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freezy:
In your dreams! the Next time you put my name in such a forum without due consultation, I'll have you circumcised (or re-circumcised) as the case may be you. . .

Maybe outright castration for showbobo wont be a bad idea.

You guys need to see this thread,I believe it should be in the jokes section.Its so hillarious

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-86602.0.html

arsenalfan:
Dora Akinyuli to marry Lamidi Adedibu on Dec 23rd ,2007

I will like to be there.Obasanjo is the best man and Ngozi Okonjo Iweala the chief brides maid

A round of applause for you

Rich Dad:
Oro iwo bobo small boi iy ko lesi .Tawa Mi,bawo ni? mo ti miss e gan ni o

Biku lo loko bi takute ni,

Na jealous woman like naijagurly fit do that

*looks at the baby on thw woman's back,was surprised to find out it's ITUEN*

showbobo:
chei.Ituen don suffer o ^{taking out #50 from his pocket and giving Ituen,poor boy}

*quickly snatches the N50 from Ituen and gives it to a beggar passing by,who quickly dashes off before Ituen could recover*

showbobo:
@Biggerboy

i still never leave Tessy for you completely.You better start praying and fasting Monicamony falls for me.

I'll do exactly that.Cant share my Tessy with anybody

chiegemba:
"hmm" just 10? u need 2 work harder. Dont think your client with b impressed with d outcome ooo
_{besides your pikin wants a get 2gether reunion 2 know his dad}

See me see trouble o,which pickin?

Aiphie:
*whispers to self* hope I'm not late yet.

Hey Mr consultant see me here.
Believe me, I am every thing your client needs and more.

*smiles and flutters eyelash*

Kindly send your picture.I heard you modelled for Adex pure water,is it true?

showbobo:
@BIGGERBOY

Ituen is expecting you to ROGER him.just give him some money for food,he's hungry

A man that has no work should not eat,that's what my bible says.

showbobo:
chei,i'm falling in love with this Monicamony girl already o

ole!!

Give an idea of your price

Things have turned around and thereis areversal of roles now.Ituen is now my boy!!

you've raised the bar.

About 10 delectable nairaland ladies have beenshortlisted for the first round of screening by my client.The list will be relaesed soon.Others can still apply though

i tire for you o

tessybaby:
I am the QUEEN here
_{so it's obvious who the king is-my guy}

God bless you my dear

bigboy2006:
@poster
see nairaland ladies the guy get HIV make una no marry the guy ooo ok.fine

No spoil market for me o!!How can you say my client has got HIV? Why do you always wish every body suffers the same fate as you.In case you need our help,I will tell my client to buy ARV drugs for you.

oge4real:
I am not interested in being his wife, so is there a vacancy for the post of mother- inlaw?

My Client can not marry that your daughter with cross eyes

showbobo:
i pledge to the whole of Nairaland,to rule you like a good leader.e.g.Saddam Hussein,George Bush,General Sani Abacha,Idi Amin e.t.c

over my dead body!! Am the king around here!!

I'm back and better.None can separate me and my Tessy

dis is d worst from ituen

2black:
Ijo ti mo jo yen o to rara,
Pe mo ritaya iro nlanla,Eni omo jojo jawo nbe
sare ba mi mu ni toni lowole
Omode yi seki bodi
Se bawon bisi bodi,

omo rijo lo baraje
eh eh eh
its bubbling
ko ma bubble o
sukusuku bambam
eni to ba wu ko be
eyin tijinle pampam

is this how to solicit for adverts?

People still dey do HND?

Too long

Ladan Boso

To ba wu richdad ko binu ko forisole.

And dat boy they pretend say e no get money

More application please!!