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shall comment wen my parents lift my ban on social media.

Sorry Tonto, Money bag is gone, no more display of gold plated iphones gifts.
That earphone no be here o, while our own little earphone dey sound tin-tin-tin, this type na dum-dum-dum. Aba boys una don see am abi

Tonto dike's ex mr Michael Awolaja AKA Malivelihood in a solid gold customization for Maybach Music crew, with notable names on the product as RickRoss and DJ Khaled.

Rubbish, imagine, "Christian against the Muslims and Igbos against everything" this man is an idiot, it's his kind that causes problems in Nigeria. It's always been Muslims(boko haram) against the Christians all over the world even in the movies.
Hw dare u compare GEJ a great patriot to a man who the result of this treat in 2011 we're facing in terrorism today, a man who terrorists calls his name before blowing up.
Nigeria will be fine without what you represent and those you represent. Pastors supported their own(GEJ) while Imams and Muslims supported their own(boko haram)

20 milla o, u no d kind sir wey even witches for your village go answer u?
Green card, free license to go wey wash dead bodi for yankee, or to dey wash plates for meat joints.
(In a typical igbo man's voice) Givu mi 20 millionu dia.

Abi o, God bless u jare.

I ran into this funny sign post this morning, and decided to share. But does such religious quotes on sign board guarantee good market?

first sign to show the weed is working

The guy try, 3 gbosa for him.

What about those using their phones to snap and video instead of using it to call the police.

The G.O of Household Of God Church Lagos, had his birthday on 16th June. But the church decided to give him a special moment, on Sunday 21st June for a celebration service.
Lots and lots of gifts flowing, He deserve the gifts.

FFK and Fayose dogged figher who say d truth always no matter how bitter.

I thought they already had plans before campaigning, now i realize they actually weren't expecting power, it just came by mistake.
Please tell them their Apc fight isn't our business, we voted them, they made us believe they will hit the ground running, but what are we seeing everyday, Rochas observing angelus, Buhari closing his fast, Saraki with friends after fasting. Una wan turn picture snapping government.

we pray it's not politics they're playing.

All football players and their fans are guilty of lying intentionally and immensely, & we no God hates liars.
The following insight will guide your belief to why footballers and fans are liars.
(#)Most footballers always raise both hands up in the sky as though they never got near the player not to talk of a harsh tackle especially if the referee uses his whistle. The raising up of the hands in football stands for "am innocent" even when they're not innocent at all, while their fans also join the claims the player is innocent even after seeing replays. (LIE)
(#)When football players handles the ball, He outrightly deny it ever being a handball while their fans supports even when they no it is, remember Cahill's handball last season in 18yard box against arsenal yet Chelsea fans and Cahill all denied it. (LIE)
(#)Corner kicks and throw-in's are also another department all football players and fans alike lie about, they would always wonna use their lies to influence referees to making the wrong calls which the fans also support their teams. (LIE)
(#) Offsides are always a call of controversy especially when the big team needs a goal in the die minutes against a smaller team. Remember the wailing offsides Manchester United kept last season that cost them points mostly Smalling the culprit, Manchester fans will always call for an offside knowing too well it isn't with De gea raising a hand to indicate offside. Thereby making both the players and fans liars. (LIE)
(#) Am yet to meet a player that will run to the referee and tell him "please i bullied or handled the ball in my own yard, award a penalty against my team", the likes of Puyol, Terry, Kocielny, Ferdinand, Cahill, Ramos, Luiz, Kompany, Miranda, to mention but a few always commit this crimes deny them and the fans even after seeing a convincing replays still maintain it isn't a penalty, while the opposition teams cry blood it's a Penalty. (LIE)
(#) Red card, also makes both players and fans of same club lie, the player who receives the card, tells the ref he's innocent by raising up his hands while the fans of his club jumps to his support, Remember the hooligan Stephen Gerrard of Liverpool's tackle against Herrera of Manchester United, a bad tackle yet he waved for innocence but apologizing later after the match, he lied on the pitch but accepted truth later. (LIE)
(#)Age is another lie zones for footballers especially African footballers, whose younger sibling will be celebrating 35 in Nigeria while they celebrate 18 in Europe. No wonder Africans do well in under 18's because it 35yrs old men(Africans) against teenagers(Europeans), when they're expected to graduate into senior team they flop because they're too old to play 25yrs old(Europeans) against 52yrs old(africans). (LIE)
WE NO IT'S WRONG TO LIE AND LIARS ARE NOT FRIENDS WITH GOD, WHAT'S THE FATE OF FOOTBALLERS AND FANS AS REGARDS HEAVEN.

And ur gender said u r a female. Una wey be transgender or transgender wonna be, angels of God dey soak una cane for Kerosene.
And the thunder wey go fire una eh, e dey do press up now.

Age no be matter nah, it's just a number as far as she respects me that's all.
Besides i love matured ladies no matter the age, but not to the numbers Senator Shatima likes

The matter left me dumbfounded, but i think she has a game plan which she has either achieved or failed.

A boy (Chuks) in a relationship with a girl (Lola) since 2011, the girl happened to be a Churchite. Always on prayers and fastings. Chuks always make romantic advances which are always fruitless, Last April the girl(Lola) called Chuks to tell him she complained to God about his plea for sex and God gave a go for them to have it.
Chuks is scared because the same God she serves said sex is only for married couples. She visited him later and lured him into the act and repeatedly it occurred. Chucks is confused because all the major religious societies (Christianity, Islam and traditional) are against pre-marital sex still she said God ask them to engage in it. Chucks was still in shocked and confused about the whole saga even though he doubted her claim of it being from God, months later she called him to say God asked her to end the relationship.
Chuks is scared because He doesn't no the particular God speaking to her as he uses the bible as reference Exodus20vs14, as Christianity condemns it seriously.
Kindly advice or explain the thing(s) Chucks is ignorant of, Or better still point out a particular God or gods that permits sex before marriage. What's her game plan(s) on Chuks or is she real?
Advice or comments.

really?
So this few are the ones who came wholeheartedly to be brainwashed by Buhari. I salute Dogara and his straight forward approach, i thought Buhari promised not to get involved in the whole saga, he should learn to keep his words . Am sure this few that came are here just for political favours like, following him to WEST GERMANY when next he wants to visit PRESIDENT MITCHELL.
APC can't fight Saraki/Dogara it's a 2 way thing either Saraki/Dogara are impeached to the floor as ordinary members or Buhari is impeached bck to Daura floor to the delight of his cows

congrats to u all,
instead of over celebrating in drinking joints and others places not worth your many years in school, spend time celebrating with God in prayers. Be careful as the journey doesn't end here, as devil may wish some to end theirs today(God forbid) for those driving don't drink-drive to avoid accident. Celebrate a little but more as soon as the job comes, we shall join you in prayers until you get your dream jobs and heart desires

congrats to u all,
instead of over celebrating in drinking joints and others places not worth your many years in school, spend time celebrating with God in prayers. Be careful as the journey doesn't end here, as devil may wish some to end theirs today(God forbid) for those driving don't drink-drive to avoid accident. Celebrate a little but more as soon as the job comes, we shall join you in prayers until you get your dream jobs and heart desires

Congrats to all the Batch B corpers passing out today, share your experience and pictures here.

I don post tire, i don even conclude say the MODS dey beef me.

Enough reason why they need me as president.

soon armed robbers go soon dey take selfies while in operation.

Because u noticed a name that looks somehow like yours na im make u dey speak all dis English. Wetin u dey feel like? If u no English well u will no that if an alphabet is substituted for another it gives it a different meaning.( e.g bed substitute the "e" for "a" you have bad). Hw sure are you that u even registered on NL before them? Abi because u dey manage FTC make anyone no use name wey start with "INT" or wey mistake end with "VERT".
Jst commenting i no dey beef abeg.

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Your own no dey ever pass "following", lol anytime i see "following" as a comment i dnt need to check who made the comment.

Why is she having the same dream that Baba had that produced West Germany as a country and President Mitchell. I think someone should wake her up before she tells us how her pet dog helped delivered her of the mutant pig.

man-manciation.
Formally an Olympic gold medalist male category. Since he's now a she what happens to the medal?

Man who dates a transgender woman, should he be addressed as a gay, homosexual or what else can we call them? Just like the Kardashian Caitlyn(formerly a man and now a woman) and the wife, what name should be given to this act. I think it should be given a new name since the act is new, freely drop a name.