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I regret to announce to you that ITUEN got castrated accidentally last night.That is why he is not keen about getting married to tessy again.

showbobo:
@BIGGERBOY

i saw ITUEN at the motor park this morning boarding a bus to OKIJA SHRINE.You're in big trouble

iTUEN was going to the shrine to see the blessing of the priests for my mariage to Tessybaby.He has also agreed to drive the couple (Biggerboy and Tessybaby) around on our wedding day.

ndubest:
I HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE GOING INTO?
PR sounds so sweet but surely there is more to it that meets the eye
do you have the mind for it
don't thinks its just smiling with an open teeth
i wish you well but look before you leap
AMERICANS PREFER TO GIVE IT A BETTER NAME "LOBBYING" so that you know what you are going into
but here its something else with the BEAUTIFUL NAME "PR"
good luck man

Thats a misrepresentation?How can you equate PR with lobbying?Am sure you are not a practitioner

You all can see that Ituen has kept quiet meaning that he has left my Tessy from.I willappreciate if all other intruders keep off!!!

No,he takes Kunu and fried frog

clemcykul:
keep wondering till u become wonder-fool

Please watch your mouth

More applications please!!

clemcykul:
@biggerboy nothing do you

how u go say notin do u when u don expire

Wewtin i do u now?

I am the real man and i promise to take care of you!!

only a dumb person will post this in the jokes section!!!

Felt exactly the same way!!

Gbokukueba sounds like a fellow daystar member.Congrats anyway!!

You are no doubt very good.But the price still scares me

Naijagurly:
was this supposed to be funny? because I forgot to laugh

Because the joke describes you? *just wondering o *

Good lesson from that.

But it shouldnt have been here my dear.This is jokes section

chiegemba:
Should i attach my resume 4 enchanced and speedy qualification "kiddin" Gud Luck on your search though!
_{funny thread}

PLS DO.

Come,wait a minute,were you not the lady that got pregnant for your madam's husband in iyana iba last year?

Rich Dad:
Iwo bobo wi,se o kin gboran ni?? eleyi lo ma je igba ikeyin ti mo ma kilo fun lori Tawa,Ti o ba fe kan abuku jawo

Richdad,motor mi tun ti doti o.Se o ma wa ni shop nirole ki o le ba mi fo?
Tawa,mo hope pe baby mi n kick sha.

Rich Dad:
Biggerboi abi wetin be your name ? You see your life

Nothing do me!!!

dablessed:
Hehehe, notin wey them no go post for nairaland,

Anyway mr consultant biggerboy, you aint representing your client well i must say, can you tell us more about him? What's the catch? The fact that he is the speaker of the house is not enough for the girls to jump at him, Abeg post his full profile jare,

U no get TV? You should have been seeing my client on TV everyday.Anyway,I sont think I will consuder you for him because I learnt you dropped out of Primary School.Anyway,The guy also needs a maid ,maybe you can apply for that.

NYSC has just acquired IMF

Are you in lagos?can i pay 3k for one?

You can contact showbobo in d jokes section of nairaland

It means after each quarrel every year,d guy apologizes and in the process of trying to pacify the woman,he ends up impregnating her

mdsocks:
who told you ,did he inform you

He's my client.i know him very well.You can try At*ku.

You are too much!!!

sicky:
i am cool and tall i have a good job but i hate politicians i only like bigger boy so if he is game then i m lay

You are most welcome *grins from ear to ear*

mdsocks:
he he kasala don bust

bigger boying could i applied?

sorry the speaker is not gay.look for your mate elsewhere

*all eyes on me*

No be my fault.

Abeg,make una beg oga make he waive the carryover for me

O se my dear

iwajay:
i'm the job consultant that would do the first screening before i turn you over to biggerboy. So i get to peruse before biggerboy then the speaker guy. You girls can apply though www.iwajayscreeningblahblah.com

Emperoh:
I will give you the necessary tips on what to present to Biggerboy to be shortlisted for the final interview. My consultancy fee is just You$D100. Guaranty assured.

Not so fast !! You guys are rogues and fraudsters.

Disclaimer:Emperoh and Iwajay have never been and will never be staff of Biggerboy inc.Anybody that transacts business with them especialy as regards the screening of babes for the speaker does it at his or her own risk

richo:
lol this jokes are funny men! thumbs up iteun, some fools post all kind of shit in this place that is ment for jokes.i dey laff u biggerboi. rusty old thing? gaddam thats sooooooooooo funny!!!!!

Richoco abi wetin b ur name?Na me u dey yab?

Na true o.I don even 4get say i get outstanding carryover