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Food / Re: Take A Look At The Food I Bought For N1,600 Today by bigzic(m): 12:12pm On Mar 13 |
This is not funny at all!! 56 Likes 1 Share |
Family / Re: It Is Only An Animal That Will Lay His Hands On A Woman. by bigzic(m): 3:30pm On Nov 12, 2023 |
While a woman that lays hand on a man is called what then? |
Health / Re: Slept With Her And Discovered Bruises On My Pen:s by bigzic(m): 4:37pm On Apr 14, 2023 |
Sticooooooo:bro I'll suggest you do a urine culture test in any lab around, of which they be able to tell you the kind of antibiotics you need. |
Politics / Re: Buhari Deserves Commendation For Diversifying From Oil – Femi Adesina by bigzic(m): 6:15pm On Apr 11, 2023 |
adenigga:Na wetin this guy dey smoke? 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Abuja Women Now Book Uber For Sex With The Drivers, Not For Ride (Video) by bigzic(m): 7:02am On Oct 17, 2022 |
Hmmmm nothing is free oh!! Especially from a woman? 18 Likes 2 Shares |
Politics / Re: Insecurity: FG Is Reorganizing Nigeria’s Security Architecture – Osinbajo by bigzic(m): 2:06pm On Apr 27, 2021 |
This government wet Don lost initiative? |
Romance / Re: IndecentStar Kingtblackhoc Who Allegedly Smoked With A Bible Now Living Wretched by bigzic(m): 2:00pm On Oct 01, 2020 |
NeoWanZaeed:I think you are just blinded by hatred, just the way your fake, child molester prophet has instructed. I pity your deluded life 2 Likes |
Family / Face Mask Palaver by bigzic(m): 12:08pm On May 13, 2020 |
Oga returned from work and removed his suit and proceeded to shower. Madam, after serving food went to hang Oga's suit properly and suddenly saw a pink pant liked material with white foldings around it. Out of anger that oga has been cheating to the extend of having another lady's pant in his suit pocket, madam dropped the suit and frowned. As oga came out of the bathroom, everything changed. The entire house became hostile and oga couldn't phantom what could have happened given the fact he received a worm welcome from the same wife that suddenly started frowning at him. All efforts to know what happened failed as madam refused to talk or respond to him. The food was getting cold on dinning table. As madam refused to join oga on the dinning table, Oga kukuma abondoned the food and went to bed. Thirty minutes later, madam joined oga in "za oza room" but refused to lie down. When Oga noticed she was boiling more and more, he started pleading for forgiveness even when he doesn't know exactly what he did. Madam didn't still show concern as she was busy imagining how her husband was "doing it with his mistress". Oga tried using a hug to calm her down, she pushed him away and screamed "go back to her and leave me alone"! It was at that point Oga realised where his ordeals were coming from. But deep inside him as a man, he has never cheated on his wife since a year and seven months they married. As Oga was trying to swore that he has never cheated on her before, madam drew out a kitchen knife she hid in her clothes and threatened to kill oga right and there if he tries to rub his unfaithfulness to her face by denying it. At that point, Oga picked his car key and ran out of the house. It was almost midnight. Oga didn't want to disturb anyone as almost all his close paddy are married. On getting to a hotel, he realised he wasn't with his wallet/ATM card as he was in his nightwear. He was forced to call his "manext man" who resides in another city to transfer 7k into the hotel's account to enable him secure a room for the night which the guy did without hesitation. Oga drove back home in the morning to prepare for work and madam locked him out shouting he should go back to wherever he slept and prepare to work from there (insunating it was in the sidechick's house he slept). After many pleadings fell into deaf ears, oga called one of his colleagues to bring extra Black shoe for him while coming to office. He also called his laundry man and pressured him into coming out by 6:40am. He explained his ordeals to the laundry man who out of pity allowed him pick any black suit that could size him. Arriving 15 minutes late to the office in suit and slippers before Ben(his colleague) rushed out to give him the shoes he brought for him made every one to believe his story and he wasn't queried. His manager in his magnanimity consulted his deputy and they allowed him a day off to go sort out the issue with his wife but advised him not to return home alone again to avoid meeting hot water or acid bath. Oga decided to involve his wife's family since they stay in the same city. On getting to his house with his wife's Dad, Mum and elder sister, the wife narrated what happened and what she saw in her husband's suit pocket. Without landing, her mother shouted "I knew it! Men, they are all the same!! Ndi mma ndi ha bu. They will never stop exhibiting their relationship with dogs". The husband cautioned her to stop and asked her daughter if she has a proof to what she was saying? Without altering a word, she walked into their bedroom and came out few minutes later bending her face.... It happened that it was an emergency face mask oga bought as he went for lunch the previous day forgetting his main facemask at the office. And the restaurant was operating on "no facemask, no entry" and he bought that one beside the restaurant.... Now, madam is on her knees, begging for forgiveness. She is pregnant and had planned on how to break the news to her husband at the dinning table before or after dinner. *What will you do if you are the man, his relation or friend?
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Crime / Re: BREAKING!!! Nigerian Soldiers Kill Three Police Officers , Injure Others by bigzic(m): 9:48pm On Aug 07, 2019 |
SLAP44:seconed 1 Like |
Foreign Affairs / Re: 88 Years Cameroonian President Campaigning For Re-election (photos) by bigzic(m): 10:32am On May 14, 2019 |
Who did this to Africa |
Family / Who Is To Blame The Most by bigzic(m): 4:03pm On Nov 28, 2018 |
*Debate Of The Day ..* A man wants to marry from his village. He lives in Abuja, as a result he sent some money to his father in the village to find him a good wife. His father made a good choice and took all the necessary steps concerning the in-laws of his son. Now he decides to send the wife to his son in the city. He gives her the address of his son. But she arrived the city late. *As she gets outside the motor park, the lady wanted to take a taxi to the indicated address* *However, she was offered a lift by her husband unknowingly on his way home late from work.* *The guy took her straight to a hotel and spent the night with her.* The next morning, each of them go their separate ways. She took another taxi which finally took her to her husbands house. To her biggest surprise, it's the man with whom she spent the night with in the hotel !!!!!!!! The question is: *If you were the man or the woman, how would you react * Men and women, defend yourselves. The debate is open. |
Romance / Who Has The Most Loyal Friends Between The Male And Female Folks by bigzic(m): 10:10pm On Oct 10, 2018 |
A couple were arguing one morning, about who had better friends between the two of them, so they decided to find out, here's what they did:- Husband calls wife's friends one after the other... Husband:- hello madam, my wife didn't sleep at home last night, and I can't reach her, is she with you or did she tell you where she was going to ? Friend num 1:- Omg ! Noooo, haven't even seen or heard from her for the past 3 weeks, I have no idea where she is, maybe you should call her best friend. # hangsup Friend num 2:- wow ! This is very serious, I haven't seen her, but why will a woman leave her husband and sleep somewhere, what kind of stupid wife is that ? I have always warned her to be careful and change her ways or else she will lose her marriage, she so stubborn she will not listen, now see this.. God forbid for me to sleep outside my home, Pls take it easy, wherever she is, she won't stay there forever. #hangsup Friend num 3:- I said it !! I said it !! I had always felt like she's cheating on you, now my feelings are confirmed, wonders shall never end, finally she's been exposed for who she really is, we quarreled few days ago so we have not been in touch, but I will call her other friends and ask, I will call you back once I have any information. #hangsup Wife, mouth agape, ���, calls husband's friends, asking the same question:- Friend num 1:-oh yes I saw him last night, we were together for a very long time and he said he was going home, so don't worry I'm sure he's fine, wherever he is, maybe he had a police problem or something, just relax, whatever it is, there must be a good explanation to it. #hangsup and calls husband immediately "oh boy where you dey ? Abeg do dey go house, your wife dey fine you" Friend num 2:- oh madam, I'm so sorry, I was going to call you to tell you, your husband fell sick last night, so I took him to my family hospital and the doctor insisted he should be kept under observation, I'm sure it's stress from work, I didn't want you to get worried, that's why I didn't call, but he's been discharged, he's on his way home, you'll see him any moment. #hangsup and calls husband immediately "Guy wetin you dey do like this...���...you dey Bleep up ooo? Anyway I tell your wife say you no well, you sleep for hospital, Abeg try reach house now, I tell am say you dey road" Friend num 3:- Madam your husband is in my house, he's still sleeping, we were all drunk last night, he couldn't drive and I don't know the way to your house, so I brought him to my house, (taps empty bed) 'oh boy wake up, the sleep never do you? Wake up go sleep for house' madam I'll wake him up now and make sure he gets home now. #hangsup and calls husband immediately "Yawa don gas oh, your wife just call me now, I tell am say you dey sleep for my house, hurry go house, make you know as you go take arrange the talk" So tell me, Who has better friends #copied |
Romance / Re: Could My Boyfriend Be Married? by bigzic(m): 2:20pm On Aug 15, 2018 |
MrBrownJay1:This is you best play. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Could My Boyfriend Be Married? by bigzic(m): 2:19pm On Aug 15, 2018 |
MrBrownJay1:This is you best play 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Boko Haram: See Graphic Pictures Of Insurgents Killed By Nigerian Army In Borno by bigzic(m): 7:21am On Aug 15, 2018 |
Kudos to the NA |
Crime / Re: Benue Youths On Rampage, Kills 27 Muslims, Burn 2 Mosques by bigzic(m): 7:07am On Apr 27, 2018 |
Killing of any kind is not right, but the government of the day left them with no choice. They should come and condemn the one as usual. 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Danfo Conductor Strips To Fight A Lady Over Money In Lagos (video) by bigzic(m): 6:54pm On Apr 26, 2018 |
Rubbish!! |
Politics / Re: Presidency Blames Opposition For Fg’s Failure To Stem Herdsmen Killings by bigzic(m): 10:03am On Apr 23, 2018 |
You guys should keep blaming it is almost 2019 1 Like 1 Share |
Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua's Post Fight Interview. by bigzic(m): 9:21am On Apr 01, 2018 |
AJ all the way |
Health / Re: Imo Ranks Number One In Condom Use by bigzic(m): 11:09am On Feb 03, 2018 |
Issorit!!!! 1 Like |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Two Nigerian Diplomatic Premises In Kinshasa Attacked And Occupied By Soldiers by bigzic(m): 9:24am On Dec 19, 2017 |
Source please!! |
Politics / Re: Police Almost Detained My Dad For Helping Boko Haram Victim; Lady Reveals.Photos by bigzic(m): 2:54pm On Dec 15, 2017 |
Of course what are you expecting from the world worst police that enjoys killing. |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Libya Ambassador To Cameroon Beaten To Stupor By Protesters by bigzic(m): 10:53am On Dec 05, 2017 |
At least they have made a statement to the Lybian government, a very bold one! 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: RIP! Dammy Krane Donated As Burnt Offering by bigzic(m): 1:40pm On Nov 16, 2017 |
You see ur life now Danny! |
Foreign Affairs / Re: North Korea 'has The Missile Technology To Destroy US Carriers Near Its Shores' by bigzic(m): 6:26am On Oct 23, 2017 |
Elpacino481:So true!!! |
Properties / Re: Flood Sacks 110,000 People In Benue State (photos) by bigzic(m): 8:53am On Sep 01, 2017 |
ritababe:This is Nigeria, where government talk more and do nothing. 3 Likes |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Shut Down Aljezeera: Arab States List Demands To End Qatar Crisis. by bigzic(m): 7:20pm On Jun 23, 2017 |
This is really getting serious. What are the possibilities that Qatar will comply with these conditions. I only hope for a peaceful end to all these. |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Lesotho Prime Minister's Wife Shot Dead Two Days To His Inauguration. by bigzic(m): 7:50pm On Jun 15, 2017 |
RIP |
Foreign Affairs / Re: BREAKING: USA - Shooting At Congressional Baseball Practice - Majority Whip Shot by bigzic(m): 10:36pm On Jun 14, 2017 |
Onopa:so true, the media houses are divided along party lines. |
Politics / Re: FCT Indigenes Protest Unclad In Abuja Over Marginalization (Photos) by bigzic(m): 2:31pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
What is unclad about this? That is their traditional regalia. Get ur facts right Op 39 Likes 2 Shares |
Politics / Re: Buratai, 13 Others Taken To U.S. District Court Over Biafra Protests. by bigzic(m): 5:04pm On Jun 12, 2017 |
Billyonaire:What is this one saying? |
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