be a baboon like you

His name is actully 'show baboon'.the idiot escaped from the zoo

inxx:
@shoebobo i mean schoolbobo abi na schoolboy
take the log off your eyes first before ever thinking of taking out the speck off some 1 elses eyes.
have u ever said something meaningful for u entire life

come sow the money into my life!!

autobag:
viberman:
I love your style, that will be a bite in my hand!!! So, please give me true figure to consider if you really have.

Bros,where are you from and how well do you see?
The guy's name is viperman not viberman

Have u ever tried gbegiri with rice?