ademiller:

@bigger boys. Hello female here.

And what can i do for you?

clemcykul:

buhahhahahha foolish men

more than foolish!

Na wah o

You no know im house?

Wetin showbobo do you?

Oh God!!

point and kill

i didnt get the joke,could someone please shed some light?

Nice one

clemcykul:

for where u ask

wats that sppose to mean anyway

clemcykul is my best friend

how can i be jealous of my own boys

clemcykul:

am just dumb

u have just displayed your hypocritic mind, and wicked tots

thanks for the insult!

SO SORRY IF YOU ARE UPSET!

so so sad!!

and FRSC?

Ma worry,sebi a ma rira ni weekend yii

ademiller:

d famous ituen. ow u doing? you're one of the best jokers in nairaland, your ma mentor.
thanks guys.

Meanwhile, i trained Ituen
so both of you are my boys!!!

clemcykul:

indeed c'mon sense isnt common

i love irish potato wid eggs guess what i'll have u for dinner

U go fit chop am?You wey you don dey used to akpu and okporoko! *quickly runs away*

For where?

mumu!

Tawa,kini gbogbo nkan ti o n so jade lenu yii?
Sebi o so pe emi nikan ni tele

clemcykul is just d*mb !!

where is my tessy?

"looks like am enjoying this' *he tells himself*

gboyi:

Hi everybody in the house no one they speak my own yoruba.
Moki dede yin libe ao ji bi esi hunre l ma seyin lagbara bami oke, dede wa re ma kore oko dele lagabara awon agbagba bami yi so ile aiye ro. Dede omo Egba eyi bawa lori ero yi koma wipe ase dede wa re ma sorire alai ba wipe akoni dagba oriwo re alayen ti daru.

E o kuku ni pa mi lori nairaland.Ewo tun ni ti egba bayi o?awon ebi obasanjo re wa !

what will you do if you are acused of being who you are not? *d guy is just thinking aloud*

Mind sending me a mail at delecaleb@yahoo.com.I work with a foremost event management company in lagos with years of experience.my phone no is 08035747746.lets see what we can do together.

clemcykul:

give a woman an inch shell demand for a yard!

q woman like clemcykul?

clemcykul:

@biggerboy i know you

u are Tope Teadr changed your ID

but u can never hide your character!

A leopard can never change its spot!

Used to think you are smart clemcykul.Now i know better

Rich Dad:

Ose pupo Bim Bim so ki lon sele ni olu ilu wa Abj??

Aisinile ologini,ile wa dile ekute *shakes his head sadly*

Ta lo to bee lati ba mi du Tawa?

stupid! silly! bulshit!!
You are really a bad omen

This joke was just posted this morning by auwal,its titled 'you have two cows"
kindly endeavour to read 'available' jokes before posting your own