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Young03:
respect yourself

Okay, sorry. But next time use your brain.

Tazdroid:
U just won talk abi? U know whether na self contain d Op dey or whether e get d means to maintain her for one nght? U just conclude like say u know say everytin dey on ground and d Op no won help. Some people can run dem mouth like borehole


Now recite this continuously until u fall asleep --

"Fvck me, I don misyan, fvck me, I fvckd up"...

Oya start[/b]

Lol

Young03:
What stops u from taking her to ur house, give her food n water then tomorrow u continue ur search on his relatives

pls dont quote me if u know say ur house no go collapse on ur head

Shallow thinking.

Eedris Abdulkarem

Synord:
5) Terry Apala - The Champagne Shower crooner stated in a recent interview that he was surely going to bring the Grammy award to Nigeria..He claimed his unique blend of indigenous apala music fused with trap and hip hop element makes him stands out and increase his chances of winning the highest award in world music.

.4) Skales - Skalds declared his intention to win the Grammy several times ..He mentioned winning the Grammy in a track with dasuspekt and subsequently released the track " Heading for the Grammies " to assure Nigerians of the promise..The Artiste has releasing a string of successful singles and we hope they are worthy enough to one day bring home the award.

3) BlackMagic - Blackmagic. the Repete Crooner has stated that he would be the first Nigerian act to bring home the Grammy award in an interview with net Ng..The act has been off the scene for a while.

2) 9ice - Don't doubt me, I go bring home Grammy , ..The musician stated in his hit single " Street credibility... In three other singles ,Anytime and Energy and Lord's prayer, he further reiterated his quest to win the grammy..We hope he fulfills his promise


1) Vic O - Yop yop yop crooner has stated in several interviews that he was going to win a Grammy stating that its only a matter of time... The act claimed he is working on a remix of his hit song with jayz and we hope the track finally gets him the desired award..


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Bossken:
Hmmmmmm 8 kids in a two bed room apartment? That's too much. I suggest you guyz do something about it fast so you both can have space and time for ur affections. Your marriage to me is too young to begin to suffer some hitches now.

If I were ur husband, I won't get angry seeing u in that act. I would rather understand that u need s*x and then make immediate plans to satisfy u.

Excellent points bring raised

megafone:
You guys should live your lives. Allow your nieces go and start your couples life. Your present arrangement is wrong! Tell him you want more than he is giving right now.

Exactly...good point

Why would he be angry ?!?!?

Imagine your husband jerking off in the bath while you are just 5m away and not sick neither are u handicap .


It's embarrassing

I think the problem is having 8 kids in their home. 10 in a two bedroom flat!
I also agree with you, she should have dragged him closer

kilode100:
He is angry?? I don't understand! You too dull biko!!

The moment he walked in was when you should have put your fingers soaked with pussy cum into his mouth..

If na me eh... I for....

I can see that most people are not addressing the issue but are just giving u childish ideas.

Please, what on earth do u need 8 nieces for? Young couple when u should be enjoying the early stages of marriage.

Firstly.........send those kids back to their parents, u can keep one or two maximum

Secondly.........don't ever sleep in different rooms, for God sake you came home after like two months and what u could think of is sleeping in different rooms? Am sorry.........it doesn't look like you and your husband are emotionally matured and ready for marriage

Thirdly......work it out, it took u more than two months before coming home. Haba!!! Madam, did u travel out of the country?
Two weeks max pls.

Fourthly..........there is nothing wrong with you masturbating, the problem is doing it when your husband was right at home. What stopped u from inviting him to the bath?

Fifth....someone even suggested u should not talk about it! Chai,what a deluded fellow. Pls, sit your husband down. Talk about it, tell him how sorry u are, plan out how u wanna live your life and like I said earlier, the first mistake was the kids...8!!! It's like u are running a motherless home.

Next time pls, move closed to an elderly woman who u can take as a friend ,sister and mother(not a family member) who is matured and godly that u can speak with. If you keep coming here, ur home might not stand because of childish comments here, most of them are below 15 years. Everybody has access to phones now.

I wish you all the best

Idunnowhat2do:
Hello fam,

I got married and I only lived with my husband for a month before I got a job in another state, since we needed the money, I had to move. We've not seen for about 3 months. I just got back and I was welcomed by my nieces from both sides. We are currently hosting 8 of them, they are fun to be with. I love other people's children, I'm terrified of having my own.

We live in a 2 bedroom apartment, I sleep with the girls while my husband with the boys. Since I got back, we've been able to do it just once with the kids sleeping in the room. It was not enjoyable or comfortable. He gets back from work late and I am exhausted when he gets back because of the kids. It's 2 weeks now and I want to get down with my husband. He wants it too. My husband walks around shirtless and it turns me on every time I see him or hear his voice. We are a very sexually active couple whenever we are around each other.

The problem is that I could not take it anymore so I went to the bathroom, he opened the door and he caught me pleasuring myself today. I couldn't lock the door because the lock was bad. He's crazy and very angry.

What do I do?

I don't think u understand what is really happening

niggi4life:
He's not serious, that should have turned him on and he would have simply join you in the action.
You guys are husband and wife not BF and GF and you should explore your body and sexuality to the fullest.
Remember, you are spending the rest of your life with him, so he should be ready to give it to u steadily.
Do not talk to him about it, let him bring the conversation and then u tell him that there is totally nothing wrong in what u are doing

Ok...next

Back then growing up in Ibadan, B.C.O.S TV starts their films by 10am every sundays. Is that not wickedness? i just have to form sickness so i could watch, the most annoying part is they wont even finish showing the film, by 12 e don finish

sakalisis:
Okay

How do u know what am typing at the same time am typing? u be winch

Okay

sirSixtus:
Please who can do an Albert Einstein here.

I think its Edison

Deatheater:
each number correspond with thebeginning of its month

Explain more pls

achieverme:
You should go back to Brighter Grammar. You need tutelage in English language

Uhnmmm. Wasted!

june20:
Big TV and small TV stand with dressing mirror

Kindly share few of your TV shelf designs. Please quote back.
Thank you

Keneking:
On his part, Gov Ambode said Tinubu's blueprint for Lagos has helped him in achieving the Lagos dream.

- Useless statement
- Did Mr. Tinubu handover to him directly
- "When you (Ambode) took over, I know you inherited a burden of debt. The debt profile of Lagos was high, I was wondering how you will reengineer and face the challenges to make progress."

Who are you referring to in this statement? Same party, Same nominee, same government...no difference of sameness! Nonsense position

If the foundation of a house is not strong, will the decking be able to hold the upper part. We are still suffering from military rule now, If Tinubu had not laid a good plan down. will Fashola succeed?

Use your brain next time not your assss

achieverme:
He is saying the truth o. You can't expect everybody to be mental and psychological slaves to a pastor like you. Sule ffucked that girl.

Another one here. Do I look like a pastor to u? Before saying ".........to a pastor like u", that means u have seen me b4. Do I look like your pastor or ur imam.

Be careful

MadeInTokyo:


Tboss is the most useless, arrogant beautiful girl without common sense that I have ever come across.

The stupid sponsor of the Show PayPorte are just bending the rules of the game and manipulating votes just to get TBoss into the finals and win the show.

They should just send other housemates home and declare Tboss as Winner.

The show alongside PayPorte have lost Credibility.

I rather shop at Jumia or Konga than Shop on PayPorte that has no credibility on ordinary a common reality TV show.

Stop taking things too personal, life is very short and simple. You seems to worry yourself too much with issues that has no meaning

thesicilian:
Jesus did not file a billion silver denarius suit against the Pharisees when they accused him of casting out demons by Beelzebub.

Another one on loose. Chief Ebenezer Obey has sang it all

Chibydinho:
This is my first time to share a problem here and I will appreciate everyone's opinion please.
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I have a gf that I've been with for some years now and everything has been going real fine. It was all merry going, though we've had few fights, but we always made up and the relationship continued.
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The real problem started some time last year when we had misunderstanding and was not on talking terms for few days. I dogged deep and discovered that my gf is hooking up with another guy and from findings, I noticed it was just a fresh talk which now evolved because of our little quarrel.. I kept calm and waited for weekend to visit her and make up things with her and also to know why she acted that way..
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When I went, I noticed she went out with this guy and even she came back..she didn't felt remorseful rather blamed everything on me and the issue we had during the week. I didn't loose my anger because of the love I have for her and tried working things up to make up with her...which was successful coupled with the fact that the guy later went back to school.
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From then till now, she kept contact with the guy, but I wasn't bothered because our love was flourishing and rationally, I never expected them to be sudden enemies... but the issue began recently when I failed on a promise to visit her at her place and considering stuffs I was doing.
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That was some days ago and since then she has been acting funny on phone and chats and I recently noticed that the guy is back from a romantic Fb post she made and tagged him.
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Honestly, I am tired of my gf using the guy as a bait or threat to me and needs advice on what to
do to end that...

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Thanks as you help a bro out of this emotional stress... I just love this Lady.

Use your head bro, she is playing you. Let her go, with time she will realize she lost a good man

Lol

Kondomatic:
You are an idiot and I am not happy about it.
Where did I say that 3rd class are a better?
Seems you have issues with compression.

Abi O, I tire for the guy. With this his reasoning ,even if he graduates with a first class. He will be like this

lukeosi4life:
I graduated with a 3rd Class in mechanical engineering. But I am working with a big company here in Lagos.
My salary is closely 200k monthly. There are 2nd class upper & lowers still walking on the street of Lagos jobless!
Friends, it's not by grade but by grace!
I thank God 4 my life everyday.

Stop this trash. The fact that someone graduated with third class does not mean that person is not smart or not intelligent.

Doriana2:
The ambiguities involving Dino Melaye's certificate scandal has overwhelmed Nigeria's news space. The pertinent reality that only few people talk about is: Either a senator of the Federal Republic of Nigeria did not graduate from a university or he graduated with an abysmal grade. It is now clear that a major part of Nigeria's  problem is the high number of uneducated and underqualified leaders occupying important political positions. This is unfortunately accompained with a populace that does not seem to care.‎ 
There was a recent thread of a proud third class civil engr Uniben graduate. While we admire the young man's courage to accept his subpar performance in school, we detest the idea that third class graduates should be allowed to occupy sensitive political postions. Nigerians have to realize that: ONLY excellent and qualified employers can make an organization excellent. Political positions should be treated as an important job vacancy and elections should be seen as a serious job interview.  It is because Nigerians don't pay attention to the qualities presented by 'prospective job applicants' and majorly look at tribe, religion or 'Number of Rice Bags shared' that we are in this mess of a country.
Unintelligent people would reply by saying 'Many People with 2nd class and 1st class are not as rich as some with 3rd class? They go on to proffer as an example, a detestable and morally reprehensible creature like Dino Melaye. The obvious answer is 'the ineffectual and unqualified political office holders are the cause of the failed experiment called Nigeria. The high rates of unemployment and wealth inequality are due to exactly leaders of such groups.
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Another class of mentally myopic individuals would cite an example like Goodluck Jonathan, who was a PHD holder but was also mediocre as a leader.‎
The not so obvious ‎answer to this comes in the form of a parable: 'Lack of good tomatoes does not mean we should cook stew with sand'. The fact that GEJ was terrible should spur us on to properly screen our leaders (plus political parties) and request for even better qualities. We should not make the mistake again ‎of selecting someone bad just because average did not work out. 
A country of 180 million people demands someone intelligent and capable to run it. Lives and futures are literally at stake. We should not take the posts of the president and senators as a testing ground for failures in school. A successful organization like first bank will not employ a third class graduate as CEO so why should NIGERIANS accept third class graduates (or complete illiterates) as senators?

Brilliant reply

electricfencers:
what about
There are provisions for powering the fence using solar energy


As long as there is a contact with the wires, an alarm is triggered


It will trigger an alarm


No fence in the world that I know of,offers protection for this


I agree with you. But you lock your gates and doors at night,don't you?

JewelRegi:
When people were dedicating their babies when they are 3 months were where they.

Husband trying to jump to lagoon and wife busy hoping around.

What are u still waiting for

vizkiz:
I am going to deactivate my account if this makes Frontpage. Bet it with me



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It is now clear lalasticlala wants me to deactivate my account. Someone cannot play with you again?

Nairalanders should decide. Click like if you like me and want me to stay.

Click share if you want me to get the fück off.... If them born you well click

Na werey full this nairaland I swear

****Nairalanders hate me******

SalamRushdie:
Are you guys wrestlers with the WWE with the name bigsteve and realcash

I am not, are u?

SalamRushdie:
Shut up ..are those not projects he is inspecting?

Don't take it too personal Realcash224 is right. Your governor should be in the showbiz

Cc Realcash224

ajepako:
Mandilas is your destination...

Please from Tinubu square, how do one get to mandilas