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El Rufai smart pass Reno naaa...if na wetin you dey vibe ohh. If even he dey clear say na turn turn Asiwaju dey turn pasta reno, the mumu go still dey expect Media aide job from Asiwaju so he go dey carry Ethiopian bitch enter presidential jet....

walahi...this Reno mumu no be here!

Softmirror:
Lol 😂😂😂😂 I think say e affect you nah. But your comparison no compare o.

That is where I have my doubts as to how sensible he "Reno" actually is! Even a loyal hog like Bayo isn't considered for the job na one snitching werey wey fail as a husband and on the easiet hustle in Nigeria; church business!, naim dem want give the job? Common.... jokes apart, I know pasta Reno is too dumb to even realize and figure out why the ex-wife suddenly woke up from their divorce matter!

before anyone fit be mumu, make he try come from a rich & powerful family biko! otherwise the person go be like pasta Reno!

psucc:
Once you accept to be an informant or snitch on someone for a pay, you're already a useless man to the person you worked for. Reno was planted in Atiku's camp from where he gave intels to Tinubu.

He can never be trusted by same Tinubu because he may also worked against him from within given any higher pay

Bros a beg no vex ehh. I just dey draw a comparison based on the format wey Asiwaju dey use.....

Softmirror:
And how El-Rufia take affect you wey you come dey mention am?

I heard na Bros seyi vow say no soap go reach he hand for disgracing his popsy..... Pasta Reno behaves like a traumatized child, he doesn't know where to draw the line. If na you be Bros seyi, tell me if you will feell comfort with someone who made a caricature of your dad I'll health? common?? . let's be fair biko

Salewa97:
The man wey no gree make others rest, the wind blowing his secrets was bound to happen.

How many times did he call for the head of ex president Buhari?

The tables have turned

as a good man wey I be, I don't stand on the way of another person. I no be like una. If Asiwaju change mind give am, how does that affect anyone? But I trust Asiwaju.....Reno no even follow for people wey he dey consider.....

Na El Rufai format dem dey use for am....... They were turning El Rufai up & down until Bichi gave him heads up, Bros say he no want Minster work again..... .

For these kind things, Asiwaju sabi am well.

Softmirror:
If they officially give Reno that job ehn. Ha, hmmm...the cry will be too much.

in Bulablu language!

SHEAU:

Omoooo..... shame go kee pasta Reno once Asiwaju announce a hard core Ronu as media aide, and its not pasta Reno.... omoooo he no go funny ohhhh. Pasta Reno fit turn rogue on Asiwaju......and the fight go sweet well

Hahahahahahaha...nothing dey sweet me like when whites dey call me "sir" or have that racist look, or a comforting look of surprise at what their system brings out about me when a search is run on my Social security number... Just had one a few hours ago! . The thing sweet me wella... Even if I no get money like Elon Must, I am happy with this biko. Nuff said!

Oya miscreants off you go to where rotten corn & cassava is distributed.

etrouble:
OP, if you don’t go and concentrate on your life, then you will beg for food like those before you

Let me laugh with you in Bulablu.....

Tsarbomba:
Poor rhino

Bruhnnnn.... I no send pasta Reno ohhhh. I just hate it when guys dey Jones up & down..... how the mumu think say Asiwaju go give am job sef. After all the things he posted about Asiwaju, even if pasta Reno no get shame, he suppose get sense biko

I dey on Reno side. Asiwaju suppose cut soap for am!

Shadomaan7:
The writer must be a disgruntled person.

Hahahahahhaa..... . They even asked the werey to send his Cv, mumu he go send am. Instead of am to ask them to make him an aide to a powerful Minister...he dey salivate on Aso rock! The excuse has been created. Pasta Reno na wife beater, so he can not speak for the President. The mumu will be blaming the poor lady for blocking his path back to Aso Rock, but the odey no know say na planned work! I seriously loathes guys wey no get sense to see danger on time and aviod it. Once a new media aide is announced and its not pasta Reno, tell me how that Ethiopian bitch go dey look am?

The same trick they used on El Rufai is what they are using on him......Bros midget submit he name as Minister designated, only to get insider Info from his DSS boss brother that a memo came to disqualify him. Poor Reno no get who go give Intel's......

Words of Advice.
If you no come from a powerful & rich family, make sure you go school well, learn & study well, get street OT and most importantly get hand work, otherwise you go be like Reno!

Ashawo wey no get sense, na indomie, fanta, and comfortable room dem go take dey kanck am! And even collect the small change wey dey her hand!

Pasta Reno, no doubt has been such a fervent servant of Asiwaju for quite some time now, after also, after doing damaging revealments on Asiwaju prior to the 2023 elections. Asiwaju handlers came up with an ingenious plan to tame the goat for good, at least for the 4 years Asiwaju would be on seat. The plan was to deprive the opposition the usefulness or uselessness of pasta reno. They simply bought him over with cash, though small money for my standards or for his assumed standard prior to 20215 elections. Not done, they also promised him a media aide job I'f he goes full throttle with madness, like someone they use do sacrifice for Semorika in Akoko Edo.....infact they asked him to dance naked in broad daylight before anything can be done for him. They make sure they starve him off cash....That is the reason why pasta Reno no fit buy better shoe or use polish for the one he manage to get. They promised him heaven and earth, which he also told his Ethiopian prostitue. the bitch don dey feel like her Nigerian prince go soon enter Aso Rock as media aide, and she go begin dey fly presidential jets up & down. Two mumu wey dey build castle with asiwaju poo!

Barely last minute change of mind, a new media aide to Asiwaju would be named, and its not going to be pasta Reno. Now, Team asiwaju is in a fix because openingly denying pasta Reno this job means what yours truly has once wrote about is true, and that they were just ok making sure the clown is not an attacker. But doing it openingly may have some unintended consequences of the shameless clown dragging them wotowoto...and dropping receipts too. But pasta Reno na mumu, forget those words he post, na internet he dey pick them from. Like ashawo wey no get levels, Asiwaju go knack akpako again...this time, naim he ex-wife they go recruit. As a good man myself, I will never stay on the way of anyone good thing is coming to, that is why I am not happy the way Asiwaju and co is treating Reno. Make una cut small soap for am. Na mama born am too!

Here is the real gist!
To avoid Reno's possible wrath as the werey sabi drag well well, with lies and facts too, they have coerced the ex-wife to bring up the beating thing. this was done to technically make him ineligible, just like they did to el rufai.....but the mumu no understand. By technically asking the ex-wife to accuse him of domestic violence, asiwaju and team has put him on the spotlight.....giving them an excuse not to consider him. I am sure they asked the werey to send Cv. mumu begin dey happy. This Igbo man, sense no go kee me biko.

Bros seyi na man you be! You no be asiwaju son for nothing...if you know, you know!

See am na who dey advise una be this....

The two easiest thing in this world to do;
1. Keeping a home, as a married man. Na so so beat beat he dey beat the woman. fine babe like this wey go sweet pass that Ethiopian prostitute wey Arab boys dey fvck anyhow. well, as na the Ethiopian bitch dey feed am....the werey no worry!

2. Pasta work in a country like Nigeria and a continent like Africa. even pasta Eddy, the Instagram fine boy pasta is gathering more convert every day, yet this werey wey don work for Aso Rock before no dey employable, as well as no even fit keep a church. Activism he no fit. Leah Sharibu cash out don run out.......

Be careful who you dey follow or listen to.

AnonPoet:
https://lifestyle.thecable.ng/revealed-how-reno-omokri-was-cleared-of-ex-wifes-abuse-allegation-in-2018/

No body make pim!!!

Someone, off course a Nigerian, comment in another forum that these lazy ass Mzanzis behave like a certain you found in Nigeria, and wont on to make useful comparison even stoking on the cry of alliance from people of that side to team up with South Africans and deal with the Igbos.... omo come see gba gboss.... I don laugh tire.

But why they be like this sef?

sagitariusbaby:
Their death came from their eternal masters the reason why the people are cool with it. They love slaving for other races and slave they will be.

A fiery South African politicians has taken a swipe on his fellow blac, South African born Mzanzis of been the stupidiest folks in the whole African continent. He chastised them of self hate, conquered and traumatized into hating on fellow blacks instead of seeing the real threats as they come.

However, his message didnt go down well with his compatriots as they feel he supports anything Nigerian, loves Nigerians and "might" be a Nigerians.... HAhahahahahahaha

Now, gbegay don bust. Colored; Asian or Causaian mixed race South Africans (immigrants) have shot two black, real South Africans, becuase the poor ladies were searching for expired foods ~ so much for the South Africans, not done, these crazy colored immigrants fed their bodies to their hogs (pigs)...... yuckkkkkkk. Poor hogs....given a treat of their lives with human caderver! No rage from these stewpid South Africans.

Now, let this resonant on you for once. Imagine it was a black immigrant that committed these heinous crimes? Imagine it was a Nigerian? These South Africans reminds me of a certain kind of people in Nigerian who behaves execatly like these oblong headed South Africans. Commenon, don't be a coward in misery, learn to man up and direct ragein the proper direction!

Three men in South Africa are accused of killing two women and feeding their bodies to pigs, sparking public outrage.

The accused, farm owner Zachariah Johannes Olivier, supervisor Andrian Rudolph de Wet, and employee William Musora appeared in court in Limpopo, facing charges of premeditated murder, attempted murder, and illegal firearm possession.

Musora, a Zimbabwean national, also faces immigration charges. The incident occurred in August when the women, Locadia Ndlovu and Maria Makgatho, allegedly trespassed on Olivier's farm to collect potentially expired goods. They were shot and killed, and their bodies were found decomposed in a pigsty.

A man with them survived and alerted police

This your 30k hustle still dey shack you... . go ask idiots wey try the hustle before for update.

EvilMerodack:


Firstly, no reliable news outlet in Nigeria reported any arrest as regards Pity Griiiiiigooory, so this one dey debunk wetin no dey

Secondly, Who goes about arresting a loser? Whats there to arrest?

Its like fighting a man thats being knocked out already... Nobody comes close to a loser, even History doesnt remember them


So he should rest...Nobody send am

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I understand comprehension is quite difficult, but hear it here, Asiwaju himself knows he didnt win the elections, that in no way mean he didnt receive anything vote (s). Where you keep your brain?

Ttalk:
You mean people actually voted Tinubiu,I thought you guys said he didn't win the election?

Egbon that palmy still dey do you somehow? or you dey mistake me for someone else! I will rather campaign for a devil than BAT (Buhari andTinubu).

Common.......on a serious note, someone like me that worked through life go mistake a rotten fruit for fresh fruit? Nawwww

helinues:
The hypocritical part about the op's epistle is , he supported and campaigned for this same president before the election .

The guy na aro mental. One ronu wey i dey run some shit for naim give me update. On a serious note, he is mad, or almost mad, i heard. .

No waste your time on am....

AfonjaConehead:
In ya mind now,You think you are talking?!
E.. gambia

Make i reply person wey dey sick upstairs and jobless at the same time? Hahahahahaha...... And also on a faceless forum, common, no be every idiot i dey reply. These days i dey select the mumu i dey use my free time on free.... make he drop he picture make we see and dey sure say no be one psychia escapee nairaland dey harbour..... .

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Omoo I totally agree with you, just that going to the village seem like a death sentence at the hand of Boko Haram, bandits, skull miners, ugm, kidnappers, Oduduwa agitators and petty thieves.

I will rather they take their chances at the city and starve, than go back to the village, starve before been hack by the aforementioned, don't you think?

Mvnster:
Wetin remain na to increase tax seriously, nigerians want govt to provide free fuel, free education, free hospitals, free power, everything free, like money de fall from heaven.
When hunger choke everybody go find something produce. If city no favor you, go back village and farm.

Omo I just send msg to one awon ndi we will vote him out of he fails to deliver....

The idiot be like he don sell he big phone 📱, just to feed!

They will learn the hard way Biko!

Those warthogs ehhh....the way their speed and hole dey shack them, na so the 30k dey shack these miscreants!

Elusive001:
Your analogy with warthog na perfect.

My dear na we wey dey abroad naim gain ohhh. Since Dem no wan get sense, Omo Asiwaju till 4031....

Kingbuhari:
they will learn in hard way .... 😁😁😁 2015 I campaigned vigorously for Jonathan, they said I am enemy of progress, one of my friend nearly fought me at polling centre because I was trying to convince this man why we must not allow APC to come to power, he supported APC because orji uzor Kalu who happened to be his kinsman convinced them of juicy appointment if APC win. I looked at him, I told him , man of APC managed to find their way in corridor of power I will leave Nigeria for you and them to enjoy, just 6 months of Buhari in power am already on my way to new destinations of no return, this very guy , i used to play with his emotions anytime he asked me of help, i will toy with him for months and at the end i will not give the money but i have forgiven him, but what i do now, i make sure i remind him of his great blunder of that year... I told him I have forgiven u but u see that sin , I will make sure it live with u till the rest of Ur life.... You know Many of them vote base on ethnicity and religious lines, having an Igbo presidency will not add any value to average Igbo person so I don't care if an Igbo become president or not all I want is an enabling environment that I will thrive but so many of other don't understand it that way, if my brother is the president today and he bleeps up, i will be the first to criticise him ... But since we are not ready to do away with ethnic and religious politics let's keep voting like dunch until we get sense... As for me the hardship didn't stop me from erecting my dream home here and there because any time Dollar goes up, it's an advantage to we that live abroad

Hahahaha 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 this mumu never reach. He think say I go reply the nonsense wey full his rotten mouth!

AntiMarxist:
I have since advised you Ndi IPOBidients to take up occupational therapy in the form of basket weaving to help with your electoral loss una no gree, now we get at least hundred of such useless topics opened daily by your Osunidients lamenting like crazy and thousands of useless posts by your same Ndi IPOB crying over the last elections.

Even me that lost 100k stake bet to win 5mil after useless Arsenal drew their last Premeire league match against Brighton at home have since moved on.


All these your frustration filled posts and threads is doing Obi more damage as everyone is now questioning why the election loss pain Una like this?

Was there a hidden agenda to an Obi Ndi IPOB govt ? Because the lamentations and wailings are just too much.

After you guys will come here to be claiming you are all immune from the economic downturn but nah Una wail and lament pass over same economic situation


Who do Una this strong thing no try at all.

I tell you

In 2014, we started shouting that BAT 🦇 (Buhari and Tinubu) are off no good!

Ok, let's try Buhari at least he had the numbers up North, and some bit of discipline, so we believed, he's frugal and not too corrupt. It may have been a good bet, but you see those Igbo men....when they tell you leave tha leader, abeg leave the leader. They're what the West call good, precise Analyst, experts at smelling a bad rotten fruit Miles away. They actually warned against Buhari, una no listen.

Then... A man who has no promise made, no interview granted, no integrity, no genuine source of income, no prior history of life, a drug dealer, a certificate forger came along, yet the same people who refused to listen in 2015, 2019 still choose this old crim inal and brand every other sane people wailers!

Some idiots were like if he fails we will vote him out, and a wise asked from the crowd, to vote a professional election rigger out and to prevent him which one is easier?

Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣..... Una go learn the hard way Biko!

My dear I'm with you on this Biko! No be Asiwaju? We go still vote am in 2027. No mind those wailers. But try survive reach 2027 sha

Kingbuhari:
If voting against Tinubu will make you feel better again, just fasten your seat belt i will vote for him this time around

Make them wait till Naira hit 2500 to a USD... Na that time the real Bulablu go start!

They never hear of Dutch disease or curse of oil!

Make they go read about Venezuela!

onuman:
Oyibos who own Plantation Nigeria are to be blamed also.
Oyibo saw all the ugly records of Tinubu, yet they did eyes-right. In Oyibo countries, Tinubu would not be in politics. APC under Buhari government refused to assign any office to Tinubu because Buhari and Co knew how assigning any APC office to Tinubu would taint the image of APC before Oyibos then.

Party leader - Tinubu - was no office in APC.

Hahaha 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣..... 30k still dey shack did mumu. Veterans wey gallant past you don give up.....

AguluLiar:
Obi and his illiterate blodas are fabricating news to make themselves happy.

Was it not under Okonjo Iweala billions of dollars were stolen by GEJ to set up Air Peace?

Was it under Okonjo Iweala that a barrel of oil went for over $150 and all the proceeds were looted without any infrastructure provided?

Tell your useless stories to your fellow illiterate blodas.

Pained losers!