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Kpookuta my great friend RIP, we have waited for your return ,but we never get to see you again, i miss you bro.

Had it been it happened here in Nigeria, blames will be on GEJ, but it happened in France the French are not blaming there president ooo, hope we learn from this. Errmmm before I forget GEJ till $1 to 1 naira.

pasino26:
Were it from someone else I would have given reasons why it will be impossible for an atm machine to dispense counterfeit naira notes. But an atm machine in Omoku Rivers State after series of withdraws yesterday 19/2/15 dispensed a counterfeit #1000 note. It was a shocker. I immediately alerted the security men there, they advised I wait till 8am when the bank usually opens and all other witnesses around were filled with awe. Finally they opened their doors to customers around 8:30am I walked in and got a bigger surprise; the senior officer or operations manager said there's a possibility I had it on me that I should write a complaint and attach the note (story for the gods). So my dear good people of NL. How do I handle this? I still have the note with me. Lest I forget, there and then a security guard offered me #500 for that same note but I refused. My anger was the attitude of the customer relations officer and whoever the operations manager was for saying I had it on me. I had to collect phone numbers of people who witnessed the incident. So give me the best way to get them not to make such expensive mistake again.

It happens, it had happened in my presence before in an UBA ATM in ikotun in lagos, so OP it's not new, even when they still paying out dollars in western union, they still pay fake dollars, just have a proof and witness anyway.

Time will tell, this same Dele Momodu, that was seeking the president's attention during his daughter's wedding last year, He was looking for an opportunity to even have a handshake with GEJ, I was there live and shook my head, now is here talking rubbish, me no even blame them when my late bros Gen Abacha was in charge they all ran away oooo, even Tinubu that is forming actor and boss now they where no were to be found. Abeg bros GEJ give me chance to help you deal with this mofos.

Valentine day come, kiss my ass and fly inside the red sea, money no dey, am sure she will understand, I can't come and kill my self.

Rev. Chris Okotie
The founder and presiding pastor of Household of God Church International Ministries, Pastor Chris Okotie has said that President Goodluck Jonathan’s declaration for the 2015 presidential election on November 11, 2014 has occult  significance.

Okotie, who wrote on his Facebook page on Friday, emphasised that the exact date the President made his declaration had a ritualistic undertone.

He said, “The implication of Dr. Jonathan’s declaration on that day (11-11-2014) has occult significance. When the number is repeated, it takes a greater ritualistic intensity.

“In this case, we have 11-11-11, because when you add the date 11-11-2014 as a year together, you arrive at 11 also. This is in consonance with occult numerology.

“In the pre-natural world, the number 11 is a powerful occult number, it represents judgment, destruction and death of man. Each digit in the 11-11-2014 date, when added together, viz: 1+1+1+1+2+0+1+4, you get 11. That’s why the declaration was done on 11/11/2014, which is the highest level of occult numerology.

“This sacred number in the occult world demonstrates an appeasement of the powers of darkness to favour the supplicant. The name of Satan in Latin is LVX. L is 50, V is 5 and X is 10. When you add that together, you get 65. When you add 6 + 5, you get 11. Satan’s number is 11.”

He said the question would be whether the President’s declaration was orchestrated by occult considerations or a mere coincidence.

In answering the question, Okotie said, “Since 11 represents judgment, destruction and death of man, can we extrapolate from the experiences of President Goodluck Jonathan’s administration so far that number 11 has been prevalent in our nation? Has there been spiritual judgment, has there been destruction and death on a large scale? You, be the judge.

While comparing the President to some rulers in the Old Testament in the Bible, he noted that the President did not belong to the Davidic genealogy but to the house of Saul and invoked the spirit of Jeroboam.

He said, “President Jonathan does not belong to the Davidic genealogy; he belongs to the house of Saul and invokes the spirit of Jeroboam. He swears by the Lord and Malcham. He that hath an ear let him hear.”

While calling on the church and the Christian community to beware, he said, “If the Church of Jesus Christ appreciates this understanding, they’ll be more reluctant to gravitate in the direction of President Jonathan, even though the leadership of CAN and PFN have made a subtle endorsement of his candidacy.”

Hello NLanders,

There is this girl in my office, though i got to submit my CV through her, because she is a GF to my Friend, so basically i came into the company through her, so my issue here is that the girl doesn't greet me, she waits for me to say hello or even greet her, Age wise am older, academically i go more qualifications than her, my post in the office is higher than her, am the Business Development Manager and she is just the PA to the MD,

So i want to know, do i greet her first or just let her be and pretend i didn't see her.

please you candid opinions

Cheers

Hello NL family

How is life treating you friends? my good friends please i need your suggestions and professional advice on this issue bothering me.

I have a B.Sc in Economics and statistics, but recently i developed flair to study engineering, but do to my age (am 32) am thinking it would be take too much time to get the certificate since it 5years course, so this is what i have thought of.

Going back to university to do a part time program on Engineering course
Going to Nigeria open university to do a part-time program on Engineering course

so i had a chat with a friend he advice i do a Project management program (PMP) after that i do COREN and i would be certified to works as an engineer.

So please friends is this possible or what do you guys think would be better idea.

Please give a brother the best advice

Thanks

1st.deolaw:
Please guys I need your advice and information.
I am a young man planning on relocating to Abuja from Lagos. I am still trying to be upright financially (not financially strong. Main reason for my relocation).
I would like to know:
1. The cost of renting a self-contained apartment (small size o).
2. How high food stuffs are.
3. Cost of transportation around town.
4. Secuirity strenght .
Thank you as your help a brother/son

Bro same time last year, I was in your position and I must let you know I didn't regret it, Abuja seems expensive buh more calm than Lagos, transportation in abuja is not as expensive as Lagos, the only expensive thing here is housing,also the houses are worth the price at times, getting a job is pretty difficult buh with time you will be sorted, the only thing is to believe in yourself and have the winning mentality, and don't forget this,you need a good friend to accommodate you before you can find your feet, but if you have funds, you can get an accomodation ranging from 100-300k one room self-contain, Bro life is good in Abuja. Welcome on board , don't be afraid your mate full here dey hustle .

Let me make it clear to you OP, the name Jesus is used everywhere and we also have earthly being bearing the name, so if you want to make that name effective when you pray, then it has to be IN JESUS CHRIST name and not in IN JESUS name cos we have many Jesus, so be informed .

ighoosagie: make coach Ali Doustimehr apologize for his comment.



If its sen ted Cruz , u guys would say it's insult to our integrity , just within 10days Nigeria has been labeled for cheating and fraud frm different continent.

This types of comments would be heard continuously inside n outside the country, until we learn to do things right without cheat and fraud.


We all know dat a real 17yrs old in nija can't kick real leather football , more less of shooting the ball from outside d 18yard to get a spectacular goal.


Niger make una dey fear God

Guy sharap, what do u mean, that a 17yrs old can not kick football?? Naija boys are well fed oooo, so no go think am mugu

Hello Nlanders , have been wanting to ask you for opinion on the subject above, is smoking really bad habit, because most people tend to frown at people that smokes and call them irresponsible?? Please share your view on this . Tanchu

Am facing such situation right now, my younger brother just got married last month and the reason she rushed it was because the wife is pregnant and now 2 friends where lashing me on bbm and even insulting me that,am useless that is why my younger brother got married before me, I had to return it back to them real hard also,

As for me there is nothing wrong, after all life na per head,

Thanks

Abeg make perdon see that petition na,there is no Ajao Estate in Anthony Village.

fagamite: DUde, its better to be a slave in America than be a king in Nigeria. True talk. There is nothing going on in Nigeria, America on the other hand is just out of this world

I pity you,u want to be a slave in America,infact u r just a low self esteem individual,u better u know what u are asking for mugu

Ji_sun_pack: And how much did p square paid rick ross? person!

P-square paid Rossy 100k dollars to feature in the song

Ji_sun_pack: Another ibo fool chatting rubbish. By the way, why is It that you ibo fools hate dbanj? Why are you fools not complaining when snoop dogg featured him? Oh, beacause donjazzy wad around, right?

I guess because he has kicked out the leech sucking his blood. Where is mohits after dbanj left? in the casket dead and buried!

Your god donjazzy produced trash called album with his alleged "super talented" mavin crew. fools

Snoop Dogg didn't feature D'Banj rather Mo'hit paid Snoop Dogg 1 million dollar to feature in there song,

Ji_sun_pack: If una like carry una mouths chop shyt, Dbanj is the greatest and most successful musician in Nigeria presently.

Wait until dem carry Grammy give am. fools

Hey D'Banj is good and I like him,buh don't ever in ur entire life,in this generation and in the next to come say he is the most successful or the greatest musician in Nigeria,because he shoe no near many musicians in Nigeria,where did u keep FEMI,2face,KSA,guy abeg make u leave sentiment here joor,

bashr8: did they pay kanye west 3million dollars or did kanye west pay them ? you dont pay to be signed it is the other way round.

He (D'Banj)paid 3 million dollars to Kanye West and also 1 million dollar to Snoop,so our own very Ejanla don F up big time

bandiejay: i will advice i go die to do Dna of that pikin cos that boy fine pass am no be small .... kiddin

Shut up joor,at list I know the girl from her house till even when she got pregnant for I go die,am a friend to her family,the elder brovas are my friends till date,so na she born d child

sanchez4eva: If Liverpool play lyk they did last week then Arsenal wld win because Liverpool's defence go leak die....The problem with Arsenal is that the last 2 teams-Stoke and Sunderland played a defensive game and were content with a draw but if Liverpool try to attack then Arsenal will score at least 2...Also Liverpool shld be wary of counter attacks frm Arsenal and Arsenal shld guard against defensive lapses...My Prediction Arsenal 2 Liverpool 1...Giroud or Podolski must score today

You are very right man.

You sucks,go get a life u low life nigga

Ekans: Am not a liverpool fan,but i dislike arsenal and their foolish fans with a passion.Go liverpool Go.

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fados4sure: Na you get your mount oh!
Why i called her on Sunday was to tell her that i will buy the form on Monday an drop it somewhere close to her work.. So, she can go an collect it at her convience but to no avail.

Guy talk true, u want match her joor,and the babe smart pass u,choi see as e dey pain sha

slimur :
U nor ask b4 u toast her. Na after she don reject u, b4 u go find out her weak point. If u want deceive any small gal in d name of G. C. E. Form.. God is watchin u.

Tell am ooooo

fados4sure: I toast her and she agrees then i was inquiring about her education and when she told me, i decide to assist her.. Thank God i harken to all your advise..

So you too dey toast sister for church,anyway God is watching you,maybe the sister too is aware of your future plan,abi na nufin goes for nufin,wey u go start to dey match her banger,so no go wan say stop cos u don pay for GCE exam for her,ma brother na God catch u joor

tigerleggs: Who can say my real name? Prize to be won!

Your real name na :Mallam Adamu katangora mugu

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Why all dis lies na D'Banj is not in d video,I have watched d video over nd over again,so stop hyping the guy,u can watch d video again for urself,mugus

Choi,see topic,see comments,anyway as I dey type dis so ma babe dey ma bed,she came to lagos for wedding nd we must spend time,so come pass d night nd na my parents house I dey so...

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