₦airaland Forum

na u get ur mouth.
see me se wahala
i do bad thing?
escuse me przzz
this country ehn
nigeria don spoil
we dey manage o
send me recharge card
bros eyeee
shuuu!

They probably spent more years in the their mum fallopian tube or na belle?

carry out d DNA test n lets knw d result

i dnt undastnd dis Okoties speech o.na only d last 4 words i understand

It is a norm for a particular chap to bring out his wife's picture and smile after a hectic day in the office.One day, a co-worker asked 'chap when ever the stress becomes unbearable, u always bring out ur wifes picture ,smile and get back to your work with unusual enthusiasm.whats the secret?'

HUSBAND: because she is a source of inspiration to me
CO-WORKER: can u please enlighten me on that.I will love to do same
HUSBAND: (smiles sarcastically) Its simple,when ever am tired n the work becomes 2 hectic, i bring out my wife's picture, It reminds me that the trouble at home is worst than the stress here so i continue working

so afta taking off everytin, na der e end?

@ poster na 2 buy roadside popcorn enter cinema give her 10 packs of popcorn

okay.a gay! so 190 was our business with ur sexuality?wat relevance is it 2 d thread?y is potato crying or smth

y shud we comment on a thread dat has been erased?i no knw wetin dey shele joor

anna whyte wer did u bring dis vampire story from.watz g2y

someone plz tell us watz going on here?potato was the problem.190 u sound lyk a guy

190 was amusing u?

vampires dat we see on movies are now on nairaland?that hard 2 believe

was going on here

waz goin on here

more time

nice one bro.alot of sincerity and truth.It works for me but doesnt work for her

Hi everyone.Please i sincerely want to know the Dos and Donts of a Christian relationship.Is kissing,caressing,etc part of it n if not is it very possible to maintain closeness without compromising.what is the possibility that a long courtship will be without such acts.In a case where one party desires the other what advice could help save the relationship

Like u said u are not plannin of comin back so do ur apologies den move on wit ur life.Very importantly learn to forgive ursrlf n get serious wit the next babe

The guy try jare! written joke different frm said/verbal joke

Okada Okada.This must be true der alot of Big snakes I have seen myself der.pitiful indeed

, Why do they ask for BB(Black berry) when they dont have Beauty and Brain? Its spreading like virus

@radiant
she is not complainin.Best wishes.she has a daughter for him already

Pls i need help of wat kind of business to do with a capital of #150,000

arsenal lacks a play maker!

a whole lot!
one good evening after i finished mumsi chow, i went to my room the next thing i heared was popsi's knock.I opened the door and he told me he couldnt eat his food that i should go and help him out.I gladly accepted.I went to the dining table opened the covered plates on find it cleaned thoroughly.he had finished the whole meal.He stood by the curtain laughin!!!!imagine!!!!

2nly my dad does all things by himself,including driving,going to the bank and sometimes washing.he purposed to buy fuel trucks/tankers.then i was in secondary school so asked him if he would also drive it.he replied and asked me what i was for of course then i cud hardly turn the stering.imagine

lastly he called me and greeted me like the nigerian police and said "anything for the boys" u know wat dat means.imagine?

yabs
you dey craze,you dey mad you dey gbogbonro ciga!
you shit here,you shit here u call am 3 wise men
The tallest man for una village dey use ladder climb maggi
U mess all the fish for river say are we safe?

well there is a whole lot to consider about this sleepover thing besides who wants another man pikin problem for niger?