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tolutweety:

I need to write this kinda letter.

The president n I need to talk.

Just let us know when you will be going. So we can just start saying out goodbye

Explorers:
"Chuck Kennedy made this photograph in the State Dining Room of the First Lady, choreographer Nakul Dev Mahajan, and students for a Bollywood Dance Clinic at the White House."

The first lady sure has a hot shape

Explorers:
"The President called me over to pose for a photo with a young boy who had fallen asleep during the Father's Day ice cream social in the State Dining Room of the White House." June, 2013.

I just love his simplicity.

Explorers:
"While touring the ancient city of Petra in Jordan, the President and Dr. Suleiman A.D. Al Farajat, a University of Jordan tourism professor, jumped from a ledge of the Nabataean Amphitheater." March, 2013.

dem no born any Nigerian leader well to jump like this

Ximonak:
No arms of force, politicians, expatriates convoy, even just security men will want to wait in traffic, na to come down they flog people to clear road...
God when would we in nigeria attain to this height.

Am sorry, i don't think we will ever get there....Not in this world again.

BreezyCB:
Is Tunde Ednut a name of a person or goat

mecussey:
my man, if u invite 20...pple go dey vex for you for road say u no invite them. Africa creating difficulty upandan.

Vex!! i hardly even call sef people sef. Na to say sorry nah. most people close to me already know my type
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Check this out - https://www.nairaland.com/3741933/nigerian-lady-weds-oyinbo-husband, maybe with 15-20 guests

Eziokwuegbuozoo:
So you think is just for edible provisions? What about things like canopies, DJ and clothes you would wear with your wife? 50k can also do all of that and even more?

Who needs canopies, the only expensive thing i'll be going for might be the clothes. Maybe from registry, the few might just collect take away or do the serving there. Am not the 'Felabration' type
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Check this out - https://www.nairaland.com/3741933/nigerian-lady-weds-oyinbo-husband, maybe with 15-20 guests

mira4u:
Indeed!! Even if just your family alone are the attendees, you'll spend more than that.

And who is inviting all the whole family, just my immediate ones. Even the ones far away should not bother. My friends can come for the naming ceremony, Two/Three friends who stay close by is enough.
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Check this out - https://www.nairaland.com/3741933/nigerian-lady-weds-oyinbo-husband, maybe with 15-20 guests

Civilians carrying AK47 around....This should be checked

daxon001:
It's a great day 2day guys. It's my birthday men! If you doubt, check d home page
Abeg some likes wouldn't hurt now would they?
Also 4ur info, my phone is exactly are year 2day too. So na double celebration o. We both thank God o

Na wah for you o, i almost mistook your picture for another dead body, i was surprised when i saw the phone

Explorers:
Bull's sperm collector.

Hope he's not romancing the poor bull d.i.c.k

Explorers:
For recreation, the White House has a variety of facilities available to its residents, including a tennis court, Basketball court, jogging track, swimming pool, movie theater, and bowling lane.


Pictured: Ex President Barack Obama playing basketball with members of Congress and Cabinet secretaries.

Uhnmmm

Explorers:
The Museum of Flight is one of this country’s most incredible museums, filled with nearly 200 aircraft and spacecraft, tens of thousands of artifacts, millions of rare photographs, dozen of exhibits and experiences and a world-class library.

https://www.nairaland.com/3739835/graveyard-nigerias-dead-airplanes-photos - This comes to my mind

Explorers:
The End Of The Earth.

This is my best picture so far. Good work man

Adesiji77:
What do we call this one now?

Stupidity of the highest order

ZarZar:
If she defined the words in her original post, she must have done it after the initial submission because it wasn't there before. I do whatever the Bleep I want. You continue doing you. I see absolutely no reason for shame in asking what you don't understand. I've done it for others myself & the OP didn't seem to mind doing it for me. So I suggest you stop cruising for a bruising & mind your own freaking business.

Seriously seguno2, u need to take a pill and chill

Alero3Arubi:
Ok would you want a patrilocal kinship system, or a matrilocal kinship state or even a neo-local residence?

Madam this your grammar no be for here o. small small abeg
Sociologist right?

He no get work

dacblogger:
Did i ask you to explain ...aproko manager

I was just trying to help a sister.....you are welcome anyway.

This is really sad

Explorers:
In 1985 Nigeria Airways had 17 planes.

Emirates had only 3 planes.

In 2017, Emirates has 256 planes, it is now the largest airline in the Middle East, operating over 3,600 flights per week from its hub at Dubai International Airport, to more than 154 cities in 81 countries across six continents.

Nigeria Airways has none.

Lalasticlala, Mynd44

dacblogger:
What is the use of counting money that is not yours

This is like the second time I'll be reading your comments under 24 hours and I must say you hardly understand words.

Counting billions of Naira without being watched....u get it?

Anything for Dstv compact subscribers

fashrola:
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Six months (6 months) non-Stop premium subscription for 65k (One Slot only)

PapiSmith:
What kind of father saves a picture of his daughter's boobs on phone?

Saving it just to let her know he's aware of all her atrocities. It doesn't mean anything

ObikeNkem:
Tokunbo Idowu, are you actually accusing your father of incest? I am not suprised though. As an Igbo man I know that incest, rape, necrophilia, peadophilia, beastility, and all sort of debased sexual practices are common place in Igboland. As a nwafo Igbo I know that all kinds of evil can be found in Alaigbo

What are you saying? Where does incest comes in

Is he the owner of the benz?

Ohh, okay

tripoli007:
bros she doesnt even know I used her # ,its just a safety measure .in case am in the car and its stolen and my phone is stolen too .. I have her number off hand and can call her and instruct her on what to do

Ohh

celestialAgent:
I guess she just understand what fits her. She has a big forehead and the glasses help to deviate attention from the forehead and straight to her beautiful hair. I guess she just understand what works for her beauty.

Unlike one (TBoss) who does not knw she look more beautiful without the nose ring.

neonly:
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See your teeth

tripoli007:
ordinary my 2004 corolla get tracker ,I can switch the car off from my girlfriends phone .. I intentionally didn't use my # .. a 40k tracker could have saved u all this stress .. I hope u recover this car soon ..so sorry

Why are u using your gf phone to switch your car off. She never show u b4?

mustmust:
So the sprite and Fanta wey we thought is the enemy is not the real enemy Miranda and locozade is

My question is why is this coming up now after so many years.