Suga_Lips:

Too bad the demons are attacking surgar lippy instead of me Suga_Lips. Sucks for surgar lippy. . . and you. *Shoots Revive in the head at close range, she dies without knowing what killed her*

But Revive was not harmed because she's covered with the blood,Brother biggerboy was tempted to call down fire from heaven to consume suga_lips for her stubborness

Revive:

Hahahah Revive has no twin!

Shatters the demonic spirit that is influencing Sugar mouth lips. Sends her the Christmass salvation.

suga choose hell rather

Yinkwamo:

Nna men wot a write up, but you could have spent your time doing better things wit your life other than writing letters.

like what you are currently doing with your life

My tessy has become something else

the effect of joblessness

What are the terms?

Migines:

Thanks

For what

how much?

My dad's wedding suit

Is it appropriate for a guy to wear a pink top?

I love blue.I mean different shades of blue

brownsilk:

from my great great great grand fore fathers ^{2 months later i became pregnant for saucekid, we are goin to have our first son, ohhhh am so glad}

After 7 months,brownsilk gave birth to a 3 legged baboon

*who can tell me how to snatch dakore from this guy* -thinking to himself

Being a juju man,biggerboy quickly fixed his head again and killed mig,not willing to take chances,he slaughtered him and caught him into pieces and also threw the pieces into the lagoon,at this point brownsilk woke up and kissed biggerboy passionately ,clinging to him and thanking him for saving her life

Migines:

@sweet
if YOU had ne sense of humour u'll knw that his post waz meant to be funy. This is nairaland jokes arent always bout roses.

Please tell her again.

Biggerboy apperas from behind and snuffed life out of mig,saw the unconscious body of brownsilk and felt her pulse,she was still breathing,he carried her into a nearby hut

see your life !!

spora:

Jokes apart guys. Is it really true?

If true, I have to give testimony in the church. That means no present for Jane, Mary, Alimat, Aisha, Tope , Ifeoma, Ruth, Titi, Folake and Taibat.

What I have for them is ABSENT.

@poster
Can't we also postpone New year and Sallah?. Please ask the source of this good news.

.
I pity you!! Your eye go soon clear.

*Biggerboy arrives again with his charms,this time in company of Rev. King who has a live cobra on his head*

not again!!

Biggerboy destroys all of them with his charms turning them to goats,dogs,chimpazee etc

aisha2:

I could change jobs but i would still work in the same field.

same here.i love marketing communication which is what i practice but wouldnt mind changing my present place of work

Biggerboy walks in

Suga, have ou forgotten that some of us here are old enough to be your sugar daddy?

Migines:

*entaz d war zone sees biggerboy making a full of himself and silences him wit a a .37*

*Being a herbalist,the .37 had no effect on biggerboy,raging with furry,biggerboy turns migine to a baboon*

guess you should just keep your God forsaken daughters to yourself

After successfully turning saucekid to a goat with his juju,biggerboy sold him to  Iya Basira Food canteen,the goat was killed the following day and sold as ogufe to the customers.

Clemcy and migines,you are just fooling yourselves!!

*begins to chant incantations - eyi ta wi fogbo logbo ngbo,eyi ta wi fogba logba ngba,yio bale yio bale ni labalaba fin n wo gbo, *

Spoilt kid,you better be careful before i turn you to a goat

tessybaby:

look at what u all have turned my precious love letter into!

just wait till Ituen comes back _{praying he actually does}

Hey baby,you dont need any ITUEN when am here.What do you want from a castrated man