[quote author=ageraGT post=42799494]Ever wondered why girls never look at you seductively, and slowly lick their lips yearning to kiss u? well i know why! It’s because your lips are thick, hardened, black, parched, and scary!! yes I said it...pink lips is a very attractive facial feature most guys take for granted, even if u look like a malnourished African Ostrich your pink lips is gonna get you laid, ask wizkid and co. why they spend thousands of naira just to tattoo their lips to look pink. If u were unfortunate enough to be born without natural pink lips well good news to you my black thick lipped brother getting pink lips is not so hard it just takes determination, patience and you letting go of some habits. let me share with you my personal secret for my lips.
1. Avoid sunlight Dudes, Chronic sun exposure can also cause slight darkening of the lips, so u gotta avoid those uv rays man.
2. Quit smoking This one is lips 101 and pretty basic (if u think i have to explain further why u shouldn’t smoke then you are a retarded bovine creature)
3.Exfoliate your lips This is where u actually have to do some work. Exfoliation means removal of dead skin on the surface of your lips. Personally, i do this by mixing honey with lime and applying it on my lips with a soft brush, you use the soft brush to slightly brush the top layer of the skin, do this every morning for 20- 30 minutes.
4. lick your lips Yeah, when you see that pretty girl coming lick your lips while using your teeth to slightly scrape the surface to avoid excess disgusting mouth juice smothering over the lips, this will make your lips look brighter and pinker for few secs before harmattan returns your lips to its default settings.
So, this is what i Ageragt do to get dem pink lips... here are some of my photos (trip at your own risk i have a girlfriend)
[/quote Kai!All those Kids on nairaland sef,so na pink lip dey reign now just b/c mario,50cents,usher,bow wow,chrisbrown get pink lips.
obasiken: I know this mans house in Maitama. Big politicians and business men used to sleep in their cars infont of his house for days just to see him. As soon as GEJ lost, his house was deserted. Now this.
He is 1 of those men that has a spare key 2 GEJ's Brain.
igwe44: How can God allow oil to be found in the north? Nigerian oil is found in south and some part of east yet the northerners are ruling and controlling this country as their own,what will happen if the oil is found in northern states? God is never a partial God
If Oil is found in d north,Biafra will hav her Republik,just fast & pray hard they find oyel.
chimere66: Super Eagles coach Sunday Oliseh's rant in a two part YouTube video posted online over the weekend.
In the heated clip, the coach who accused his staff of witchcraft, is heard lashing out at haters who constantly criticize him every time the Super Eagles lose a match.
Watch the videos below
Transcript of The Clip
“Now it’s the time to attack,” an infuriated Oliseh said in a new YouTube clip.
“The usual critics have brought out their fangs again.
“I’m addressing this constant insanity, this is madness that has befallen some of our critics. You must be insane to ask questions on the future of the Super Eagles because we lost CHAN.
“With all due respect, CHAN is the least important tournament organised by CAF, and it is a tournament which weighs on the strength of the various leagues and you can see how far DR Congo and TP Mazembe have done.
“What then should be done to the coaches of Ghana, South Africa and Egypt, who did not qualify for this tournament?
“This insanity each time the Super Eagles lose, these critics go on air and start seeking the future of the coach. This is madness!
“They did the same thing when we lost to DR Congo, which was a friendly game. They were asking questions if this was the right person to lead the Super Eagles.
“We lost to Guinea, and this comes after a 10-game unbeaten run, and they start this hulabalo over the future of the coach of the Super Eagles.”
Despite the criticism, Oliseh maintained he is on course to qualifying the country for both AFCON 2017 and the 2018 World Cup.
“We’re on track to qualify for the Africa Cup of Nations and we have qualified into the pool stage for the World Cup,” he said.
“This is the 14th game I have been in charge as coach and we have lost only two and only one official game.
“So, where is this failure that some people are trying to sell to Nigerians?
“Unless for coach Sunday Oliseh and his crew to be successful, they have to win all their matches. Jesus Christ! Even the world champions Germany are not doing that.
“Talk less of us who are a brand-new team we are building for some months now –the team to CHAN have seven players who are certainly leaving our shores to play abroad, two have already signed.
“I’m proud of what we have achieved with the Super Eagles of Nigeria. Nigerians are happy, there is so much team spirit, it is now interesting to watch the Super Eagles.”
watts75: Is like PMB is today Africa symbol of integrity, politicians in Niger Republic are currently using Buhari pictures as a mark and sign of their integrity
He!He!!This man shld b sew 4 $1B for copyright violation & use of Intellectual property,Buhari & nigeria can generate & increase our foriegn reserve with this.
Y did d orangutan frm Ota not probe his corrupt self b4 he jail alams,tafa Balogun wher did he got money 2 buy Transcorp,built,Ota frm,Bell Uni,presidential library,how caan pmb,osinbajo aas clean as a whistle waste time 2 probe themselves,obj is afraid b/c Haliburton,siemens scandal noose is tightening on his throat.
GodpunishBuhari: The Nigerian Bar Association, NBA and senior lawyers in the country, have condemned the recent arrest and continued detention of a Senior Advocate of Nigeria, Mr. Rickey-Tarfa, SAN, by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission EFCC, since Friday without releasing him on bail. Former President of the NBA, Oluwarotimi Akeredolu , SAN, commenting on the issue said; “I think that this is an unfortunate development, a situation where lawyers are arrested in court while performing their lawful duties, this must be condemned in unequivocal terms. However, this is the work of an agency, no government can allow this, especially when you have a senior lawyer, a Senior Advocate of Nigeria as the Vice-President, the government will do its best to avoid such things. It is the work of overzealous agents, we will call on the Vice-President to intervene and ensure his release. “Since the NBA President has intervened, they should release him to NBA President for him to appear on Monday to answer to whatever charges they have against him. He is a Senior Advocate of Nigeria, he cannot jump bail, This is utter disregard for the rule of law and the sanctity of the legal profession guaranteed by the Constitution.” Another former President of the NBA, Mr. Joseph Bodunrin Daudu, SAN, said: “ Well, you see, this is what we face with the current EFCC. Let’s get the facts straight, all of us who are defending accused persons are now endangered species, all of us are being investigated by the EFCC, so we are all waiting for the day they will come and carry us.” Reacting, the law firm, Rickey Tarfa &Co. in a statement signed by its Partner and Head of Chambers, Mr. John Olusegun Odubela, said: “It is germane to state that the matter before the court has no bearing with corruption related issue. It is purely between a husband and wife struggling for the control of a manufacturing company they jointly promoted.It is purely a matrimonial issue that went sour.”
How can a petroleum minister award an oil licensee 2 himself?Y shld any body kept an OML for 20yrs & not exploit it & d license is not revork aafter 3yrs!Thief dan etiete shld b serving in time.
Flets: Omachi rained dollors (Ravars people funds) at Teslim Balogun Stadium to aid Buhari defeat Atiku at APC primaries.
Aregbesola, Amaechi, Okorocha, Fashola etc didnot denied their electorates capital projects and channeled state funds to Buhari's campaign at the expense of Nigerians.
Criminals like Tinubu,Goodluck, Amaechi, Fashola, Fayemi, Saraki, Audu Ogbeh, Atiku, Ngige, Obasanjo, many northern lootocrats etc who has looted this country dry are the pilots of the so called "Anti Corruption" govt.
Simply put..... BUHARI HAS MORAL JUSTIFICATION TO FIGHT CORRUPTION. As a matter of fact, Buhari is not corrupt than most. There is no pressure on Buhari, he just can sustain a fight against all odds.
africanusvu: If this minister of a man says he is a hapy man.then he is a lier,A man so hated and regard as a traitor by his peple.wat eva joy and regard u av outside,if ur peple detastes u,you cant be a hapy man
haters are inching to their early grave why Ameachi is living happily ever after,ameachi life history end in comedy.while others own end in tragedy.
doctokwus: Truth be told, Anambra has been lucky with it's govs since Ngige.The level of development,even tarred roads in some of the innermost villages,electricity,including solar powered streetlights in some, is astounding. U begin to imagine what Anambra wud become if it had half of the oil revenue some states are getting. By the time u compare a village in Anambra to a place like Mowe or Ibafo,totally without any amenities but which border Lagos,and are supposed to reap from the proximity and commercial activities u wonder if vision is given to just a few governors. I have always advocated that Obiano builds up apga and serves as the face of opposition politics in Nigeria,due to his vision, honesty and giant strides,but he doesn't seem like one ready to play opposition politics.
Thank Ngigi 4 demystify d godfathers & keeping dia dirty hands away frm d publik treasury.
ignorant no good oo!many buffon no no say chopper they ditch on water 2 bad,modern chopper has inflatable pad on its side which inflates on touching water.
ericuzor: In this era of change, our Royal fathers now kneel down to take pictures with politicians.
Change is here, embrace it!
Buhari is d president of d giant of africa,amosun is 1 of his governor,royal fathers are mere tribal chiefs that can b remove with a feeble wave of hand.
TeOwl: i just bought 30A charger from your friend at Labinjo street in mushin just now. I told him you were the one that directed me, he knows your name is CeeJay, I want to buy Mercury 200AH battery, i hope this your friend has this brand of deep cycyle battery.
EDIT: I just called, he does not have mercury 200AH battery.
Xposer: The Nigerian Air Force, in its bid for increased self-reliance, has successfully reconfigured 2 demilitarized Alpha Jets in its inventory that were hitherto acquired without weapon delivery capability. The Chief of Air Staff -Air Marshal Sadique Abubakar was seen with NAF technicians at the reconfiguration site.
According to NAF, the 2 aircraft are among the 4 Alpha Jets bought from the United States in 2015 by the immediate past administration to enhance the operational capability of the NAF to combat Boko Haram insurgency in the North East.
However, the aircraft could not be deployed to the theatre of operation before now due to the inherent weapon delivery deficiency hence its limited use for training purposes.
So GEJ & his gang go buy WW2 antiquity warplanes confined to d museum of war history with no missile delivery capability at d cost of new F16.God dey oo!
ogochukwu247: [img]http://4.bp..com/-hmbDxHBh_GQ/VrCLmwQMxXI/AAAAAAAINkM/SNbax3SRS5A/s400/index.jpg[/img] Former President Jonathan says President Buhari can send him on any assignment, depending on the type and whether he has the capacity to carry it out. Jonathan said this while speaking at a ceremony organized by International diplomats, the Cercle Diplomatique, based in Geneva last week.
“I am former president and I cannot throw myself on the new government. It depends on the assignment the current president decides to give me and also depends on if I have the capacity to carry out such assignment. He is our president and can decide to send people on assignments based on national interests. When I was in office, I used to give assignments to former presidents and that is how it has always been. I am free to work for my country and indeed for any other African president that considers my service valuable"he said.