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ThisIsNaijaBlog:
Sex appeal is now the order of the day...

http://www.lubeynaija.com/2017/05/see-what-this-busty-lady-wore-to-club.html?m=1

Just like the battery slippers i have being wearing for the pas 2 years

Bizzyliss:
FTC. Make I dey here they observe

This your chicken yansh too wide for a cocck diicck. U sure say u no dey enter the innocent chicken like this?

Under no circumstances should a mother or father ever deny their child food. Its a wrong way to pass a message across

dammy13:
Nigerian mothers are special. This is because there are so many unique things about them. One of which is the way they make conversation with their children. In line with this, Jumia Travel , the leading online travel agency shares hilarious ways Nigerian mothers interact with their children. Mind you, we love our mothers!

Rolling of the eyes

Your mum has visitors. You do not need to be told to leave. However, some kids stay to listen to their conversation. Trust mothers, the way they will roll their eyes, it is a sign that you should leave. If you do not get the signal and you are close to her, she will pinch you. By then, a clear message has been sent! If you still refuse, you will definitely receive a dirty slap from your mum after her visitors have left.

Hot slap

She has been warning you to stop being naughty but you did not listen. She said the same thing repeatedly and no changes. When she becomes frustrated, the next thing is her five fingers on your cheek. That should retune your brain temporarily.

Caning while sleeping

You went to play football when you were supposed to deliver a message for her or you lost money because you were too playful. You would think she has forgiven you. But alas! She has not. In the night while you are sleeping, she will come for you with her bare hands

Promise to buy them something just to getaway

A child is crying and your mother is going to work, she will promise the child sweets and biscuits. This is in a bid for her to getaway. Of course, they will buy the sweets and biscuits for you when they return.

[b]Food denial

If your mum does not want to have a conversation with you through the aforementioned, she will punish you by simply denying you food. The most painful food denial is dinner. You have to go to bed empty.[/b]

The pep talk

This is the real conversation and many consider this as the most excruciating. The pep talk can go for over an hour. She tells you all your life history and the need for you to accept God and change. You will even give prefer them to flog you so that you can leave.

http://fabinfos.com/6-hilarious-ways-nigerian-mothers-make-conversation-children/

Lalasticlala Mynd44 seun Dominique

The struggle is real. GOD help us

Hope they work on this and not use their own inefficiency to affect candidates performance. Things like this can affect student's performance.
I wish those writing Jamb this week all the best.

Airforce1:
Yup
Emoney is a billionaire

Billionaire again
Oga, do u know what they call billions

Airforce1:
He's the CEO of five star music, and got other businesses going on well for him.

So his money is legit and In billions.

Wow

Did u just say billions?

YelloweWest:
Honestly some nigerian men are sick bastards.

Imagine! On a first date!

Thank God this lady knows her worth.

I remember your dad has always being the grand patron, its nice to see a daughter of another bastard man

missomo:
Smart girl. The next date he would have brought out clothes for you to wash.

Set a standard for yourself because if you marry such a man you will never be happy. Men like that end up beating women.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltSTeZA6xMI

The same girl that boast of sleeping with over 5000 men, i guess she is your role model.

Keep it up dear

Soljaboi44:
See The Snake We Killed In A Bush Near Our Barracks

something!

Abeg, why be say na only women dey follow you. I fear you o

kindnyce:
Am not surprised..
Sleeping with Daughter in law
Committing incest.
Imposing disastrous leadership in Naija

Please go read before u start saying rubbish. I didnt see anywhere in the write up that Olusegun Obasanjo was mentioned. How you passed your WAEC baffles me if actually you have already.

HzRF:
Live in ede

Okay. Am from there, that is why i ask

Are u from Ede?

HzRF:
I live in Owode Ede where Adeleke hold away
When the senatorial primary election was conducted only 1 incumbent won which is adeyeye

Aregbe make sure omoworare got the ticket edging out lawal using ilesa can't produce governor and senator

Adeleke was not aregbe candidate he definitely preferred mudashiru someone he can leverage on

But aregbe was forced to accept Adeleke because of the financial assistance he rendered

Nigeriadondie:
He just died for nothing. He died for a club that doesn't know he existed. Even at his burial, no member of the management of the club he supported was present at his burial or no compensation.
All these noise of which club are you a fan of is complete nonsense. How can I be a fan of a club that doesn't even know me?

Please why will United compensate them o? They paid ther tribute, that's all that matters. How many super eagles supporters NFF Don compensate . don't let's play their death with politics. They died supporting what they believed in. May their soull RIP

Tolexander:
o ga o!

What has Manchester United FC done to compensate the family of this fan who died supporting the club?

You dey naija, you dey form passionate supporter of a football club in UK wey no sabi anything about your existence.

Some football fanatics sha!

RIP!

This your comment na wah o, Haaa
Please why will United compensate them?
Did they die working for United.
Every man for himself
They have done their part by paying their tribute.

iwalewa92:
It's still 250k I booked at 8 weeks and d procedure was done at 12 weeks and a few days.
Here'r the numbers I contacted 08032343130, 09086200849. Goodluck

Thank you

HzRF:
Just go and sleep please


U think am a sycophant who just litter threads with rubbish?


It is a well known fact here in Osun only sycophant will tell u otherwise


Deji Adeleke borrowed him 3 months salaries


Believe it or not

You are actually talking to an Osun man. Please state which month the Guv paid with Adeleke borowed money, these are just rumours. For someone with a gubernatorial ambition, u think that news will not be headline in the papers already

Beremx:
you can imagine!!

You are a real maga, the guy just made your time in school a waste with d way u swallowed his lies

able20:
I believe that the story exist, but the facts in it can't possibly be RIGHT

No iota of truth in that, they are alll fabricated lies

YeyeGirl:
Afta una done threaten her life finish!!!!! Chai!!!! Well babe jes enjoy d small kudi way egbon Suleiman drop jare!!!! Mtchewww Yeye man!!!

Well am not surprised, your name says it all. Hope u are a Yoruba girl.

HzRF:
Aregbesola is owning davido's dad billions

He helped paid 3 months salaries when he was seeking re election

So since aregbe won't support his elder brother ambition to govern the state

He ask him to return his money

Jesus Christ...u just woke up and decided to type rubbish or what? Davido dad is not even based here in Nigeria. Mr man, don't invoke the wrath of God. Lying is a very bad thing.

MissCuppy:
She nailed it.


If you give these men much attention, they take you for granted, that's why I give them little or no attention, they come running like little baby.

I think it depends on the guy, if a girl doesn't give me attention I walk out immediately. Even if I meet a lady and I call her, if her response is not welcoming I'll sharply let her go. Study the guy u are dealing with because we are different .
What works fo Mr A might be a piss off for Mr B

PapiSmith:
Because Aunty A married earlier doesn't mean she will have a happy home.

Ask Toke makinwa.

You nailed it

Zizicardo:
whenever you receive text messages from companies you didn't send your CV to, just know it's a scam. someone might have helped you to send it tho, but the should have notified you b4

I totally disagree with u on this ma

salford:
My friend in Nigeria sent me these pics of the great work Ambode is doing in Lagos....I knew what this area looked like when I last visited Lagos. Infact, i am shocked.

Unfortunately for my friend...he lives in the Ojodu/Denro axis of Ogun state which hasnt seen any significant development since Amosun was sworn in as governor. Hopefully. The ogun state countepart wakes up before the end of his tenure.

The problem with that axis in Ogun state that you just mentioned is that the state govt believes those staying there are lagosians. Abeokuta is develoing with it's environs, but places like mowe, ibafo to ojodu part are lagging behind.

Tope Alabi...... She's da bomb anytime,any day.

forMom:
Mine's Sinach,Solomon Lange and Ada

Sinach's songs are mostly inspirational,while Solomon Lange's and Ada's songs make me want to dancceee.

You never can tell. I may be the one.

optional1:
huh?

The Bluetooth, WiFi does power on, it's only the hotspot that gives me the problem.

ibrahim55:
, does the Bluetooth power on if not then it's the IC controlling the Bluetooth/WiFi and hotspot u will have it changed

Hi, i'll like to get to know you more. Hope we can become friends.

optional1:
NDI NNE MAMA



This is just a token gift to all caring mothers like my mom. A vibrant and ever caring mom indeed, HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY....I LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU KNOW..




Happy Mother's Day

optional1:
Lolz
very funny.





thanks dear


thank God i'm out of the relationship..

Xup, so what are u up to recently? Any special man in the scene now?

optional1:
ok congrats in advance.. u go shine for nairaland.

I have a feeling of u being in the picture as well

thunder74:
Na so we talked about the super minister until it was clear in our face that even a fuuuul can perform in Lagos because of the money they are exposed to

But how come FG isn't performing with all these oil money